Crowning Champs Day. January 2011 Winners

It was a UK & Co win .... but who were the Champs on the 4 battlefields? And who were the stars? The most determined and dedicated fighters?

Challenge Champ & Mogul Maximus .... it's our fantastic, fabulous jules44! (again). She's unbeatable ...
Since this great war began in 2007 she's has only been beaten by an American 6 times. And it was the same great American General every single time. I speak of mos623 ... but where is he now?
He popped in last month .. and then left the field. Kidnapped by the UK do you think?
Last month our top American player was hammerdjh and he's currently their number 1 ranking Invincible. Hmm ... I think he's a he ... but can he ever dislodge jules?
This months new battle has got off to a cracking start with Rage taking an early lead for the USA ... ok jules .... the would-be-assassins are massing ...

Titanasaurus Rex .... will Johnny please come on up and take his throne. And a round of applause and a mention here for the whole American army ... the small elite crack squad led to victory by our new champ Johnny ....
Well done .... Johnny ... Qmel ... twosleepy ... BrerSchultzy ... Carolinaboy54 ... Blackdresss ... pamelab and LizHill. You did your country proud. Hold your heads high and be smug ... you've earned it.
Oh I say ... this month will be good. Only 4 fearless Americans have braved the Titan battlefield so far. Is that it? No more daring fighters wanting to enlist? Twosleepy has already taken an early lead ... and with Johnny scampering close behind in second place the UK & Co had better tackle them quick before they romp off.

Sole Survivor .... I've dusted the throne off ... ready for my spiffy miffy. Will miffy42 please come on up and endure a fishy hug and claim his throne. He's won it 3 times before aswell ... meaning he's the UK's most successful Survivor. However ... it'll take a bit more to match the best ever in tournament history .... mike32768 and WorldB, both Americans who have notched up most Survivor wins. And I miss WorldB ... where has he gone? It was all the fishy hugs wasn't it? Bit cloying .... my halibut breath was a bit suffocating.

But I'm not as Fearsome as these!
USA Invincibles
#1 hammerdjh .. top American player in the Challenge & Moguls
#2 Rage
#3 Anton
#4 Clamking
#5 j2cp2
#6 mike32768
#7 timmacg .. also top American player in the Survivor
#8 Deborah
#9 Qmel ... has scaled the heights of lofty Mt Olympus
#10 ryaman

UK & Co Invincibles
#1 jules44 .. reigning Challenge Champ & Mogul Maximus
#2 miffy42 .. also reigning Sole Survivor
#3 morelli
#4 magijoh1
#5 lg549
#6 paper aeroplane
#7 briarwoodrose
#8 markswood
#9 dippo
#10 martin cube ... has arrived up on the lofty ledges of Olympus & was top UK player in the Titans.

Eeee ... it makes your eyes water just gazing at them all perched on their windy ledges doesn't it?
Two of these leviathans were evicted .... Schoonie101 of the USA and Dr Gas of the UK ... so take care Titans incase they descend amongst you to create havoc in the trenches. If I spot them I shall jog behind ready to scoop you up and attach bandages and splints... for as we all know there is no one, just no one , more frightening than a demoted Invincible out to regain lost gory.
Oops ... I missed out the L ... that should have read glory not gory .... or then again perhaps not.

Last but not least I blithely move on to my favourite bit where I fondly brag about the achievements of my MOPS. AKA Most Outstanding Players.


Absolute Top Mop

Will LanaDale please come on up ... don't be shy ... come and claim your throne. Well done there for improving your ranking on December by 23 places. I have to say argentum was pretty impressive aswell with 16 .... but the worst bruised knees and legs worn down to stubby stumps from running through the battletorn war trenches still goes to our Lana. And wasn't that sentence a longwinded mouthful.
It's not easy playing these quizzes. The competition is stiff and it takes nerves of galvanized steel ... and understanding the drivel of the referee is just as taxing.

My top 10 Mops

LanaDale USA up 23 Absolute Top Mop
argentum USA up 16
BrerSchultzy USA up 11
MarchHare007 UK up 11
Blackdresss USA up 9
Quiz_Beagle UK up 8
j2cp2 USA up 7
steve-e UK up 5
Shadow USA up 5
polaris UK up 5

And the rest of the horde who did better ... ran faster ... got more right ... and impressed me.

briarwoodrose UK up 4
Clamking USA held rank
Deborah USA up 4
Hammerdjh USA held rank
helmar UK up 3
joanne384 USA held rank
jules44 UK held rank
lg549 UK up 1
magijoh1 UK held rank
markswood UK up 1
martin_cube UK up 3
miffy42 UK held rank
mike32768 USA held rank
morelli UK up 3
pamelab USA held rank
paper_aeroplane UK up 3
pc377 UK held rank
Qmel USA up 2
Rage USA up 1
suep USA up 2
tisonlyme321 UK up 3
twosleepy USA up 1
witchdog UK up 2

And now the cheering and congratulations are done.
Back to the serious stuff .... the war ... which no one takes seriously ...
We all only come here for the tasty nibbles supplied by Qmel and now the undernourished UK team have their own dietician/personal trainer/food addict coach. .... the irrepresible martin cube!

My friends I shall scamper over to the Mogul and beg some crumbs and I shall see you there.