Qmel must surely have been slipping some hydraulic fluid into the smorgasbord nibbles!
But something tells me the Uk & Co will come storming back so I'm cheering for them too and jumping up and down in my smart tuxedo!
We also have a new whole host of champs to crown and swear fealty too.
Challenge Champ .... will mos623 come on up and claim his throne! He led the American army to victory on the Challenge battlefield. Come and enjoy a ribcrushing hug from moi ... Pengy! I make no excuses ... I like him! And miffy42 was the top UK player but alas, could not halt the lethal onslaught.The red tide is already on it's way this month too! Yesterdays top five places were nabbed by my american buddies .. and there's only one UK & Co trooper managed to wriggle into the top 8 on the leaderboard! Is this the shape of things to come! It makes frightening reading if you're a woad wearer!
Mogul Maximus ... will spiffy miffy come on up and jump onto his throne! And he's topranked trooper for the UK too! Well done my UK friends ... the USA were annihilated ... truly decapitated as they wriggled under that guillotine. Bow to your masters USA ... you might have won the war but this is the battle you might never ever win! Top USA player was mos623 .. what a busy little devil he must have been hurdling the trenches. Candidate for a National Hero? Why not.Shall I divulge who has already taken the lead? Isn't it a bit wicked? Who cares! It's the UK (again) .. and they've notched up a 60 scalp lead!
Titanasaurus Rex ... congratulations to Clamking! I knew this new recruit would be famous before too long! Join the ranks of the legendary greatest and come on up and claim your throne. It's a sad fact of life.. well it's in the rules of engagment actually ... that Invincibles can not play this battle. Ergo ... you will be unable to defend your throne! This is great, sad news to a pacificist pengy who loves to incite wars!Will it be the turn of top UK player Doc? Will he be able to scupper Qmel's bid for domination? Hmm ... I've just leant over the parapet, binoculars glued to my fishy eye ... and ryaman has arrived. Someone's told him he can run amok there this month haven't they? With 2 days play down can he catch and conquer the curent pack in the lead? This is ryaman we are talking about .. so I say .... yes!
Best of luck UK & Co ... even with the big names of Clamking, Anton and Schoonie101 bared from the good fight I suspect you will need it.
Sole Survivor .... everyone cheer for Schoonie101, newish to the art of cross-Atlantic warfare but peforming like a war vet. Come claim your throne .. wear your crown with panache and pride!Also an ex-Top Mop ... and the most chased player on the Titan. Chased by me with my tickling kipper ..... not the opposing army, I might add.
And a big well done to dippo for been the top UK & Co trooper to elude Piranha's mandibles.
I had my eye on you, you know, with hopeful baited breath ... but it was not to be.
The final throne is plugged in and warming up .. and starting to gently vibrate in massage mode so whilst we wait I shall crane my neck up to the lofty heights of Olympus and blink wonderingly at the ledges where our Most Fearsome live ...
No one will be accused of cowardice for trembling in their boots when they hear the tread of their feet coming up behind ..... Fear them for they are great!
The USA Invincibles
#1 mos623 ... Challenge Champ
#2 hammerdjh
#3 Rage
#4 Anton
#5 Clamking .. Titanasaurus Rex
#6 mike32768
#7 WorldB
#8 Schoonie101 ... Sole Survivor
#9 j2cp2
#10 Deborah
The UK & C0 Invincibles
Fear them too for they are equally as great
#1 miffy42 ... Mogul Maximus
#2 jules44
#3 morelli
#4 paper aeroplane
#5 magijoh1
#6 briarwoodrose
#7 lg549
#8 martin cube
#9 moomin
#10 markswood
And now onto my favourite part .... our new Most Outstanding Player from July.
That's the player who managed to climb most ranks in that ego bruising, joyously belittling and mad fun quiz known as the Challenge.
I clap my flippers ... and I give you!
Our new Top Mop ... will Anton, please come on up and jump onto your throne.Our highest climber. Just pipped cubswin2323 and I have to say ... rather a lot of Americans did their country proud and went through the pain barrier.
Anton#4 USA up 26 ... Absolute Top Mop
cubswin2323 USA up 22
Marsalinator USA up 18
Blackdresss USA up 18
Yand UK up 16
Clamking#5 USA up 15
Hammerdjh#2 USA up 10
Moomin#9 UK up 9
Flopsy UK up 7
magijoh1#5 UK up 4
pc377 UK up 4
Astralspace USA held rank
blackprinceUK UK held rank
Briarwoodrose#6 UK held rank
Deborah#10 USA held rank
donamaria USA up 2
Dr_Gas UK up 1
helmar UK up 2
jacky UK up 3
LanaDale USA up 3
martin_cube#8 UK up 2
miffy42#1 UK held rank
mike32768#6 USA up 3
mos623#1 USA up 2
Nikers UK held rank
pamelab USA up 1
Paper_aeroplane UK up 2
Qmel USA up 1
suep USA up13
tisonlyme321 UK held rank
And me ... I claim top bandage and splint fixer crown!
Never before was the fight so well fought ...
I loved every minute of it and I hope you did too because it's patriotic troopers who make armies.
And without you .. what would this educated domesticated Pengy do?
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