Crowning Champs Day

Whew .. it's hard work for a little pengy to drag thrones about in this warm weather. But nothing is too good for our champs. Perhaps I should scour around for a nice relaxing foot spa for them to rest their worn out little feet in too?

Challenge Champ & Mogul Maximus .... there are footprints worn into the red carpet ... jules footprints! Scorched into the pile from her incineratingly hot little feet. So jules .. firefly feet ... will you kindly tip toe up and claim your throne! Thrones! Everyone else have fire extinguishers at the ready!
Our valiant jules notched up most daily wins aswell ... and who from the opposing army was closest to stopping her? mos623 ... He's done it before ... can he do it again? And the Mogul USA top player was Clamking. Hmm .. I have just had a shandy inspired vision ... one day Clamking too could get a hug from me on the rostrum. If he can beat the Great Firefly jules44.

Titanasaurus Rex. ... This was my favourite battle in May. The five fab americans ... Anton ... cubswin2323 ... Johnny ... Blackdresss ... Shadowzep. ... put up a wonderful fight and won the team battle but they couldn't stop a UK trooper scrambling up that flagpole and stealing the crown. Will lg549 come on up and wriggle into their hi-tech, comfort gauranteed massaging throne.
Well done lg549!
You have now joined the ranks of the Elite! Sadly though you are now unable to defend your title and hey UK ... take heed, this could mean trouble .. Anton and Poolosopher look forces to be reckoned with. Get that bazooka ready ... chew it ... stretch it into a lasso and sling it around their legs. Or use velcro which is less messy.
Our top american trooper was Anton .. and our Daily Dervish was Anton too. He's current leader ... but team mate Poolosopher is already nipping at his heels. Ah ... i have a soft spot for pool. He first inspired me to dream up this war you know .
Sole Survivor ... He's Great ... He's Fearless ... He's becoming the undoubted force to be reckoned with and even Piranha can't catch him ..... It's WorldB. Please ... take a bow and come on up and rest your weary legs. But don't them dangle ... it'll agitate Pirnaha!
Our Top UK player who survived maceration the longest was spiffy miffy42 and he notched up most wins aswell. I reserve a special little place in my heart for the Daily Dervish on the Survivor ... why? Because it's tough just entering the fray and even tougher to snatch a win.

And last but not least .... our new MOP ... or Most Outstanding Player.
Top MOP ... It's an american and well deserved too I must say. One of our fiendlishly clever enlisted little animals. Will cubswin2323 take a bow .. or raise a paw .. and trot up to your throne. Please sit on it.

cubswin2323 up 31 Absaloute Top Mop

The rest the Top 10 ... that's those who improved their ranking on the April.
helmar up 10
trooper2196 up 10
lg549 up 9
Mikeangel up 8
yand up 7
DuckSnort up 7
nikers up 7
ryaman up 6
paper_aeroplane up 6

And the rest of the best players for May
Blackdresss up 3
blackprinceUK up 3
bonky up 1
briarwoodrose up 1
Dr_Gas up 1
gracie up 3
jacky up 4
joanne384 up 2
jules44 held rank
kaykay up 4
magijoh1 up 5
MarchHare007 up 3
martin_cube up 4
mdupuy817 held rank
miffy42 up 1
mike32768 up 4
nymtex up 3
onebraincellUK held rank
pc377 up 3
polaris held rank
Quiz_Beagle up 1
RosaRita held rank
twosleepy up 1
WorldB up 4

I'll just drain my shandy glass and grab my optical amplification.
I nonchalantly swizzle my telescope around to the Challenge battlefield ... is this a smear on the lens or is it just heat haze from the battle I ask myself?
Ah ... it's miffy42 out in the lead today ... engulfed in a dust cloud. Hang onto that flagpole miffy! There's hours to go yet! The day is not done! And the Mogul? It's jules44 .. with mos623 snatching at her heels. And the nibbles kindly donated by Qmel are turkey jerky. Sounds a nice snack. Swivel round to the Titan and poolosopher and blackdresss have laid claim to the flagpole and are guarding it pretty good. The USA have got off to a cracking start there... Come on UK ... there are more of you than them battling it out there! Clamking is currently in the lead on the Survivor ... he's good you know. I quite like the look of him... nothing to do whatsoever with the fishy connotations of his name but we have to stick together.
Ah .. that was hungry work. I'm off to the Mogul now to beg some nibbles from our lovely Qmel.