Crowning Champs Day

Hello my friends .... please wipe your feet .... don't tread on the red carpet.

One of our heroic trooopers excelled herself last month and this feat of daring and devilish cleverness is worthy of special treatment. Only her feet can tread upon the hallowed red carpet.
Honour such greatness.
Challenge Champ & Mogul Maximus & Sole Survivor ....
Come on up jules44, jules44 and jules44. Put down your weapons. I'm waving a white flag here and besides, I'm the referee inviting you to come on up and claim your three thrones!
You now rank amongst the Exalted ... one of only two players who have managed to win all 5 titles, though not all at the same time I hasten to add. Pengy can say with the utmost confidence it is doubtful anyone will ever achieve that! But for now ... Great Wise One .. you join company with miffy42.
I must say I was real chuffed and not a little excited watching the Survivor final. And commiserations to timmacg too .. but oh, you brave little trooper you were darn good! A future champ, I'm sure.
A pengy hug is in order for both of you.
Titanasaurus Rex .... I'm waving at martin cube. Yes! I mean you! Shrug back those battered, war weary shoulders and claim your throne with pride. What a win! It was hard fought. I was watching Qmel with fishy baited breath ... and then martin cube snuck into the lead and for an awful nano-second I feared a deadly tussle between team mate with paper aeroplane. Whew. It's frightening my friends watching from the field hospital with bandages and splints at the ready. I knead some of those snazzy stress balls.
This is going to be interesting. So many great players here have become Invincibles ... and now Deborah is already staking her claim for the crown. Can anyone beat her? Deborah is awfully good you know.
Hmm ... bernie73 is running right behind aswell .... and poolosopher is back. I say, I'm thinking here that the USA are going to put up some stiff resistance this month. Did you hear that UK? Are you worried? Any Intelligence from HQ is always questionable I know but laying extra tripwires and mines might not be a bad idea.

And now we come to our Daily Dervishes ... that's the magnificent sprinters who managed to fend of attack and grab most daily wins.

Challenge ... jules44#1 with 21 wins
Titan ... paper aeroplane#3 with 10 wins
Mogul ... jules44#1 with 19 wins
Survivor ... miffy42#2 with 7 wins

There are no court martials here , no one takes this war seriously, but the battle tacticians amongst you might suspect the Titan total has been adjusted.
You're right. Evoking my full powers as referee with a tickling stick ... I caught two daring Invincibles on the Titan battlefield. A clever doggy, her human persona is Quiz Beagle and also moomin. Any win of theirs was awarded to it's rightful owner. I can be efficient when needs must.

Now these are the Ones to FEAR ... the ones who make us all break out in a nervous sweat.
A cheer please for our new residents ... they're the ones with the pithy remarks by their names.
The USA Invincibles
Fear them for they are great
#1 mos623
#2 Eebs
#3 WorldB
#4 mike32768
#5 Clamking
#6 timmacg
#7 j2cp2
#8 ryaman
#9 Qmel
... Took the hot air ballon up to the dizzy heights of Mt Olympus
#10 twosleepy .. Trampolined upto the lofty ledges.

The UK & C0 Invincibles
Fear them for they are great

#1 jules44
#2 miffy42
#3 paper aeroplane
... Flew up there ..how else?
#4 morelli
#5 steve-e
#6 markswood
#7 martin cube
... Had a jetpack on his back
#8 lg549
#9 Quiz Beagle
#10 dippo ...
Used a pogo stick.

And finally ... who became our latest Most Outstanding Player
Top Mop ... will paper aeroplane take wing and glide over to his throne. Congratulations for a fabulous months play. A fab performance in the Titans ... our Daily Dervish on the Titans too, also attained Invincible status and is now our new Top MOP. This is worthy of multiple Pengy hugs! Next time you're enjoying some liquid refreshment ... buy yourself a drink from me!

Here are all Pengy's proteges ... those who were fitter, tougher, cleverer and against all the odds improved their ranking.
My Top Mops
paper_aeroplane UK up 23
argentum USA up 22 ... Oh so close. Bad luck!
Stuhern UK up 12
LanaDale USA up 10
polaris UK up 10
martin_cube#7 UK up 9
Wetherby_Pond UK up 9
MarchHare007 UK up 8
steve-e#5 UK up 7
donamaria USA up 7
trooper2196 UK up 7

And all the rest who improved or held their rank ...
astralspace USA up 3
Blackdresss USA up 4
blackprinceUK UK held rank
Clamking#5 USA up 4
dippo#10 UK up 3
Eebs#2 USA held rank
helmar UK held rank
jacky UK up 4
jules44#1 UK held rank
LauraMcC UK up 5
lg549#8 UK up 5
markswood#6 UK held rank
miffy42#2 UK up 1
mike32768#4 USA up 3
morelli#4 UK up 1
pc377 UK up 1
Quiz_Beagle#9 UK held rank
timmacg#6 USA up 5
twosleepy#10 USA up 2
WorldB#3 USA held rank

And now my friends I shall shrug into my flak jacket , don my gas mask, nonchalantly sling my grenade belt over my shoulder . Only a well protected referee would dare gaurd the Survivor Pit and it's victims ... and besides, it's each hungry trooper for himself at the Mogul smorgasbord. Qmel is laying on egg rolls today ... they sound tasty ... are they like Scotch Eggs? Now they would make great grenades.
Pengy over and out ...

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