July Tournament Stats From HQ

I'm rubbing me flippers together with glee here
The bucket of isotonic drinks are chilling nice.

Everyone sit up straight...this is no time for battle fatigue.

The Challenge
USA lost this one last month remember?
Hint: UK dip a straw in the isotonic drinks bucket.
USA fielded 33 fab troopers, won 8414 of the points and grabbed the larger slice of 51.3% of the pie. (last month 49%)
UK & Co fielded 38 fab troopers, won 9188 of the points and were left with 48.7% of the pie. (last month 51%)
Get suckin on the them straws Uk & Co.
USA win the July Challenge by 2.6% (last month lost by 2%)

The Titans
USA fielded 9 courageous Titans, won 1520 points = 51.1% of the pie. (last month 55.8%)
UK & Co fielded the larger army of 17 Titans, won 2752 points = 48.9% , a smaller slice. (last month 44.2%)
Ah..this was much stiffer resistance UK ...but, alas you still got beat. Keep sucking on them straws.
USA win the July Titan by 2.2% (last month won by 8.6%)
Pengy prediction....take care my american buddies. I am no tactician...just a garrulous pengy but it grieves me to say it but it seems the UK are getting dangerous)

The Mogul
Pengy wipes a wicked grin from his face...or her face...so wipes both sides.
USA won 3520 grenades to stash in their arsenal = 42% (last month 45.7%)
UK & Co won 4870 missiles to stash in their arsenal = 58% (last month 54.3%).
UK & Co win July Mogul by 16% (last month won by 8.6%)
Tact..... This alters things...but my beak is zipped. I look forlornly at one armies Achilles Heels as they all sprint past.
USA have won 2 of the battles...UK & Co have won 1...but what a whopping win!

The Survivor
USA bagged 4o15 precious points = 45.2% (last month 48.3%)
My jaw just hit the ground.
UK & Co bagged 4870 pionts. = 54% (last month 51.7%)
UK & Co win the July Survivor by 5.2% (last month won by 3.4%)
A quick rattle of the hi-tech abacus and....

Overall UK & Co have won the July War by 5.2%!
UK & Co
Declare a holiday! After beating the Americans last month by a measly 0.6% this month you have hammered and stamped them into the ground...You have left stunned Americans strewn across the Mogul battlefield..You have taken totems...
Is there anyway to stop this conquering Uk & Co army. The best in the world!
American Version:
Get in hard training. Drink rocket fuel.. The blue woad wearers will never ever get you to surrender..or admit defeat...for you are proud Americans and know no equal ...You are fierce..noble (and remember you beat them before, years ago)...and can brag heroes like Marion Morrison and besides,
you have NASA.
Disclaimer: Pengy reserves the right to stir up patriotism but accepts no liability whatsoever for any war wounds inflicted on the battlefields.
Let battle commence!
The Pit is empty so I'm off with my harpoon to capture some prisoners