June Tournament Stat from HQ

First let me tell you that the blog is having big problems...up until just now I couldn't sign in or edit it ...
Sabotage at HQ!
Chronic slow internet connection!
Blame Google!
Right...back to the serious business of war...whilst I'm zipping along 54 mbps...instead of 24 sliding down to 2 mbps..and glaring bafefully at the monitor.
too long can make you go cross-eyed you know....too long can make you go cross-eyed you know.

Remember last month it was a draw!
Well...

The Challenge
USA fielded 41 troopers, won 9905 pts and grabbed 49% of the apple pie.(last month won with 57.8%)
UK & Co fielded 37 troopers, won 9301 pts and grabbed 51% of the juicy apple chunks. (last month lost with 42.2%)
UK & Co win June Challenge by 2% (last month lost by 15.6%)
Well done UK & Co...you showed them!
You stampeded across the challenge battlefield and nailed them to their totems good and proper.

The Titan
USA fielded 10 players, won 2177 pts = 55.8% of the cold arctic roll (last month won with 55%)
UK & Co fielded 18 players, won 3101 pts = 44.2% (last month lost with 45%)
And wasn't that a humiliating defeat.
Oh dear...
USA win June Titan battle by 8.6% (last month won by 10%)
Hmmm...I suspect it was the mighty Invincibles j2cp2 and Qmel scampering through trenches, boosting USA morale!
And what a coincidence..these two are now also demoted Invincibles. Hah! Pengy wagers a barrel of fishy kippers they both patriotically dash over to the Titan to create havoc....and snapping at their heels will be dippo....maybe magijoh1 and Stuhern.
That's one battle for each army so far in the war

The Mogul
USA won 3900 pts = 45.7% (last month lost with 43.6%)
UK & Co won 4630 pts = 54.3 % (last month won with 56.4 %)
UK & Co win the June Mogul by 8.6% (last month won by 12.8%)
Okay....you lost by less...that was good work USA..pengy is impressed...but alas ...good was not good enough. ...
Pengy is loving this....this is gonna be close again...could it be another draw...or has one army gone that extra mile?

The Survivor...
The outcome is surely gonna be decided with this..the toughest, nastiest, most gutwrenching battlefield of them all.
Oh...I felt a little shiver run down my spine then...
USA stashed 4215 missiles in their arsenal = 48.3% (last month lost with 43.6%)
UK & Co stockpiled 4505 missiles in theirs...a bigger missile silo. ( last month won with 56.4%)
UK & Co win the June Survivor by 3.4% (last month won by 12.8%)
Oooeerrr...pengy doing a dance!
Challenge win = UK & Co
Titan win = USA
Mogul win = UK & Co
Survivor Win - UK & Co
I toss them all into the sardine can...I vigorously shake ..I throw out the overall score
UK & Co have won the June war by...0.6%!

Wow that's ….that's less than half a measly half a percent...or a slice of the pie as slim a sliver!
UK & Co have broken the deadlock!
Pengy is crawling along at a sporadic 24 Mbps so che……ers from obscure limbo….. after the most maniacally fast blog post in history I cross my flippers and hit the publish button..and devoutly offer a kipper to the great god Poseidon..(piranha's dad)
Can you see it? Is it there? Or just virtually there?

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