Not divulging why , but... I'll give you a clue.
I have my halibut blasting mouthwash ready..Yes! One of you will be the lucky recipient of a extra strong, minty mauling.
So I'd had better get busy... before whoever it is figures it out and escapes!
Challenge Champ & Mogul Maximus Will jules44..UK General and decidedly unbeatable UK & Co secret weapon please come on up. I've arranged your two thrones closer so it's easier for you to jump from one to the other. Nothing....just nothing is too much trouble for your comfort! Pole vaulting from one to the other must be getting tiring by now? I do believe no one else has managed to test run the comfy massage chairs yet.
Titanasaurus Rex....Everyone shush...A fab team was fielded..and this month I reckon the UK team are going to be pay for it and flattened in retaliation but....will spiffy miffy42 come on up and take your throne. Ah...and now elevated to omnipresent godhead status ...don't get too comfy there's a horde of americans determined to drag you off by the ankles. Sole Survivor....and so closely fought right up until the end but will the victor WorldB please come on up and take your throne. Again. It'll be a brave super human trooper who manages to oust you I think. I was certain jules44 would have stolen it by now and miffy nearly nabbed it.... just goes to show how wrong a simple pengy can be.
Sorry...this is pure over eagerness..I'd best stash the minty mouthwash for now.I will enthuse rapturously over our Daily Dervishes instead...that's who managed to win most days in case you've forgot...and if you did...why?
Challenge jules44#1 UK 12 wins
Mogul miffy42#2 UK 15 wins
Titans miffy42#2 UK 22 wins
Survivor miffy42#2 UK 9 wins
No Americans hmmm....now tact is my middle name, the UN are trying to headhunt me they just haven't found the right bribe yet, but it defies belief that the UK managed to lose last months war. The Americans won by the skin of their teeth. And what tremendous teeth! And backbone...for months they took it on the chin and came back stronger, fitter...deadlier.
And this is where I get my rubber ink stamp out to fondly brand our Invincibles...#..these are the human firebrands who rocket across the battlefields like malfunctioning ballistic missiles..best avoided...always feared.
USA
#1 mos623
#2 WorldB
#3 Deborah
#4 strnog1
#5 mike32768
#6 shadowzep
#7 julieanne123
#8 ryaman
#9 bernie73
#10 Qmel
UK & Co
#1 jules44
#2 miffy42
#3 StuHern
#4 markswood
#5 magijoh1
#6 paper aeroplane
#7 Quiz Beagle
#8 briarwoodrose
#9 lg549
#10 martin cube
But..branded and evicted off Olympus were j2cp2...scubascott and poolosopher for the USA. Or did they jump? Did they have jetpacks hitched to their backs to fly straight over to the Titans? And the UK & Co evicted were steve-e...dippo and demurechicky...get over there after them!
And lastly (but not quite...*gargle*) we come to our MOPS..our Most Outstanding Players who broke through the pain barrier and improved their ranks..and simply put just played better and pengy would love to give you all a hug. Isn't it lovely to be an achiever?
Top Mop....furious flipper flapping...will miffy42 come on up and claim his throne. All cheer! All bow... Our new Top 10 Mops...(plus a few more because of a tie..and though I've heard of the Gordian Knot it seems a terrible way to treat my friends)
1. miffy42 UK up 87
2. datrivialist USA up 38
3. teanana UK up 26
4. Stuhern UK up 19
5. skipperdeedoo UK up 17
6. Alien8 USA up 17
7. pollygw UK up 15
8. Mutski USA up 15
9. strnog1 USA up 14
9. MarchHare007 UK up 14
9. whee UK up 14
9. kaykay USA up 14
Can I just give a special wave to datrivialist and teanana... thanks...and here are all of you who should be pleased with yourselves and a little chuffed and even smug..go on...you've earned it. Be devilishly smug.
bernie73 USA up 8
brokenbody USA up 10
cat_brat63 USA up 3
dcreasy USA up 11
Deborah USA held rank
donamaria USA up 3
glitterfairy UK up 7
Jabberwok UK up 10
jacky UK up 3
Jazzrockfusion USA held rank
jibber UK held rank
jules44 UK held rank
julieanne123 USA up 4
kjc USA up 3
Lacey UK up 8
LanaDale USA up 1
LauraMcC UK up 3
LittleShe UK up 3
mike32768 USA up 5
Mikeangel USA up 7
mos623 USA held rank
Norabee USA up 4
poppins UK up 8
Qmel USA up 1
solan_goose UK held rank
swotty UK up 2
twosleepy USA up 7
yand UK up 12
And finally....minty fresh..minty fresh...a special award..which gives me great pleasure to bestow. It's a first in tournament history and going to be a hard one to beat. No! Nigh impossible to even match !
When the human race has followed the dinosaurs...the next unlucky custodians of planet earth will lounge in their ice tubs drinking cold beers listening to a famous pengy regaling his memoirs...of his human friends.
About an FT member who said on his profile... "I shot an elephant in my pyjamas this morning. How it got into my pyjamas I'll never know". (Groucho Marx)
I confess this extract gave me doubts..but...too late now to back out...so here goes...and I'm gargling!
Since TT began..(Tournament Time) ..only One Outstanding Player has become Challenge Champ ... Mogul Maximus ... Titanasaurus Rex ...Sole Survivor and MOP. Bet that surprised you..it did me too.
Who is the greatest ever?
miffy42 this is for you... Oops...sorry, that's mine ..this 
is for you.
Enjoy it's anaesthetic properties.The hugging ceremony is about to commence... Don't be shy ...everything has it's price!
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