April Tournament Stats From HQ

See..No bomb pod or submersible!
No way..not anymore.
Your bravery must be contagious!
The drinks are on me!

The human size tissue box is waiting..feel free to tuck in and grab a tissue.
Oh Pengy is so excited and so will get on and share the HQ stats.
Right..first..brace yourselves..this is gauranteed to be good.
The Challenge
USA won 10846 with 36 plys = 57.2% (last month won with 59.5%)
UK & Co won 9916 with 44 plys = 42.8% (last month lost with 40.5%)
USA win the April Challenge by 14.4% (last month won by 19%)
What a whopper of a landslide win by our american friends. Soggy wet tissues to the blue team then...who well, er....met your Waterloo. Pep talk time: Yes but think UK & Co you didn't get quite so brutally battered and bruised this time. You resisted defeat longer...that's good.
But what a flippin horrifying lead for the red army.
Wait UK and Fiends...pengy insists you carry on reading...don't despair yet.
The Titans
USA won 2055 pts with 12 plys = 48.2% (last month with 60%)
UK & Co won 3687 pts with 20 plys = 51.8% (last month lost with 40%)
UK & Co win the April Titans by 3.6% (last month lost by 20%)
I knew it! The strongest UK & Co team ever fielded and led by the most fearsome Generals ever....what a crippling blow to american esteem and pride.
Congratulations to the whole blue army for a great victory. Pengy raises a glass of shandy to you!
But...rememeber 4 battles = 1 gigantic war here.
Which such an annihilating win on the Challenge can the americans still be beat?
The Mogul
This was a terrific close fight right up until the last day..and anyone who went AWOL...you have permission to feel a twinge of guilt now.
USA won 4120 pts = 50.4% (last month won with 54%)
UK & Co won 4190 pts = 49.6% (last month lost with 46%)
UK & Co win April Mogul by 0.8% (last month lost by 8%)
A measly 70 points..that's just one player slithering under the guillotine 7 times. That's how close a shave it was..but it gave the hard fought win to the UK & Co. Can I say..pengy thanks you all for making such a fight of this one. It was great.
Starting to get a tad anxious now USA? We've got the dratted Battle of Waterloo out of the way...is it going to be the sad Battle of The Little BigHorn next? Or to sound well informed..The Battle of Greasy Grass Creek.
Is it?
The Sole Survivor
Remember last month the USA won this one...
USA won 3690 pts= 46% (last month won with 52%)
UK & Co won 4330 = 54% (last month lost with 48%)
UK & Co win April Sole Survivor by 8% (lost last month by 4%)
Isn't this becoming the best war ever! If I had finger nails they'd be gnawed down to the quick...but I do have protective mittens on my sore flippers.
4 battlefronts....3 wins to the UK & Co and only 1 for the USA
So the big question is....where is George now? No..not the mad King (allegedly)
...George Armstrong Custer... Sorry, I know that was below my ususal level of wit.. So....after rattling my modern abacus...
Hint: The tea party is to be held at Boston Harbour.
Congratulations to the USA...
USA overall = 50.5% (last month won with 56.3%)
UK & Co overall = 49.5% (last month lost with 43.7%)

USA win the April war by 1%. (last month won by 12.6%)

Cor...so what does 1% equate with? Well in plain english the word..just..will do.
Or..in Mogul bonus point terms....about 100 tea bags fished out of the harbour.

For all the stats in their gory scroll down and you'll find
Final Challenge Rankings & Points Won
The New Top USA & UK & Co Invincibles
The Challenge Daily Winners
The Mogul Results
The Titan Results
The Survivor Results
Me? I'm armed and extrememly dangerous and I'm snug in my watch tower...I'm expecting big trouble this month , mostly from the woad wearers.