I've plumped up the cushions on the thrones and plugged them in. I've even set them on gentle vibration mode to help ease those aching muscles and joints.
Nothing is too good for my Champs. Foot massage anyone?
Challenge Champ....will jules44 come on up and take her throne! This throne has her name inscribed on it now...7 wins in a row. Will anyone ever manage to prise her off it? Mogul Maximus...come on jules...a wriggle and jump and whey hey...claim your next throne! 7 wins in a row again! Only one american has ever sat here and this was in the prehistoric days before the advent of the luxury recliner ...way back in 2007. Oops...his name? mos623.. Titanasaurus Rex....please everyone shush....this fiercely fought over throne was hijacked by UK but....it's back in american possession. Cheer! And I'm cheering the loudest! Please will poolosopher come on up and take your throne. A well deserved win! Take a bow pool....and we shall hear more of you. If anyone was star player in March it was surely you. Sole Survivor.....guess who. The one and only fabulous WorldB.Applause please...vigorous and dynamic and if you can't control the urge..go with it...scream in adulation if you want. Jules44 came close to victory but if anyone has dominated this quiz..the most horrendous pengy can dream up with piranha as accomplice...it has to be WorldB. Can't be sure but I don't think he's ever got to visit the Pit. This means I will have to etch his name on my harpoon...no one defies pengy! WorldB..I'm watching you with fondly with my beady eye.
You can all catch your breath now ready for the next wave of cheering.
Next we have our Daily Dervishes which in plain english means those fine players who managed to win on most days on any of the 4 battlefields known as Pengy's Purgatory.
The Challenge ... jules44 with 12 wins. Well done! The Titans ...A Tie! Again! Two Titans notched up 6 wins. poolospher and Qmel. Pengy Law = so who beat most players? poolosopher = 125 Qmel = 120.Not all on the same day you understand...my, they would be bionic..but this means poolospher was Titan Daily Dervish.
The Mogul ...jules44 with 17 wins in her grenade belt. Sole Survivor ...jules44 with 8 wins.Dear jules..can I be affectionate and give you a hug? This is usually endured by miffy42...except for some unknown reason he vanished last month, possibly smothered and compressed into a shadow of his former shadow through my overzealous manhandling. But he's back creating havoc..my spies are reporting an impending American catastrophe on the Titans. Are you anxious my American friends? Suffering anxiety attacks everytime you venture onto the dreaded battlefield? Do you think you can thrash the UK & Co again?
Next we pay homage to our Invincibles....we kneel and gaze up at the Olympian heights in dumb wonder ..Quick! Duck! Evicted Invincibles are bungey jumping down, crashlanding....
Back to mere mortal status are strong1 USA ... miffy42 UK ...StuHern UK and whee UK. And some of them who shall remain nameless are already rampaging on the Titans...and as we all know there is nothing more deadly and determined than a branded Invincible...shrugging off their shame.
So now we have...
USA Invincibles
#1 mos623
#2 WorldB
#3 ryaman
#4 Deborah
#5 j2cp2
#6 shadowzep
#7 scubascott
#8 mike32768
#9 julieanne123
#10 poolosopher...New Invincible Status.
Definitely Marchs star player don't you agree?
UK & Co Invincibles
#1 jules44
#2 markswood
#3 lg549..New Invincible Status
#4 paper aeroplane
#5 magijoh1
#6 Quiz Beagle
#7 briarwoodrose ...New Invincible Status
#8 steve-e
#9 dippo ...New Invincible Status
#10 demurechicky
Congratulations all of you on climbing the heady heights of Olympus...you're all under supreme pressure now to lead your armies to victory.
And last but not least...my fave bit. Our Mops..or Most Outstanding Players...pengy's proteges.
Top Mop.....astralspace will you please come on up and claim your throne...you climbed more ranks than any other player and pengy applauds you..1. astralspace USA up 35 ....new Mop
And here are our top ten (11) greats...congratulations to you all.
2. drainman UK up 22
3. lg549 UK up 21
4. pc377 UK up 21
5. jacky UK up 20
6. onebraincellUK UK up 19
7. jibber UK up 15
8. Norabee USA up 14
9. cubswin2323 USA up 14
10. trooper2196 UK up 14
10. Mutski USA up 14
Loads of you played better..and fought your way up trenches...and here you are
Anton USA up 4
argentum USA up 6
bernie73 USA up 2
blackprinceUK UK up 9
Brian UK up 7
briarwoodrose UK up 7
brokenbody USA up 2
cat_brat63 USA up 6
Chip UK up 10
dazedcat USA up 3
dippo UK up 6
donamaria USA up 7
Dr_Gas UK up 5
flicker123 UK up 7
fritzela UK up 9
glitterfairy UK up 7
goldbob USA up 9
j2cp2 USA up 2
jules44 UK held rank
julieanne123 USA held rank
kjc USA up 7
LanaDale USA up 7
magijoh1 UK up 9
markswood UK up 10
mfc UK up 5
Mikeangel USA up 2
mos623 USA up 1
notae UK up 3
paper_aeroplane UK up 13
pip UK up 13
pj UK up 2
poolosopher USA up 6
Qmel USA up 1
Quiz_Beagle UK up 3
RosaRita USA up 11
ryaman USA up 2
scubascott USA up 1
shadowzep USA up 3
shipyardbernie UK held rank
tisonlyme321 UK up 10
twosleepy USA up 2
WorldB USA up 2
And if you're not here don't despair. Perhaps you haven't played the Challenge long enough for HQ to collect your stats ...or, perhaps....you slid down the ranks.
Don't worry...straighten them shoulders and get back out there for no one can deny that you are brave ....else you wouldn't be here would you? Besides..no one takes this war seriously...
Oh and an afterthought ..did you notice my restraint and how I refrained from calling our yanks....Uncle Sam's Army ..the unpopular O....b...oh bother!
So...it's Uncle Sam's Army now..neat hey? What do you think? You like?
Oh and another afterthought...I'm certainly perspicacious today...a big wave to Marsalinator.....welcome back! I missed you.
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