Friday 20th March shout Box

Union Jack

Hoisted by paper aeroplane#10

Top 5 allegiances. 1. paper_aeroplane#10 UK ...2. j2cp2#6 USA ...3. goldbob USA ... 4. WorldB#3 USA ...5. ryaman#4 USA

4/1 for the USA. Well they're really turning the thumbscrews now. Mercy ! Mercy! Don't worry UK & Co..this is not you pleading for mercy..this is pengy on your behalf, so feel no shame.

Well done to paper aeroplane for managing to keep infront in the avenging horde!

How did the private duels pan out?

We had scubascott USA V paper aeroplane UK ..nice aerial and nautical theme there. 1 nil for the UK! The origami aeronaut won that one!

steve-e UK V Anton USA....hammered! Anton is lying dazed in his trench. 2/0 for the UK. Pengy is rattling his castanets! Every cheerleader has to have something to wave about.

Dr Gas UK was trying to elusive outrun kjc USA and he did it! But there's a cloud of 8 americans threatening to engulf him. Oh this deserves a medal..such daring-do. 3/0 for the UK & Co.

Isn't this good for UK morale?

I digress..I shall continue.

cat brat63 USA beat pollygw UK.....ah, how approprite. The USA mascot, defiant, undaunted...has given the USA something to cheer about. 3/1 for UK & Cohorts

argentum USA beat OldSpotPig UK....but where has our porky gone? No one...human or otherwise can afford to desert the battlefields this month. This will become relevant...later. 3/2 for the UK in the private duels.

LauraMcC UK...sundowner USA...dazedcat USA and glitterfairy UK were engaged in ferocious close hand to hand combat. So who came out on top there? 3 UK versus 1 american loner.

It was the one american. Well done dazedcat! This mammoth victory makes you pengy's fave player.

Now regular readers of this mindexpanding drivel will know that pengy leaks the stats from HQ after 20 days play..this to create panic and provide new incentive and a zap of adrenalin. But...I'm not waiting till Monday to instil terror....I'm divulging the dire news a day early this month.

Why?

UK & Co you are in big, big trouble...the pit is deep and dark and you'll have to metamorphosize into superman/batman/wonder woman/ spider man and all fantastic heroes incarnate to stop the enemy this month.

Challenge stats after 19th days play...big gulp..

USA have grabbed 57% of the points....you have to admit to sneaky admiration ..they're good..they're better than good. UK & Co you only have 43%. I shall say no more whilst you digest the scale of the mammoth task in hand.

I will move smoothly onto ...

The Titans

Yesterdays top terrificus Titan was Qmel USA

Yes! Our very first ever Titanasaurus Rex to win the throne last July..Qmel..is staking her claim and making a bid for the crown! No one is safe...not even team mate poolospher. lg549 has absconded for a few days..this leaves briarwoodrose and dippo to led the UK team onwards...

So what do the stats for the Titan say?

My eyes have gone all swimmy ...and tears are splodging into my shandy.

Less of the sentimental stuff! . Dire news. Again! And for the same Unfortunates.

USA have er....this is not a typo...61% so far of the points

UK & Co have 39%.

Oh dear, you're been thrashed. An observation..I don't think the americans have ever been so mercilessly tough..so unbeatably good..EVER!

What can you do UK & Co?

The Mogul
Yesterdays magnifico music mogul was jules44#1 UK

A UK win! Good. Fight to the bitter end! And I spyed Wilberforce Dumblebum is back. Doesn't matter where he's been..he's returned to help out the UK and what a fantastic return...scored bonus goodies on the first day back. This is what is needed..round up all those stray players. If you're gonna go down UK..go down fighting so you can still look Winston in the eye.

Mogul stats = USA have 2920 bonus points stashed in their arsenal.

UK & Co have 2420. This is 54% for Obama's Army and 46% for the blue team.

I'm going to shrug into my bulletproof vest soon..this news is alarming.

Pile in quick UK! This is the best quiz for snatching points quickly.

The Survivor
Yesterdays steel sheathed top survivor was WorldB#3 USA

That's 2 battle wins each yesterday...whew...so all is not lost UK.

Tomorrow (Saturday) will see the next cull, KO3, when we find out who is tough enough to reach the Final Frontier. Anyone who can always earns the admiration of this pengy....I know I could never reach it. ..and live to brag..

It's close at the top of the Pit too... trooper2196 ... cat_brat63 and Paper_aeroplane keep popping their heads out. A quick grab and they coild snatch the ankles of dippo and ryaman. They're awfully close to danger.

Scubascott and mos623 are slithering in striking range too...shall this pengy nonchalantly hop along there and tickle them? No..that would be fun..but too cruel!

Oh yes...HQ stats so far. Shall I be quick and painless? USA..you have 52%..UK & Co you have 48%. It's true...the USA are challenging Uk supremacy. They could neet their nemsis.

Fact: The USA are currently leading in all four quizzes.

Fact: The UK & Co's unbroken run of wins for the last 4 months is in jeopardy.

Fact: The UK have to do something drastic and quick!

Fact: Pengy is impartial but is thinking of applying for american citizenship.

Or maybe not...cat brat's mogul treat is navy bean soup....is that what I think it is? Haricot beans? Like baked beans?