Clue: I'm in my bomb pod.
For your safety not mine. I have a bug in my tummy.Must have been a dodgy kipper. But don't run off..I have grimly held in my flipper one of those great human killer sprays that profess to kill 99.9% of all known germs. Hope the .1 isn't virulent.
I have dragged the thrones out...plumped them up...plugged them in so they are heated up. Nothing is too good for our best players!
Our New Challenge Champ. ...again...with 5 wins in a row is...jules44 leading the UK army! So come on up jules. Don't be alarmed by your vibrating throne...that's the gentle massage function to ease those tired aching joints. Our New Mogul Maximus.....is ..for the 6th time in a row...yes, the most omnipotent, most indestructible Invincible to ever walk planet earth. It's jules44! Did wonder at one point whether our spiffy miffy was going to steal the crown...but aw, no, it was not meant to be. This tricky lady is so dead, dead clever. A one woman warmachine. Our New Titanasaurus Rex is....well it wasn't a UK player and I was so sure it was going to be this time. Scubascott played tactical...scubascott beat off all the stiff opposition...scubascott was the best. Wonder if he has cute flippers too? Come on up scubascott and relax into your hi-tech throne. No hugs today either..I promise..and I'm even wearing a mask over my beak to prove my sincerity.
Our new Sole Survivor.....and I have a doggy bag for a treat...for our puzzle pooch. Nice name, like it...but we all know I mean, of course Quiz Beagle.She shattered USA domination..she grabbed the throne for the UK. So scamper up QB and jump up. Struggling? Furry legs too short?. Here, pengy is proud to pick you up and help and don't say you're never allowed up on the furniture. Humans, never underestimate cunning, clever little animals. This is, I believe, the first little beagle ever to win a crown! Power to the animals I say!
So which topnotch troopers earned the distinction of grabbing the Daily Dervish? That's most wins in plain english english (translates the same in american english too).
The Challenge.....this battlefield was dominated by General jules....won 14 times.
Wow...is that good or what? Wave back to everyone jules...we're cheering!
The Mogul....whizzed under the guillotine and came first 12 times....yay! It was miffy42! (Psst...hey my american friends, between you and me, you have to admire the UK they're pretty fearsome aren't they? Do you reckon you can ever beat them again?).
The Titans....denied a crown but not denied glory! Well done to paper aeroplane for snatching 11 wins..and no one else even managed to come close. There! Say no more.
The Sole Survivor....defying death and dismemberment...miffy42 eventually got nibbled by piranha but not before notching up 12 wins. I must say...with the competition so fierce on this, the toughest battlefield, I think that deserves an extra round of applause.
Something else too...this talk of piranha is making moi feel a little hungry. This is good.
Our next troopers to earn applause...are our Invincibles...those who perch on the lofty heights of Olympus surveying the battlefields and taking sniper shots at the rest of you....They have no mercy. These are the assassins and soul crushers.
Alas....Qmel was dislodged and tumbled out of her eyrie. Did this demoting dishearten her? No. She's already creating havoc on the Titan battlefield. (She has the distinction of being the first ever Titanasaurus Rex in july last year)
so do they tremble and respect and fear her there?
No.
Quiz Beagle is snapping at her heels...but then this is the reigning Sole Survivor. I anticipate a right royal fight between these two and any other player brave enough to take either of them on gets my undying admiration. The Titans looks set to be tougher than ever.
Scubascott...newly crowned TR climbed up the heights to replace her and breath in the rarefied air of Godhead.
Mark these USA goliaths...bring them down....if you can.
USA Invincibles
#1 mos623
#2 WorldB
#3 Deborah
#4 j2cp2
#5 mike32768
#6 shadowzep
#7 julieanne123
#8 strnog1
#9 scubascott
#10 ryaman
Did any UK & Friends Invincibles get ousted? Indeed they did. sparklingwine and lg549 came down to mortal level. They too charged straight over to the Titans...and there was me thinking this would be the safest place to fight when I started it. Au contraire...
OldSpotPig and paper aeroplane moved in on Olympus to join the Greats.
Hello again Daily Dervish...aka paper aeroplane....you did do well didn't you?
And the little pig? Wait...I haven't finished with the little pig yet.
But first...USA, if you're going to thrash the UK & Co this month and show them who is truly supreme...sink your teeth into these...and show no remorse...these are the ringleaders you know.
Uk & Co Invincibles
#1 jules44
#2 miffy42
#3 Little Heaven
#4 StuHern
#5 magijoh1
#6 whee
#7 Paper aeroplane
#8 OldSpotPig
#9 demurechicky
#10 markswood
Now to the last throne...the MOP...
Our Top Mop..or Most Outstanding Player....OldSpotPigWell done to another little beastie...one day beasties will rule the world again! (ask any dinosaur).
Our clever, nimble trottered little porker played exceptionally well...climbed Olympus and now has to bungey jump down to come and claim a well earned throne. Well done OldSpotPig! Hey...do you see what this means? Only 1 stars and stripes flying on the top of the page. This is gauranted to galvanize all americans and pump adrenalin.
Our top 10 MOPS....the troopers who ran their little legs off and mercilessly mangled their brains and improved their rank are....please, a drum roll...a cannon volley...a round of applause for...
1. OldSpotPig UK up 31 .....Our new Top MOP
2. mfc UK up 28
3. cubswin2323 USA up 28
4. pollygw UK up 22
5. poolosopher USA up 13
6. Norabee USA up 12
7. scubascott USA up 7
8. bernie73 USA up 6
9. tisonlyme321 UK up 6
10 j2cp2 USA up 5
10. Little_Heaven UK up 5
10. paper_aeroplane UK up 5
10. martin_cube UK up 5
10. flopsy UK up 5
10. shipsbosun USA up 5
A six way tie for the tenth top mop! Wow...this is a first..so many!
And something else...last month was exceptionally tough...not nearly so many of you managed to improve your rank so if your name is there you did wondrously well....be double chuffed and have a big hug from pengy, don't worry, my mask is still firmly glued to my beak! If your name is not there...don't be disappointed, this one was so hard and closely fought it was a mudbath!
blackprinceUK UK up 2
briarwoodrose UK up 2
Deborah USA held rank
jules44 UK held rank
julieanne123 USA up 4
kjc USA up 4
Lacey UK up 1
magijoh1 UK up 2
markswood UK held rank
miffy42 UK held rank
mos623 USA held rank
polaris UK up 4
Quiz_Beagle UK up 4
ryaman USA held rank
shadowzep USA held rank
steve-e UK up 3
strnog1 USA up 1
WorldB USA held rank
And last but not least...a comfy, heated, electronically controlled, massaging chair for moi...
I shall relax in comfort and watch you all battling. I shall give Quiz Beagle a fuss..and hope she doesn't bite me! And catbrat63, if piranha has eaten any bit of me...I send sympathy and wish the Survivor muncher a speedy recovery.
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