Today is Champ Crowning day! Pengy made an effort! I shrugged into my shiny breastplate. 5 thrones for 5 champs! All dusted off ready! The thrones could do with a polish too.
Challenge Champ
Hail jules44! Everyone cheer! jules44 I invite you to come on up!Mogul Maximus
Can you just do a wriggle and slither gracefully over to this throne without picking up a splinter? Yep, it's jules again! No one is ever to dislodge her... This has to be worth a pengy hug! Standing ovation ! Titanasaurus Rex
It's ryaman! Come on up! Raced across the battlefield and no one could catch him. Can he do it again? He's got to defend his crown this month. Sole Survivor
Here we must all kneel before the master..won it twice now...no grovelling though. Oh, his name? WorldB...current american Invincible numero uno.
Hey my knees are sore with all this grovelling. My burning personal ambition this month has to be to drag WorldB into my Survivor Pit. If you're reading this WB...I'm harmless really...
Right, I've more HQ stats clutched in my flipper
So which determined, unstoppable little genuises managed most daily wins?
Challenge Daily Dervish was...naw, can't be...it was jules44 with 12 wins. She's not human flesh and bone...there's rocket fuel pumping in them veins...powered by a perpetual dynamo.Eureka moment: someone place a large magnet on the course! That should do the trick.
Mogul Maximus Daily Dervish was...ah, my spiffy miffy42 with 10 wins. Have to say I'm sulking here miffy.(saying miffed was abit too ugh). Since you last won all those crowns and I smothered you with hugs you've not been back for a throne. Is it my halibutosis? I can get mouthwash.
Titan Daily Dervish was...intriguing...a newcomer. Talented. Fearless. Boldly rampaging through the ranks. whee won 13 days. whee is that phenomenally good whee is now already an Invincible. whee is also top Daily Dervish from all 4 battlefields.
Sole Survivor Daily Dervish was...my miffy...with 9 wins.(Tactful silence).
Next we worship our new Invincibles...now living on Mt Olympus.
UK & Co Top 10
#1 jules44
#2 miffy42
#3 demurechicky
#4 Stuhern
#5 Little Heaven
#6 whee
#7 Squisher
#8 paper aeroplane
#9 OldSpotPig
#10 Quiz Beagle
whee and paper aeroplane took the cable car upto the heights...whilst magijoh1 and martin cube came bungey jumping down the craggy slopes. This does mean they can go and terrorize the Titans...
USA Top 10....also camped up on the lofty heights.
#1 WorldB
#2 mos623
#3 Eebs
#4 BB1
#5 Surrealist
#6 PDAZ
#7 mike32768
#8 j2cp2
#9 strnog1
#10 shadowzep
I'm bursting to congratulate WorldB....congratulations on a well deserved top spot.
Qmel and Deborah became mere mortals...cor, Qmel is already cindering craters on the Titan. j2cp2 and strnog1 returned to claim their omnipotent status. Welcome back.
Now my fave bit.Top MOP
The Most Outstanding Player..was....drum roll..standing ovation...will steve-e for the UK team take a bow and come and claim his crown! Don't be shy! This gaurantees you fame and adulation...means everyone targets you for special attention and my beady eye is glued to you.
Top 10 MOPS
1. steve-e UK up 28
2. Wetherby_Pond UK up 24
3. paper_aeroplane UK up 22
4. goldbob USA up 19
5. Argentum USA up 18
6. Stuhern UK up 15
7. jacky UK up 15
8. notae UK up 14
9. wakazawaka UK up 13
10. briarwoodrose UK up 12
Everyone listed here ask the player behind to pat your shoulder..you ran your stubby legs down to your ankle joints..you excelled..you improved your rank and pengy is proud of you all!
AnneBonney UK held rank
bigsteve UK up 8
Brian UK up 3
butchieinstead USA up 11
demurechicky UK up 11
dippo UK held rank
donamaria USA up 11
Dr_Gas UK up 9
drainman UK up 4
Eebs USA up 1
fat_woman9 USA up 6
flicker123 UK up 3
FlyWithMe USA held rank
glitterfairy UK up 8
j2cp2 USA up 4
jules44 UK held rank
julieanne123 USA up 6
kaykay USA up 2
lg549 UK up 3
Little_Heaven UK held rank
loginnamealias UK held rank
lynn-ann UK up 6
mfc UK up 3
miffy42 UK held rank
Mikeangel USA up 1
PDAZ USA up 3
pj UK up 1
polaris UK held rank
pollygw UK up 9
poolosopher USA up 9
rj USA up 2
RosaRita USA up 1
slyfox UK up 6
strnog1 USA up 1
Surrealist USA held rank
tisonlyme321 UK up 5
twosleepy USA up 9
WorldB USA up 2
I'll pat your back WorldB.
It's a sad fact that if your name is not here that is often not good. But take heart! It might not be that you slid down the rankings (did that make you feel better? Good)...you just might not have played the Challenge long enough. Pengy observation:8 out of the top 10 mops are UK & Co troops.This has significant rammifications. When it comes to me I will share the insight.
Yummy, todays mogul treat kindly supplied by Qmel is chicken pot pie. Sounds nice so I'm off over there with my best ingratiating smile.
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