I'm here...I decided it was time to dispense with the cowardly bomb pod.Am I well tooled up or what!
Raided HQ...got the stats...one team will be pleased..
the other team will be pleased aswell. And this makes moi, pengy a natural born diplomat worthy of a positon at the UN.
Here goes...
The Challenge
USA won 12829 grenades, fielded 43 players = 56.3%
UK & Co won 12930 empty shells, fielded 56 players = 43.7%.
USA win the Challenge by 12.6% (last month by 18%)
STOP! For the sharp ones of you who all just drew breath...hold your breath, the UK might have nabbed more points but this battle is worked on team average. The red devils were, let's not beat about the tumbleweed..they were better. But...it wasn't such a whopping win as last month...oh, and you can let your breath out now if you haven't.
The Mogul
UK sit up straight, look bright-eyed and bushy tailed...don't miss this!
USA won 4360 chunky crumbs from the mogul smorgasbord = 46.3%
UK & Co won 5040 bigger, chunkier slices, think about it. YES! = 53.7%
UK & Co win the Mogul by 7.4%. Wow.
What a turnaround after losing by 4% last month...Pengy can't remember when you last won the Mogul and is too idle to find out. The month February leaps to mind. Cor USA...your reign of fear has ended....
The Titans
USA won 3207 points after fielding 12 titans = 56.6%
UK & Co won 3273 points after fielding 16 titans = 43.4%
STOP! Did anyone spot it again? The USA, tricky little devils, had the better average score.
USA win the Titan by 13.2%....(it was a landslide of 22% last month). Interesting...pengy cogitating over this...this means the UK fought back harder, but alas, not hard enough to prevent getting slaughtered.
The Survivor
Can pengy just cheer for everyone who dared to jump into the fray on this one. I just love brave little humans I can capture and drag into my Pit.
USA won 4310 points = 48.3%
UK & C0 won 4610 points = 51.7%
UK & Co win by 3.4%.....this is not a typo...repeat..UK & Co win by 3.4%
Time to party! Mine's anything remotely alcoholic thanks!
This is a first....four battles....2 victories for the USA and 2 victories for the UK & Co. I could toss a coin as final decider...but I'm a 21st century, 3rd millenium sophisticated penguin....so I'll count them up on my flippers instead.
The overall winner is.....the american army (again)....by 3.6% (USA 51.8%, UK & Co 48.2%). Last month the devilish conquerors won by 15%.
Hey UK, whatever brilliant tactical manouvere you employed..it's working! Keep it up and bring them americans down!
Remember I'm impartial.....hey USA...You won again! You're unbeatable! You can afford to lose a battle now and then...
Pengy of the two-faces ( call me Janus...yep, that roman god) is bobbing off now to clean out my Survivor Pit ready for its new guests.
Let your little mouse scroll and scamper down and you'll find...
Final Challenge Rankings & Points Won
The New Top USA & UK & Co Invincibles
The Challenge Daily Winners
The Mogul Results
The Titan Results
The Survivor Results
Tomorrow I'll drag the thrones out so we can crown our new champs.
But now....Get out there troopers!
FOUR NEW BATTLES HAVE STARTED
(and the UK have got the USA on the run!
pengy retracts this inflammatory statement
pengy is impartial)
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