Judgement Day
My little jowls are quivering...frightened to declare the results.
Must get a grip on myself...
Right...bet you all guessed anyway.
UK & Commonwealth Won Again!
That's the 2007 Championship won by the UK & Co....cor...will the USA be able to make a comeback in 2008? Will they throw the towel into the ring...or will they fight back harder...meaner...tougher...more deadly.
Finally tally for 2007 was 4 wins for the UK & Co...2 wins for the USA. And remember...this goes down in the Book of Legend in the Hall of Flame...and in the next millenium curious webtrawlers will be awed at this litle publicized inter-atlantic war that was started by a meglomaniac penguin.
If you want the cruel stats here goes...
Mogul Results
USA fielded 31 Moguls and won 4480 pts = 46.5%
UK & Co fielded 40 Moguls and won 5140 pts = 53.5%
UK & Co won the Mogul by 7% or 660 pts
(Discreet cough...last month only won by 2.4%)
First Blood to the UK & Co
Challenge Results
USA won 15017 pts with 65 players or 44% of turkey leftovers
UK & Co won 19310 pts with 66 players or 56% of the wishbone!
UK & Co Win. America slaughtered
That's a dominating deathblow of 12% (was 10% last month)
Grand Result (Both tournaments)
UK & Co ran riot with 54.5% of the christmas presents
USA got left with 45.5% of empty gift wrap.
UK & Co victorious by a terrifying 9%
(last month 7.2)
Oh dear America. Still...2007 is done and dusted...no point dwelling on what might have been. Reality check - you were outplayed good and proper. But now is a new annual tourney....a fresh start...perhaps you have a secret weapon stashed and it's time to bring it into play? Then again...plenty of new recruits signed up ...mainly USA...most of the deserters are USA aswell ...but so what, it's a tough gladitorial arena and only the toughest are left standing here.
If you scroll down you'll find all the usual entries of the months final stats.
The Final Leaderboard
The Top 10 Invincibles for the USA and UK & Co
The Challenge Daily Winners
The Mogul Event
Tomorrow I'll post one of my favourite bits...The Mops. I like to rumminate and digest these stats....run my beady eyes over the months best players.
But for now it's...
Congratulations to jules44 who's retained her Challenge Crown despite stiff opposition....and defended her UK #1. Anyone think they can stop jules44 from getting a hat trick? Anyone have the nerve to try?
And...
Congratulations to miffy42 our new Mogul Maximus...
well not that new. miffy42 has won it every month since it started. That's 4 straight wins. Right...anyone here with the know-how and nerve to topple miffy42 from his throne? You'll have to be something pretty special.
Now..I'm gonna sound like I'm repeating myself now...really...I'm gonna sound like I'm repeating myself now..
now...Daily Dervish Awards went to..
jules44 on the Challenge with 7 wins, (Penguin Law after a tie with argh..miffy)
miffy42 snatched the Mogul Award with 8 wins.
Boy...this pair must be bionic.
I have'nt finished...don't stop clapping yet...miffy42 also set Three Wins In A Row aswell.
I am humbled...feel incredibly moronic and thick....and I think I can safely say that if any players are intimidating and a real challenge to beat it has to be miffy42 and jules44. If I was an american I'd be tempted to kidnap them or bribe them....but that would be shifty.
I wish you all the best of Luck...it's a new months battle and a totally new 2008 war. Wonder who'll stand out as an unbeatable goliath this year?
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