Results from HQ May 2017

Greeting warriors, patriotic fighters and humans ..this is your friendly pengy referee.

I've rattled my hi-tech 21st century abacus and here are the results of the magnificent war in May.

The Challenge
The USA fielded 17 fabulous warriors who snatched 6666 pts .. ( that's a scary number) .. = 54.2% of the spoils of war.
The UK & Co fielded 12 woad-wearers, a smaller but equally fierce army who grabbed 5626 pts = 45.8% of the crumbs.
The USA won the May Challenge battle ... again, and were led to victory by their fearsome General suep. In fact, isn't it amazing .. the top 5 places were nabbed by our American buddies.

The Survivor
The USA fielded 9 super heroes, won 2172 pts = 53.5%
The UK & Co sent in 11 troopers, snatched 1884 pts = 46.5%

Wow ... some of you will be way ahead of me, well ... probably all of you.

Overall result as two battles make one glorious war!

The USA = 53.8%
The UK & Co = 46.2%
The USA won the May War!
Well done! Donald will be proud! Mrs May & Queen Lizzie will not.

Sadly, I reach for a tissue from my mansize box . UK, my friends, I feel your pain.
Once again our American buddies have smashed you, claimed victory, .. but they are dicing with death, future annihilation and retaliation, for the UK and Commonwealth allies and friends will stand shoulder to shoulder and fight their way back to world domination.
Never have the muddy trenches of this ongoing war been so fiercely fought. Truly it is the stuff of legends.

I applaud you all as I excitedly jog back to the Survivor smorgasbord to set our my reclining deck chair, avidly watch, and partake of nibbles and cheer my favourite humans to further deeds of valour and glory!