Results from HQ July 2016

Greetings patriotic warriors and human friends ...

July was the first engagement in that wonderful and wondrous thing called our Tenth Tour of Duty. Yes! The stuff of legends and sagas. The greatest cross-Atlantic battle ever fought.
At this point, this humble pacifist Pengy who incites war would like to thank you all for playing, for it is you, and you only , who have meant we are heading for a decade of strife and never ending conflict. And an especial thanks to a great many of you war vets who've donned combat jackets over the years, shrugged into your kit and dared to brave the battlefields , enlisting in a great many Tours of Duty since 2007 and staying the course.
All helped , of course, by our fearless Qmel and martin cube ... keepers and providers of the tantalizing field rations and treats made available to nibble as you slog through the muddy trenches whipping your mice into a clicking frenzy.
Enough! I could wax lyrical all day.
What of the war?
Who won in July and gets to proudly hoist their flag?

The Challenge
The USA fielded 16 great heroes and heroines, snatched 6738 points = 48.8% of the spoils of war.
The UK & Co fielded 13 woadwearers, bagged 7079 pts = 51.2% of the bigger, better spoils of war.
The UK & Co won the July Challenge.

The Survivor
The USA fielded 8 patriotic rodeo riders, won 1924 pts = 42.2%
The UK & Co sent in 13 daring fighters, grabbed 2637 pts = 57.8%
The UK & Co won the July Survivor battle.

Two battles = one monthly War.
The USA = 45.5%
The UK & Co = 54.5%

First Blood of the 10th Tour of Duty goes to the UK & Co.
Come on my American buddies you can't let the old Empire get away with that! Resist them .. fight them on the beaches, in the harbours, fight them on the windswept prairies .. and remember you can beat them! You've done it before.

Everyone shrug into your flak jackets and jog along to the battlefields ... I , the pacifist one, have the aqua vitae and a massive supply of bandages and splints at the ready.

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