Results from HQ for December 2010

Happy New Year!

May 2011 give you everything you need ... and for fun ... a hefty dose of whatever it is you want. Be happy and healthy my human friends.

But now ... down to business.

Novembers war ... last year ... our American buddies won by a measly 0.5%.

I shook my kipper bones ... I made a prophecy proclaiming a UK victory.

Was I right?

Read on ... and I hope the head doesn't hurt too much after the celebrations.

The Challenge

The USA fielded 30 troopers, snatched 8473 points = 50.8%

The UK & Co fielded 31 troopers, grabbed 8193 points = 49.2%

Wow that was close!

The USA army win the December Challenge by 1.6% .... last month the UK & Co won by 1.4%

First blood to the Americans! An early lead and only by a Penguins whisker. And does anyone know where mos623 has gone? And WorldB? Two great American Generals. Kidnapped? POW's.

The Titan

The USA fielded 9 fantastic fighters, snatched 7605 points = 58.3%

The UK & Co fielded a larger army, 15 troopers who bagged 5443 points = 41.7%.

Oh dear.

Pengy has to pause here to praise the feisty American army. With death defying determination they totally wiped the woad wearers. Yes they did, and in my humble opinion should be National Heroes for a day.

Someone whisper their names to that chappy at Pennslyvania Avenue ... ryaman ... Deborah ... Marsalinator ... Johnny ... twosleepy ... Carolinaboy54 ... BrerSchultzy ... Blackdresss and LizHill.

Pengy is cheering you ... and thinking you're becoming as Fearsome as the fearsome Invincibles!

UK what're you going to do? Tie their legs together with velcro? Pelt them with old mouldy scraps from Qmel's smorgasbord. Argh ... I take that back! Qmel is eligible to play this month. The rest of you have been warned. She can be ferocious you know.

Still ... I digress ... as usual I got carried away.

Oops almost forgot ... The USA army win Decembers Titan battle by 16.6%

In November they won by .. just a nanosecond whilst I rifle HQ ... ah, by 26%

That should make you feel better UK .... but maybe not alot.

On the larger scheme of things , the deadly monthly war ... this means the USA have stretched out a whopping lead!

The Mogul ... where the lithest limboers and the wiliest wrigglers under that guillotine nab most points for their country.

The USA won 2690 points = 37.7%

You thought that was a typo didn't you? Well it wasn't. Sit up straighter UK. Remember .. you are the best Mogullers! Always have been. It's true. Pengy says so .. and so do all the HQ stats.

The UK & Co won 4440 points = 62.3%

The UK & Co win the December Mogul battle by 24.6%

Need I say more... well, yes I could. For a start they won Novembers by 18.8%

But ... more interestingly ... hmm ... this could make it a close run thing for Decembers overall winner.

Has the UK's fantastic mogulling been enough to claw back the lead gained by Americans fantastic Titans?

This is all going to hinge on the final battle .... the Survivor

The Survivor

The USA snatched 3800 bonus points before been devoured in the Pit. = 45.3%

The UK & Co nabbed 4595 bonus points before been nibbled by Piranha = 54.7%

The UK & Co win the December Survivor by 9.4% .... November they won by 3.8%

Less chat ... and more abacus rattling! I'm rattling .... I'm rattling!

We all want to know who managed to win the December war!

Overall, including all the 4 battles ... the final result is ...

is ....

I'm sorry .. I'm just feeling a little wicked here

The USA = 48%

The UK & Co = 52%

The UK & Co win Decembers war by 2%

Just a minute .... there you go ...

My prophecy was right!

The Uk's first win since July 2010! The Americans have met their match! More! They have been beaten! Even now I can see American scalps nailed to the flagpoles .. battle trophies. .. and yes, this Pengy is shameleslly inciting retaliation ... patriotism is good!

But ... whatever happened to mos623 and WorldB?

Footnote added by Pengy ... the dozy referee.

The UK & Co won by 4% ....

Give dippo a treat from martin cube's smorgasbord treats for spotting the error