Results from HQ for November 2010

Hell my friends ... oops, a typo

Hello my friends.

Pengy has a new laptop .. which brings all the joys of getting my flippers to grips with advancing technology ... which is a pity as my ability to grasp it is declining. They say a human's brain cells start dying from the age of 26. Yes .. I like that theory. I will adopt it.

Next stop ... senile dementia.

So .. onto the business of war. Who won? Last month I made one of my infamous predictions ... can't remember what it was ... so disregard it.

The Challenge

USA fielded 33 troopers and snatched a team average of 7421 points = 49.3%

UK & Co fielded 31 troopers and snatched a team avaerage of 7624 points = 50.7%

The UK & Co win the November Challenge by 1.4%

In October the USA won ... in September the USA won.

UK rejoice! Forgot those freezing cold temperatures and snowdrifts! Run outside and shout to the world proclaiming your UK victory... well, on one of the four battlefields anyway but it's a darn good start!

The Titans

The USA fielded 10 troopers and snatched .... brace yourselves, this is shocking stuff ... 7863 pts = 63%

The UK & Co fielded 15 brave troopers and snatched 4626 pts = 37%

The USA won Novembers Titans by ... wait for it ... by .... 26%

Last month the USA won by 18.4%

I sit and silently suck a kipper ... this is penguin diplomacy at it's highest expression.

The Mogul

And diplomatic silence over ... come on UK you've got a load of catching up to do!

The USA moguls nimbly slithered under the 60 second guillotine , winning 2890 pts = 40.6%

The UK & Co moguls shot like lightning under the guillotine , winning 4230 = 59.4%

Total decimation! A fantastic win for the UK & Co army in the November Mogul! By a whopping 18.8%.

Last month the UK won it by 4.8%.

This is what Pengy likes and thrives on! A closely fought war. After a closely fought Challenge ... a massive USA Titan victory and a UK & Co Mogul victory it's all going to hinge on the final battlefield. Yes ... that one .. the toughest one of the lot!

The Survivor.

Come on UK, you need to win this one and win it convincingly ... nothing short of a bloody slaughter will do. I rub my flippers toegther with glee .. ignoring the friction burns in my eagerness.

The USA won 3695 precious bonus points = 48.1%

The Uk & Co won 3985 priceless bonus points = 51.9%

The UK & Co win the November Survivor by 3.8%

Get that box of tissues ready ......

I vigorously rattle my abacus for the overall stats over the 4 battlefields ... be patient ... this is technology at work!

The tissues have a mongram on them.. and it's ... a Union Jack!

The USA win the November war ... by a nano amount ... by a measly half a percent .. or 0.5% for the digitally inclined.

USA = 50.25%

UK & Co = 49.75%

October the USA won by 6%

Sepember the USA won by 9%

November was the closest it's ever been since we had a draw in May 2009.

UK ... no one takes this war seriously, so do not court martial any troopers who deserted the field .. or who went AWOL and took a day or two off. Firing squads aren't allowed.

Oh but it was close ... another few mogul bonus points and who knows ... my American buddies might have been beaten.

I shall make another pengy prophecy .. to supercede the last unmemorable, unremembered one ...

I prophecy that the UK & Co will win this Decembers war!

The USA's reign of terror is doomed.

And now my friends ... i shall scamper over to the Survivor Pit. It's empty but only for today so I shall lower some buckets of kippers down there .... someone has to feed the captives when they arrive.