Crowning Champs Day

The USA won the September war. They won the August war too.
Will they make it three victories in a row?
Will the Uk & Co recover from such a battering?
But first we honour and cheer and applaud our new heroes. The Generals who undaunted led their armies into the fray.
Challenge Champ & Mogul Maximus ..... ah ... the upholstery and big squashy cushion didn't even have time to to get cold. Well .. two thrones actually. Doubtless our new double champ is contortionist enough to straddle two thrones but it is not seemly or dignified. So please ... jules44 will you take a bow and come on up and claim your crowns and rest your weary little legs. .. there might even be a foot massage in it for you off this adoring pengy.
Titanasaurus Rex ... She was the first ever winner of this much coveted crown ... and she's won it for the third time ... How does she find the time inbetween providing such mouthwatering morsels for the Mogul smorgasbord! Will Qmel ... USA mascot and trooper extraordinaire come and claim her well deserved crown!
That's the undiluted adulation done with ... she's attained the fearsome status of Invincible! Yes, this means not only am I scared of her .. it means sadly for her but a reason for others to rejoice .. she will not be able to defend her crown. Come on UK, here's the chance to remove the stain of dishonour and smash the USA army into submission. Pile in there!
Sole Survivor ... and it's another American. UK heroes rarely get to walk to glory on this battlefield. I will divulge a secret ... even Piranha is pretty impressed with this new trooper. Will Rage come on up and jump onto his/her throne. No offence intended .. I'm not implying you're dual gender .. I'm just a penguin and find humans difficult to differentiate, that's all. Honestly. Two wins out of the last three months is great stuff. Ah .. I can almost hear the future sagas that will be written about this feisty player. And all us other mere mortals will say ... yes, I fought beside him ... or her. Well done my human friend!

Check out the names ... a few new recruits are in there for the Americans and a returned vet.
Hmm ... UK ... I think you need to send out the carrier pidgeons, snail mail ... the lynchmobs .. and offer the Queen's shilling .. or whatever it is now with decimilsation. You're going to have to come up with something pretty good to beat this high powered onslaught.

Marskmen load your sniper rifles .. these are the leaders from both armies to take out.

The USA Invincibles
Fear them for they are great!
#1 hammerdjh
#2 Rage
#3 mos623
#4 Clamking
#5 mike32768
#6 Schoonie101
#7 Anton
#8 WorldB
#9 Qmel
#10 Marsalinator

The UK & C0 Invincibles
Fear them for they are great
#1 jules44
#2 miffy42
#3 morelli
#4 briarwoodrose
#5 markswood
#6 magijoh1
#7 martin cube
#8 Dr Gas
#9 flopsy
#10 Quiz Beagle

And now for my favourite bit ... our MOPS or Most Outstanding Players ....
Absolute Top Mop
I have polished the crown until I can see my reflection, ah ... maybe not such a good thing to have done ...
It gives me great pleasure to invite twosleepy ... please someone give her a little nudge to wake her up..... to come claim your throne. It's the second time our somnabulist has won it ... and not many can boast that.

twosleepy USA up 30 .... Absaloute Top Mop
And the rest of the best!
Marsalinator USA up 19
steve-e UK up 11
cubswin2323 USA up 8
polaris UK up 8
Cosmo UK up 7
Quiz_Beagle UK Up 6
Qmel USA up 5
markswood UK up 5
jules44 UK up 3
Schoonie101 USA up 3
Dr_Gas UK up 3
blackprinceUK UK up 3
onebraincellUK UK up 3

And everyone who broke through the pain barrier! Who did their country proud!

astralspace USA held rank
briarwoodrose UK up 1
Clamking USA up 1
Deborah USA up 1
donamaria USA up 2
gracie USA up 1
hammerdjh USA up 1
LauraMcC UK held rank
mike32768 USA Up 2
pamelab USA up 2
Rage USA up 2
tisonlyme321 UK held rank
WorldB USA held rank

Name not on the list? These high performance related stats from HQ are based on your consecutive ranks from playing the Challenge quiz. Or perhaps last month you slithered down the ranks .. it was afterall, a very tough war!

Enough of the fancy words ... there are battles to referee ... splint and bandages to tick on the wounded! I'm hotfooting it off to the trenches and calling at Qmel's smorgasbord on the way!

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