Results from HQ for March 2010

Pengy is covered with hot cross bun crumbs today ..
And this simple Pengy would like to wish you all a Happy Easter.
On the other hand this hot cross bun makes a perfect grenade. Hmm .. I could stand in the trenches and lob them indiscrimminately at you brave troopers.

So which army gets to be awarded the Easter Egg?
The UK & Co won Februarys war. Did they snatch victory again?
Read on .. these are the stats hot from HQ.

The Challenge
The USA fielded 31 troopers, won 8211 points = 53.8% of the buns
The UK & Co fielded 39 troopers, won 8840 points = 46.2% of the buns.
Remember... this a team effort. It's the best army that wins ... not the biggest!
Ah, my American buddies, you were the cleverest... the best ... the victors!
The USA won the March Challenge by 7.6%.
Yikes UK ... last month you won by 6% .
Stand to attention there whilst I pelt you with buns!

The Titan
The USA fielded 7 crack troopers, grabbed 1626 points = 63.7%
The UK & Co fielded 19 troops, snatched 2513 points = 36.3%
Argh ... I nearly choked on a crumb then!
Well .... you American Magnificent Seven you deserve glory and honour!
You won the March Titan battle by 27.4%.
I'm proud of you my human friends, what fine team effort .... last month the UK & Co won by the skin of their teeth ( a 4% win). And now ... ah , no firing squads allowed UK ! It's not in the rules and pengy is a pacifist! I shall bivouac there this month and watch with bated fishy breath to see if the UK can storm back.

The Moguls
The USA army stashed 3550 easter eggs in their arsenal = 41.6%
The UK & Co army stashed 4990 Easter eggs in their arsenal = 58.4%
The UK army win the March Mogul by 16.8% (last month UK won by 18%).
Wow ... did you feel that? My ice floe nearly capsized with the collective sigh of relief coming from the UK.
A good , convincing win on the Mogul battlefield... no one can wriggle under that guillotine with such panache as the woad wearers. But will it be enough to claw back and win the war?
Will it? Oh this is tense stuff.
Read on
The Survivor
This is where the UK usually reign unchallenged ... trample the enemy and climb out of the Pit one step ahead of Piranha.
But not this month. Oh dear.
The USA won 4245 buns = 50.4% ... skinning their heels but eluding Piranha's pesky jaws.
The UK & Co won 4175 buns = 49.6% .. and Pirnaha feasted well on them.
The USA win the March Survivor by 0.8% ... and how close it that!
Last month the UK won by 16% and tasted victory!

I shall shake my abacus and dust the crumbs off my tuxedo. Yes, I can multi-task.
Final result from HQ for the 4 battles overall
USA = 52.4%
UK & Co = 47.6%
The USA win the March War by 4.8%.
Defeating the UK who won last month by 10%. But February is history now ... now it's my American buddies who are to be feared for they are the new victors.
Get your tactical thinking heads on UK. Send out those pressgangs and get recruiting. But beware USA ... there is no human on this planet who has a stiffer upper lip than a woad wearer determined on revenge.