Wednesday 27th May

Union Jack
Hoisted by jules44#1

Top 5 allegiances 1. jules44#1 UK ... 2. miffy42#2 UK ... 3. j2cp2 USA...
4. Qmel#10 USA ... 5. ryaman#8 USA

3/2 for the USA..but it was a UK & Co trooper scurried up the mast with the flag. Hard to stop aren't they my American friends. You've only managed it 6 times this month...ouch!
So how did the super fistifights go?
Poor Stuhern UK got biffed by julieanne USA as she nipped past. I've no trouble with that name. She's a girl.
j2cp2 USA beat magijoh1 UK....oops, dearie me...this is not looking good UK.
datrivialist USA beat dippo UK...tsk...not another nail in the coffin?
flicker123 Uk beat donamaria USA..YES!
LittleShe UK has nudged a nose ahead of cubswin2323 USA...but not shaken off pursuit...and with skipperdeedoo UK and argentum USA engaged in battle right behind and about to run into you...PLEASE Don't trample the pengy on the course, REMEMBER I'm the pacificist referee and here to administer first aid.
Strange...argentum was busy fighting Helmar last I looked. Must look harder. Hah! Not an escapee or deserter surely ....but oh, what fab fighting Helmar. Did you bungey jump up the trenches? This has to make you my fave player. Well done!
I say...I've just had a eureka moment...there are some valiant troopers here who've rampaged remarkably well considering they haven't played everyday ..
Let me peek and see...well, strnog1's one of them.There are more fabiomagnificoes. (I don't think that word actually exists..but who cares)
whee UK and shadowzep USA...pollygw UK and poolosopher USA...steve-e UK and flicker123 UK...catbrat63 USA and I'm really liking the look of cuddly UK and Helmar UK. That is one heck of alot of pengy hugs to share around!
Just think of the havoc they could have created if they'd played everyday?
But did you know there is only one player who has played everday and not got one single answer wrong! Hard to believe but true, this trooper is a genius...consistently a genius that is.....and I'm developing a real soft spot for them. It's magijoh1 UK. Hiya there magi...I'm waving to you! Is that your secret..magi..in the name?

The Titans
Yesterdays top terrificus Titan was whee

Top 5 allegiances 1. whee UK ... 2. poolosopher USA ... 3. j2cp2 USA ...
4. steve-e UK ... 5. twosleepy USA

3/2 for the USA..again. Where've you been whee? It could be too late to snatch the throne now...and one things surer than the flippers on the end of my feet.
We are going to have a brand new Titan Terrificus to have to worship this time round. But from which army? For once I will not presume to predict..suffice to say my inner vision shows me, yes, I see it hazily in my minds eye ... THERE!.......a flag containing red, white and blue. Isn't that a big help? Short of kidnap, abduction...connection sabotage (and sorry america but some of your servers were a tad unreliable last weekend) it could be anyone of a number of....quick guesstimate...3. Hmm...the race is on.....but just now my fave little player is twosleepy. ..because it was another super personal best for this dedicated determined little fighter.
And I mustn't forget to throw a tasty smoked kipper to the most consistent player on this battlefield. With only 4 wrong in 26 days and unmatched by anyone else everyone clap your hands for dippo UK . Pengy's star player.

The Mogul
Yesterdays top animal mogul was miffy42#2 UK

Well it was animals wasn't it? And miffy is magnificent on beasties.
And so far we have a tie for the two most fab, most consistent, most genius-like players to ever slither under a well greased guillotine. Was that a bit OTT ?
I make no apologies...Only 2 of you have got only 1 answer wrong..Yes, 1 wrong out of 260 questions! Will one of them trip? This great duo is...jules44 and StuHern...both UK & Co. And what a great army the woad wearers have fielded...
can I just say to my american buddies.....think damage limitation!

The Survivor
Yesterdays top steel sheathed survivor was paper aeroplane UK

That's how to do it! Fly out of trouble. Piranha is hungry and snapping his jaws. After todays play he will drag the first two of you off for nibbles. And he's vociferous..he'll be back. So I peer down sadly (that is not a smile on my face, that is a sad grimace) into the Pit...shaking a pinch of seasoning down...j2cp2 and flicker123 are in big, big trouble. Oh..I just spotted something interesting. Piranha looks destined for mainly American fast food over the next couple of days unless they can scrabble quickly to safety. And don't scream for help anyone , he has fab sonar!
Now miffy has most wins....and the UK have most survivors. And guess what..it's not a human at all but a wonderful little pooch who is the most consistently best here. Man's best friend...Quiz Beagle has only got 24 wrong out of 260 answers overall...That's the way to do it mans best friend...leave the humans trying to dig out of the Pit. And next comes mos623 and jules44 with only 26 wrong.
I have to hand it to the UK..that's a pretty impegnable blockade you've got at the top of scoreboard. Could this mean a non-american victory is in the offing?
Right..I'm scampering off to help dish up piranha's supper.
Good luck everyone!

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