Wednesday 4th March Shout Box

Stars& Stripes (again)

Hoisted by strnog1#5 USA

Top 5 allegiances...1. strnog1#5 USA ....2. mos623#1 USA ... 3. jules44#1 UK ...4. steve-e#5 UK ... 5. Deborah#2 USA

3/2 for the USA....Er...USA have won every day so far. Er...USA have made a fab start...Er , and I noticed ryanknight, a USA veteran has returned.

STOP PRESS..ah, he only played once. Big sigh of relief on behalf of the UK army. That had me worried for a moment.

What I want to know..is where is miffy? Bring him back! Hand him over! Can the UK survive without him?...And survive with players already warning they are off on leave from duty this month. I think not. But I'm only a pengy so I could be wrong...the remaining UK army left to defend Lizzies honour will have to thrash themselves to a standstill. Never before will the thumbscrews be turned so tight. Right...who's volunteering to take out mos623? He's been awfully cheeky this month grabbing 2 wins.

Battles are already breaking out...

Worst ones are shipyardbernie UK and notae UK ganging up on astralspace USA and with Brian UK jumping in aswell...well, that's one stars and stripes stretcher laid out ready and waiting. Ambush and pick them off one by one. Good tactics. Pengy approves and is in favour of the quicker, less painful end. It's your Human Rights.

Ah..this one is fairer...2 versus 2. kjc USA V dippo UK......hmmm, dippo's turning into a right little tigerish fighter just lately. And there's LanaDale USA and Dr_Gas UK too. Hmmm.....I'm backing the UK on this one.

The Titans
Yesterdays terrific Titan was poolosopher

Top 5 allegiances...1. poolosopher USA ... 2. l549 UK ... 3. Qmel USA ...4. onebraincelluk UK ... 5. briarwoodrose UK

The Daily Dervish is already back bagging wins...and no doubt a real contender for the throne this month. I'd love pool to win...but the enemy might have different ideas about that. briarwoodrose and lg549 are in hot pursuit.

A nasty skirmish has already broken out...a USA player is surrounded, cut off...being played tug-of-war with I think by the UK.
polaris UK and blackprinceuk UK have hold of one end of brokenbody USA...rather approriately named I fear...whilst jacky and flicker123 for the UK are tugging the other end. Oh it makes my eyes sting just watching. After winning the Titan battle the UK are definitley leaving the kid gloves off....it's knuckleduster time.

The Mogul

Yesterdays most cunning animal mogul was StuHern UK

Well done there Stu...a win in the bag with double bonus goodies! Now...if there is anywhere where the USA can be dangerous it's the Mogul. It used to be their stronghold. Pengy is about to brag...what a cracking start the USA have made. Up until this morning when I mulled over the stats eating breakfast there was only 2 UK players in the top 10. Cor, how humbling. Only StuHern and markswood had managed to sneak behind the USA blockade...fortunately reinforcements arrived with Quiz Beagle (mans best friend)....magijoh1 and jules44. And none too soon....I feel impelled to divulge that HQ says the americans have grabbed an early lead....Accuse me of being an alarmist if you must. ...but it's already a 90 point lead! Come on UK....aren't you a teeny bit worried?

The Survivor
Yesterdays steel sheathed winner was mos623#1 USA

Hmmmm....him again. Isn't he good. Stu before you abscond could you just lower your snowboard into the Pit as a ramp? Onebraincelluk scrambled out once and has just fallen back in again. Not to worry though there's days to go before the first cull.

Looking pretty impressive so far are OldSpotPig....grimly clinging to the pit edge by those little trotters but that's good going avoiding the Pit when the little porker has only played for 2 days. Cheers to WorldB and Blackdresss aswell for living dangerously and managing to avoid capture.

This is the mark of supreme confidence you know...skipping a day and still avoiding capture. Doesn't that make the rest of you feel sick? Ah well....listen to this then. ryanknight has only sprinted across the battlefield once...yes only once and is riding at a comfortable 17th...miles away from danger. This has to make him my fave player...and I retract that earlier statement declaring he'd gone and I'm not going back to edit it either. So UK any relief you felt was shortlived.

Should he decide to stray onto the Titan there could be trouble.

Drat..even as I speak and ambidextorously swivel my telescope...there he is!

He's currently leading on the Survivor...he's leading on the Titan...I really dare'nt peek at the Mogul.....but I must...whew he's not first. It's mos instead.....small comfort there for the UK then....it's as bad. So let's spy on the Challenge....mos623. Get out there UK troopers before the end of days play and take possession of them flagpoles.

Looks like the Union Jack is doomed to become a moths nest.

And don't think you're the only one under attack UK....these americans are razor sharp this month...pengy lowers his/her head in shame and has a little smile. Sorry catbrat, I have read your words. I have seen. I will fix. soixante-trois. This flirtation with linguisitics is to salve my pride...(and thank god I just checked that on google because I nearly mispelt that aswell..and is there one s in mispelt or two).

Enough! I'm swopping my telescope for my tazer ..so don't anyone get in my way! The referee is coming!