Wednesday 11th March Shout Box

Stars & stripes

Hoisted by mos623#1 USA

Top 5 allegiances 1. mos623#1 USA ... 2. jules44#1 UK ... 3. WorldB#3 USA...4. Stuhern#3 UK ... 5. pollygw UK

3/2 for the Uk & Co..oh well done and congrats to pollygw for fighting in amongst those ferocious toughies!

But....it's the 11th of the month..and yes, this means I been and raided HQ, as I do, to see how the fighting is going or if any army has taken an early lead.

Crumbs...I need my bomb pod. I'm not normally given to cowardice anymore..not after keeping company with so many brave feareless humans.

But...there is a nice way of imparting this secret imformation...or I could keep it secret..oh heck, don't shoot the messenger UK & Co for you are been hammered like you've never been hammered before! I am not fibbing.

So far the USA have grabbed 57.5% of the points..and left you lying like dandruff on the battlefield...with only 42.5% of the flakes.

This is a massive 15% lead..this has never been known in tournament history! This is frightening stuff!

Every USA player turn around and pick up the nearest UK & Co trooper who has collapsed with shock and bit the dust. That's it..shake them gently...revive them. Show them you care.

It's only one battle out of the whole war isn't it?

The Titans

Yesterdays top terrificus Titan was twosleepy!

Wow...go for it twosleepy! Pengy is chuffed to bits for you!

Top 5 allegiances. 1. twosleepy USA ... 2. Anton USA ... 3. castortroy USA... 4. bernie73 USA ... 5. poolosopher USA

OMG! No blue. 5/0 for the USA! I've only just recovered and clambered shellshocked out of a trench....what can this mean? Our dasterdly american friends are becoming ruthless?

Sorry UK & Co...if you're standing..sit down..put your head between knees ready before I open my garrulous beak and say....I'm taking a deep breath here..I'm having trouble believing this

USA so far have rocketed ahead like a delinquent malfunctioning missile....with 61% of the grenades grabbed and the UK & Co have 39%...

It's aswell you can't see me my friends..I'm pulling an obnoxious face...it's not a pretty sight.

Yes well....er, you've made a phenomenally good start USA. Bring those presidential elections back I say, it must have been a good distraction!

The Mogul

Yesterdays top mogul was jules44#1 UK! Yay!

4 wins in a row for juggernaut jules! Don't just run over them jules..grind them into the dust with your heel! Sound bloodthirsty? Sorry. Something has got to be done and soon...and all leave is cancelled and every trooper must start drinking high octane fuel...and then spontaneously combust so they can light across the battlefield.

USA have 1520 bonus goodies stashed in their arsenal. UK & Co have.....less.

1290. Oh dear UK....but take heart, Pengy is always on the underdogs side. That has to be some consolation? Pengy Peptalk time: There is a glimmer of hope on the Mogul...the USA don't have such a big lead. Give me longer and I'll be able to think of something more encouraging and full of ineffable sagacity.

The Survivor

Yesterdays steel sheathed survivor was poolospher USA

Very good pool...I'm clapping my flippers here...and this has romped you right up the scoreboard and out of harpoons way.

This battlefield remember, is the UK & Co's stronghold...where americans get frazzled to a cinder. The USA team have never ever won this one. Yet.

I'm running out of yarn here...best stop prevaricating and deal the final death knell...quick..and painlessly. The UK & Co are.....behind...at this early stage of the toughest battle the USA have taken an early lead. Obama's Army have 52.5% of the points...UK are on the warpath with 47.5%.

UK & Co this is horrendous news!

USA this is absaloutely fabulous news!

The USA have snatched early leads in all the battles.

Nothing is scared in life..excuse the mispelling...sacred in life.

Cor what are you going to do UK & Co? Get the pressgangs out? What's the americans secret? Can they be stopped? Unless you start reining them in not only could you lose your unbroken run of wins for the last 4 months (click this link to visit the Flag Gallery if you can stand it here )...but it could be painful too.

The USA is not just aiming to win..they're aiming to humiliate you too!

But remember..pengy has dual citizenship and so can be on both sides...so I cheer!.....and I cringe and weep into my shandy too. This excitment is emotionally challenging stuff for a pengy...and I'm loving every masochistic minute of it.