No bomb pod again..I've decided to be brave.Pengy needs protection!
Pengy asks the winning team to provide me with bodygaurds...yes, I fear I'm going to need them.
Hot Stats fron HQ
The Challenge
USA won 10287 grenades with 43 players = 49.9%
UK & Co won 12364 bigger grenades with 50 players = 50.1%
UK & Co win November Challenge by 0.2% (last month lost by 12.6%)
First Blood to the UK & Co....but wow, by a whisker! A hearty cheer for the team with the blue woad warpaint daubed on their bums.
Sorry USA....I'm gnawing my bottom lip here for you.
The Moguls
USA won 3450 bonus pts = 40.5%
UK & Co won 5080 bonus pts = 59.5%
UK & Co win November Mogul by 19% ( last month won by 7.4)
Second Blood to the woad wearers!
I'd say that was a conclusive win....well, a total demolition job actually. Hey my american friends..pengy feels for you...here lean on my shoulder if you want to sob.. my skin is waterproof . You've been distracted with presidential elections that's it isn't it?
The Titans
Hah...USA tend to rule supreme here...we're talking damage limitation. Let's not beat about the tumbleweed..let's see if these heroes and heroines can pluck the USA from humiliation and national disaster.
USA won 2827 pts with 14 plys = 57.8%
UK & co won 3390 pts with 17 plys = 42.2%
USA win November Titan by 15.6% ( last month won by 13.2%)
Third Blood to the USA
American Win! Obama's Army to the rescue!
Bear with me a minute whilst I cogitate....the good news is you won by even more on this battlefield in November...stamping and grinding your enemy into the mud! Yes you did! You are the meanest toughest Titans.
Remember this with pride ready for the next bit....
this win has not saved you...quite....
Pengy will just warily unsling his hardware now...before the rioting starts.
The Survivor
USA won 3475 pts = 41.7%
UK & Co won 4860 pts = 58.3%
UK & Co win November Survivor by 16.6% (last month won by 3.4%)
Fourth Blood to the UK and fab friends.
You can hit your refresh button all you want...believe me...the stats stay the same.
For the first time since February the UK & Co have won!
All 4 battles =
USA = 47.5% of the crumbs.
UK & Co = chunky big slices 52.5%
That's a 5% clear...undisputable, fantastic, awesome,...you get the idea? Victory!
USA your 8 month reign of terror has been smashed.
Pengy...a compassionate referee....asks for a minutes silence whilst the USA digest this shocking news...and UK & Co shrug into your flak jackets quick and hide in your trenches...they'll not take this defeat lying down. They'll be out to take your scalps in December in revenge.
Pengy declares the new battles have begun....
Let your little mouse scroll and scamper down and you'll find...
Final Challenge Rankings & Points Won
The New Top USA & UK & Co Invincibles
The Challenge Daily Winners
The Mogul Results
The Titan ResultsThe Survivor Results
Tomorrow I'll drag the thrones out so we can crown our new champs.
Have fun everyone! And remember, don't take prisoners! Go straight for the jugular!
As a famous person once said....We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them in the Burger Kings and in MacDonalds and in the Pizza Huts...blah blah.
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