September Tournament Stats From HQ

I have the stats hot off the press!

Shall I share them? my flippers are clammy with nervous apprehension.
The bomb pod door is resting open ready for a speedy
escape....bit minimalist though isn't it?

Right..tis Judgement Day
Time to bite the bullet...chuck the grenades..
dive in my bunker

The Results...OR...The Gory & The Glory

The Challenge
USA won 13620 points from 47 super troopers = 59%
UK & Co won 11364 points from 57 supr troopers = 41%
USA won the Challenge by 18%. (last month won by 18%)
Pengy Verdict : this means they are consistently good...the clever little beasties.

The Mogul
USA won 4660 points = 52%
UK & Co won 4300 points = 48%
USA also won the Mogul by 4% (last month won by 5%)
Pengy Verdict: Aw come on america.. that's down by 1%

The Titan
USA won 4403 grenades (pts) with 14 fab fighters = 61%
UK & Co won 3445 grenade pins with 17 brave fighters = 39%
USA won the Titan by 22% (last month by 20%)
Pengy Verdict: Diplomacy prevents me squeaking a sound.

The Survivor
USA won 5420 missiles (pts) with 23 steel sheathed players = 58%
UK & Co won 3905 bits of shrapnel (pts) with 26 steel sheathed players = 42%
USA won the Survivor by 16% (last month it was 15%)


USA Total for all 4 battles = 57.5%
UK & Co Total for all 4 battles = 42.5%
USA won all 4 quizzes and are undisputed conquerors with a massive 15% total annihilation! (last month it was 14%, before that 12%)

Oh dear...commiserations to the UK & Co team. It was a valiant effort but just what is it going to take to bring them Americans down...So where did they do least best? The Moguls! Everyone daubed in blue woad pile in there! Go savage them..show them no mercy...go nail them! Go rampaging!

Any UK & Co players needing resuscitation can have a pengy hug! I think the USA should buy the drinks for anyone seeking mental obliteration! Mine's a shandy thank you with one of those nice little twizzly sticks with a cherry..I can prod victims into the Survivor Danger Zone with it!

Let your little mouse scroll and scamper down and you'll find...
Final Challenge Rankings & Points Won
The New Top USA & UK & Co Invincibles
The Challenge Daily Winners
The Mogul Results
The Titan Results
The Survivor Results

Tomorrow we'll rapture enthusiastically and ooh and ah over our fab new MOPS! I'm jogging off to the Danger Zone now...things to do...new victims to catch.

Everyone get out there...there's a new war started!