Time for a report from HQ.
Which team is winning so far? Who's getting trounced...because one of you is.

The bombpod? Wondering where's it gone. Can't spend all my life skulking in there when there's bad news to impart....gee, I'd never dare get out. So I got tooled up incase one of you get tempted to shoot the messenger. Yeh...pengy is thinking survival.

Here goes...hmn....

The Challenge

USA have fielded 43 crack troopers who've nabbed 5007 points so far.
UK & Co have so far fielded 49 tough, getting battered (no reference to food here) diehards who will never surrender, EVER ....who've nabbed 3683 points.

USA are storming over the horizon and blitzing the battlefield with 60% of the spoils of war. UK only have 40%. Oh dear,....

USA are leading...by a tiddly bit...well a whopper actually 20%

The Titans

USA have so far won 1056 points...from 13 (unlucky for some) players ..except ,

UK & Co with 19 titans have only 1004. This spits out of the motorized abacus at USA 56% and UK & Co at 44%. Oh dear...

USA are leading this one aswell by 12%.

BUT...all is not lost UK. This was your biggest defeat last month...and you're doing better than then....but I reckon the bad news is still worse than the good news is great. Yes, I can pen pithy Words of Wisdom too.

Excuse me for a moment whilst I bury my head in my flippers...and compose myself.

The Mogul

USA snappy moguls have filched 1530 bonus goodies or 54%...yeh over 50% for our Einsteins which means...will our dastardedly american cohorts stop cheering please...it's not the end of the month yet!...which means with 1280 bonuses bagged and 46% the UK are only trailing by 8%.
Hah...only a 250 point deficit...this looks promising UK. Plenty of time there to make a comeback and teach the americans a lesson!

I'm always on the underdogs side incase you hadn't noticed.

The Survivor
USA have 18 survivors still running wild on the battlefield with 4 victims imprisoned in the Pit after K.O 1...and that's 1150 points so far...51%

UK & Co have 15 survivors running amok with 7 K.O.1 captives lost in the Pit...and that's 1085 points = 49%.

USA are only 2% ahead. 2% is nothing..nowt...zilch..zero.

So if we pull all these scores together the USA are clearly winning...by a pretty good amount 10%....they are ahead on all the battlefields....UK are going to have to do something pretty spectacular on the Challenge....but their Titans are fighting better this month and sinking their teeth into american rumps...just a turn of phrase you understand. I haven't actually spied anyone biting...and I reckon the Mogul and Survivor are wide open.

Whew.. I normally get a tad nervy leaking stats from HQ.

That wasn't so bad was it?