Here's the *gulp* results so far...
Naw...it's not a present...it's not a bomb.. it's the stats giftwrapped and festive....and if you think I look tense and anxious...spot on for observation!
Remember America...
Tis The Season To Be Jolly
Stats taken from end of play 13th Dec
It's bad...it's catastrophic...it could be terminal.
The Quickie Morsel: USA are getting stomped flat.
The Full Stats
Challenge Tournament
USA have fielded 59 players
Team points 6672
UK have fielded 62 players
Team points 9110
UK are leading the Challenge 56.5%
USA are lagging behind 43.5%
Mogul
USA have 1930 bonus points
UK have 2160 bonus points
UK are leading with 53%
USA are not with 47%
Combined Total
UK have the biggest chunk of christmas pud ...54.5%
USA get the paper party hat with 45.5%
Heck that's a 9% lead. The biggest it's ever been...was about 6% this time last month. I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings.
Hark...Tis the season of Goodwill to All Penguins! (And men and women too)
Reckon the USA headquarters will be buzzing tonight. Can they recover from this? Any contingency plans? A mass kidnapping of the UK team? Or will just abducting jules44 and midgetmark and miffy42 and Howie72 do ...naw...not feasible...I'm stumped....no ideas...no sage advice to give.
Except....brown paper bags are useful for panic attacks?
Signing off...over and out.
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