Results from HQ May 2013

Greetings my human friends ... fearless combatants and patriotic warriors!

Everyone stand at ease ..... rest those weary running legs ... just for a moment.

Results for May
The Challenge
The USA fielded 19  and won 7221 points = 47%
The UK & Co fielded 20 troopers and won 8166 pts = 53%
The UK & Co won the May Challenge battle by 6%. Again.

The Survivor
The USA  sent out 11 heroic fighters who grabbed 2446 points = 36.5%
The UK & Co  rampaged .... yes, 19 of them rampaged, it is not an exaggeration, and grabbed 4245 points = 63.5.%
If I pan my telescope over the battlefield I can still see the smouldering footmarks of their conquest ... with scraps of high performance food from the smorgasbord lying squashed in the trenches ... custard tarts and tuna sandwiches and peanut butter cookies and taco bake. Gosh ... a morsel just moved! Not a nibble at all then but one of my American buddies. Brave Americans ... I feel for you and shall send out the stretcher bearers. You never surrender .... I admire you for that. Many would have fled the field of combat faced with such a dangerous, all-conquering foe. Many would have accepted that the UK & Co just can not be beaten ... they're too good ... too clever ... are heading for world domination.
And can they be beaten?

The UK & Co won the May War.
USA = 41.8% of the spoils of war.
UK & Co = 58.2% of the spoils of war.

Bear with me a moment whilst I flipper through the old battle stats .... to see which cherished army, I'm endeared to you both, .... has most victories
Ah ... here we are ...
Flag Parade of Our Historical War

Eek! My American buddies .... gird your loins and jump into the fray with new vigour!