Greetings my friends! Are we all bleary eyed after our celebrations?
Whilst the world tottered from one disaster to another in 2012 I'm pleased and immensely happy to say my friendship with you band of talented, friendly and incredibly loveable humans brought me great joy.
Philanthropic moment now over.
Whilst other mere mortals do boring mortal things in 2013 ... you , my friends, the super humans of the human race will once again wage war! Which I hasten to add no one takes seriously.
But which army was victorious in the December 2012 battle?
The Challenge
The USA fielded 19 super daredevils who bagged 6062 points = 41%
The UK & Co fielded 21 fabulous heroes and heroines who grabbed 8916 points = 59%
The UK & Co won the December Challenge by ... by .. *big gulp* ... 18%.
Quick .. someone pass the tissues around ... the ones monogrammed with the Stars & Stripes!
I'm peering at the Survivor stats now to see if they make good the devastating annihilation ... my fishy flipper is shaking. First .. I'd like to remind everyone firing squads arer not allowed under the The Pengy Convention Rules of War.
Second ...
The Survivor Results
The USA bravely bagged 2213 hard fought points = 31%
The UK & Co swiped 4939 points = 69%
The UK & Co won the December Survivor battle by ... ALOT! ... 38%
The UK & Co army stormed to an all out slaughter in December ... with a magnificent overall victory!
USA = 36%
UK & Co = 64%
Truly ... the woad wearers are great. Surely they instil Fear into the hearts of all Americans by now? I applaud all my American buddies who dare step onto the battlefield .. with true grit ... who battle through the trenches trying to avoid enemy fire and the trampling feet of those who will not be beaten ... AKA .. the descerndants of the Great British Empire! It's not dead you know. Not with such cunning, clever warriors of this calibre and mettle.
But it's a New Year ... and perhaps the USA's fortunes will change.
Watch your scalps woadwearers! An angry American is a dangerous American! And I'll have you know in readiness of the coming day when the Stars & Stripes will once again fly proudly over the battlefield I have shaken the flag out of it's dusty box ... thrown away the motheaten mothballs, darned the holes and draped it lovingly over my bed as a duvet cover. What is more ... each night I shall chant a mantra over it!
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