Results from HQ for February 2012

Pengy Reporting from HQ
The abacus has been rattled ... vigorously with enthusiastic gusto!
Until it smouldered with flying sparks!

There's only the two indivudual battles now in this great war between two great armies.
And the fighting was as ferocious as ever!
Still .. less of the ramblings of a senile penguin, and onto the deadly important victory determining final stats.

The Challenge
The USA fielded 27 courageous troopers .. and my beady eye spotted a few new enlistments wriggling under the wire and scampering onto the battlefield. I miss nothing.
USA nabbed 6621 grenades to stash in their arsenal = 47.4% of the war spoils.
The UK & Co army, also of 27 diehards grabbed 7352 war goodies = 52.6%
The UK & Co army won the February Challenge battle by 5.2%

Hmm .. I say, my American buddies that's not so bad. Not good. A defeat is a defeat, true, but not shameful! It was a riproaring good scrap with only 5% of the spoils of war in it but those old empire builders are tough to beat ... though as we all know ... it can be done.

The Survivor
This is where the food scraps from the smorgasbord now get requisitioned as lethal missiles creating dangerous skid patches.
The USA romped home with a collective 3410 points = 37.2%
The UK & Co dominated and vanquished the enemy ... bagging 5749 points = 62.8%
The UK & Co won the February Survivor battle by ... gulp ... 25.6%

The combined result AKA Who won the war? ...
The USA = 42.3%
The UK & Co = 57.7%

The Uk & Co won the February war! By 15.4%
A quick rifle through HQ war history stats tells me last month, January 2012, it was an annihilating 32%.
Hah! My American friends are turning the tide .... starting to reel in the UK ... and not before time either else they'll start to believe they're invincible. Come on USA ... I'll dance like a cheerleader on the sidelines .... but not in one of those flouncy, skimpy outfits ... just my tuxedo.
I feel a pengy prediction coming on. Yes ... soon the USA will return as conquerors.

Time now to shake out the victorious Union Jack ... and go hoist it proudly up the flagpole.
And as this has seemed so short and quick , before jogging off (in my tuxedo) to the new months battlelines I shall dust of the thrones and wax lyrical for a while in reminisce of February's scrap.