Yes .. you see me armed and extremely dangerous!
Why?
Soon the flak will fly and even a pacificst war correspondent will need more than a tuxedo wetsuit for protection.
One army roared to victory! And one army was quite roundly trounced.
One army might soon seek revenge ... but then again they might not and instead nobly fall on their own spears and opt to remain the ignoble defeated.
Still ... I digress .... as I am wont to do and so shall cease my rabblerousing ... and become once again the impartial pacificist penguin who adores and admires all humans.
Get your tissues ready ... the ones monogrammed with the flag that is red, white and blue.
Not a lot of help that was it?
Read on.
The Challenge
The USA , my heroic buddies, fielded 27 heroes who nabbed 8135 points = 48.7%
The UK & Co, the wondrous ones, fielded 24 woadwearers, won 8589 points = 51.3%
Ouch! That was close .. but still First Blood to the woadwearers!
The UK & Co won the October Challenge by 2.6%
The Titans
And the one I especially love because I do so admire the small crack squad of USA diehards who bravely wade into the fray. They never surrender you know. Which I find admirable.
The USA, the Super Six of johnsnow, Schoonie101, pamelab, Blackdresss, juggernaut314, robertearl ... and a rogue demoted Invincible known as twosleepy who was caught and tickled by moi ... these magnificent troopers took on 13 of the opposing army and heroically grabbed 756 points = 41.8%
Alas ... it was not enough to beat the mighty foe!
The UK fielded 13 troopers, nabbed 2289 points = 58.2%
Second Blood to the UK & Co army who won the October Titan battle by 16.4%
Can my American buddies recover from this? Or will they become the conquered? Be beaten into the dirt.....
The Mogul
Ah ... you have to admire all the scalps that the UK army have nailed to the totem poles ... the spoils of war gently wafting in the wind as it plays across the cindered battlefield. I'm sorry ... I'm waxing lyrical again ....
The USA slithered under the 60 second guillotine and grabbed 2510 bonus goodies for their arsenal = 40.5%
The UK & Co , showing no mercy, limboed under the guillotine and swiped 3690 points = 59.5%
The UK & Co win, beyond all doubt, the October Mogul battle by a victorious 19%
Someone quick ... get another box of tissues ready!
The Survivor
The USA, led by the unconquerable Rage ... grabbed 2610 points before been captured in the Pit by Piranha = 40.8%
The UK & Co, eternally defiant ... grabbed 3790 points before been munched in the fishy jaws = 59.2%
Another resounding victory for the UK & Co in the November survivor war by 18.4%
Hmm ... I wipe a soggy tissue over my tearful eyes. My little heart thuds painfully in my chest.
It's hard been impartial, you know, when you're a pacifist.
But...
The overall winner of the 4 battles = 1 war for November is The UK & Co army by 14%
in September they won by 12.2% ... in August they won by 9% .... in July they won by 9.4% ... in June by o.4% .... though before that the USA had ruled the world!
Can the USA ever return to power? Will Qmel manage to lace their Mogul smorgasbord treats with some magic ingredient? Or will martin cube's battle rations, which sometimes sound suspicioulsy alcoholic continue to win the day?
I miss nothing. My beady eye has detected new recruits, enlisted by Blackdresss and sneaking in under the wire .... but can they help take the great USA back to glory? And I saw mos623 too. A quick reconnassaince? A bit of training before returning to active service?
America .... you are in big trouble!
UK & Co ... you are grinding them into the mud!
My USA buddies ..... you must fight them on the beaches .... you must fight them in Boston Harbour ... you must pressgang recruits and fly your great countries flag outside all the MacDonalds ... outside all the drive in's ... in all the States ... and let no one say ... ever ... never ... that the Empire can beat you and go unpunished.
And me? I shall jog over to the quizzes now , armed and extremely dangerous in anticipation of this months fantastic new war.
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