Crowning Champs Day. Decembers Winners

It's 2011 and it's time to enthrone our new reigning champs.
And one of you fabulous troopers is so good they named you twice! Even thrice!
Same name engraved on three thrones. A national heroine ... a true Boudicea!
Challenge Champ & Mogul Maximus & Sole Survivor
Will jules44 of the UK army please come on up and claim all three of her thrones. She is becoming truly unbeatable. Despite a pack of hungry Americans led by Hammerdjh giving chase on the Challenge and the Mogul and Rage romping after on the Survivor .. no one could beat this little superhuman. Indeed this Penguin begins to doubt that anyone exists on the entire planet who is capable of ousting our wonderful jules44.
There I've said it ... I've thrown down the fishy gauntlet on jules behalf. This referee can talk tough!
There's been no ransom demand for mos623 or WorldB .. So? Were they kidnapped or have they fled the field of battle? Both of them are eligible to play the Titans now this month ... what a relief for the UK that they're both AWOL.
There's already an American sitting on the Titan throne ... or soon will be
Titanasaurus Rex ..... will ryaman please come on up! Take a bow ... rest them weary legs. Martin cube was the UK trooper in closest pursuit. Oh, by the way ... I love your nibbles on offer on the Mogul smorgasbord too. Cornish pasty ... very nice. But with a few Titans absent and now residing on the lofty ledges of windy Mt Olympus it promises to be an interesting month. Qmel is back .... does this mean a clash of the smorgasborders! Pistols and bun fights at dawn!

Now ... look .... see what I mean about all these gritty tough new Americans? Such intimidating warlike names too! Fear these for they are Great.

USA Invincibles
#1 hammerdjh
#2 Anton
#3 Rage
#4 Clamking
#5 Schoonie101
#6 timmacg
#7 mike32768
#8 ryaman ... has bungy jumped upto Mt Olympus
#9 j2cp2
#10 Deborah ... has jetpacked upto the lofty heights

But these are the top 10 Generals who led the winning army to victory in December. And I might mention here ... humbly (incase I'm wrong) ... but apart from jules I do believe the one player to have been a virtual permanent resident on the UK ledges is magijoh1. Whilst others might slither off the ledges and claw their way back with grampons and ropes ... I think magijoh deserves a round of applause.

UK & Co Invincibles
#1 jules44
#2 miffy42
#3 magijoh1
#4 morelli
#5 lg549
#6 paper aeroplane
#7 dippo
#8 markswood
#9 briarwoodrose
#10 Dr Gas ... new arrival on the legdes of Olympus

We have just swooned with fright at the thought of the Great Invincible Ones ... now wait for the palpitations as you scan the Most Outstanding Players. These are the ones to cheer as they hurdle the trenches sending clods of mud flying from their heels .... yes! They're my little proteges who have improved their ranking from Novembers war.

Mop ..... Most Outstanding Player .... Will onebraincellUK catch her breath and stagger up to collapse in her throne. A valiant effort from the UK mascot. I have heard a rumour that it's the new nibbles provided by martin cube ... some secret ingredient.

onebraincellUK UK up 17 ..... Absolute Top Mop

steve-e UK up 12
Schoonie101 USA up 10
shadow USA up 9
ryaman USA up 9
argentum USA up 9
donamaria USA up 7
Mikeangel USA up 6
magijoh1 UK up 6
Carolinaboy54 USA up 6

I say though there's a lot of upcoming talent in the American ranks. Well done to you guys.

Anton USA up 4
astralspace USA up 3
biggirl USA up 2
blackprinceUK UK up 4
Chip UK held rank
Clamking USA up 1
Deborah USA up 2
dippo UK held rank
Dr_Gas UK up 3
flopsy UK up 1
gracie USA up 2
hammerdjh USA up 1
j2cp2 USA up 4
jacky UK up 1
joanne384 USA up 2
jules44 UK held rank
LauraMcC UK up 3
Marsalinator USA held rank
martin_cube UK up 4
miffy42 UK up 1
nikers UK held rank
pamelab USA up 1
Quiz_Beagle UK up 1
suep USA up 4
timmacg USA up 5
tisonlyme321 UK up 2
yand UK up 2

So how's the new war shaping up after 1 days play? A bit early to have a peep? No way ... this is war ...
jules has sprinted off and taken an early lead on the Challenge but with a pack of 6 Americans snapping at her heels can she afford to have an off day? She must have nerves of galvanized steel ..
Rage is leading the Mogul. Wow! Brave little human .... purely for that reason, I love a fighter, I will cheer for you ... and have the bandages and splints ready for when you get trampled.
Martin cube is out front on the Titan ... go martin go ... Qmel's back. .. and never underestimate Johnny.
And the Survivor? There are new captives in the Pit! 9! 3 Americans and 6 Uk & Co sacrifices .. sorry I meant to say troopers. Good work my American buddies .. that's the way to do it. Push the enemy into the jaws of Piranha!
Right ... time for me to toddle off and beg a cornish pasty off martin cube and a mud pie from Qmel. Sounds suspicious to me. Are these edibles or a missiles my friends? And I don't just mean the mud pie ... I mean the rumour that you didn't originally eat the crusty pastry of the pasty .. you threw that away.
Enviromentally friendly grenades! How innovative!