Mops or Most Outstanding Player April 2011

Valid until June 1st 2011

Marsalinator USA up 22 Absolute Top Mop

trooper2196 UK up 15
MarchHare007 UK up 14
briarwoodrose UK up 10
LauraMcC UK up 10
onebraincellUK UK up 9
Tizzabelle UK up 7
markswood UK up 5
martin_cube UK up 4
suep USA up 4
shadow USA up 4
argentum USA up 4

Anton USA up 1
Billt2 USA held rank
blackprinceUK UK up 1
Clamking USA up 3
Deborah USA up 3
Dr_Gas UK up 3
flopsy UK up 3
gracie USA up 3
hammerdjh USA held rank
ILUVCURVES UK up 3
j2cp2 USA up 3
jacky UK held rank
jules44 UK held rank
n1kers UK up 2
Qmel USA up 2
Rage USA held rank
ryaman USA up 3
twosleepy USA held rank
WorldB USA up 1

Mops or Most Outstanding Player March 2011

Valid until May 1st 2011

Deborah USA up 17 Absolute Top Mop


Blackdresss USA up 13
onebraincellUK UK up 11
Billt2 USA up 11
jacky UK up 8
flopsy UK up 6
paper_aeroplane UK up 5
morelli UK up 4
twosleepy USA up 3
pamelab USA up 3
polaris UK up 3
astralspace USA up 3

Anton USA up 2
Carolinaboy54 USA held rank
Dr_Gas UK up 1
gracie USA held rank
hammerdjh USA held rank
joanne384 USA up 1
jules44 UK held rank
lg549 UK up 2
magijoh1 UK up 2
markswood UK up 1
miffy42 UK held rank
mike32768 USA up 2
pc377 UK up 1
Qmel USA up 1
Rage USA held rank
Schoonie101 USA up 1
timmacg USA up 2
tisonlyme321 UK up 2
trooper2196 UK up 2
yand UK held rank

Crowning Champs Day. Decembers Winners

It's 2011 and it's time to enthrone our new reigning champs.
And one of you fabulous troopers is so good they named you twice! Even thrice!
Same name engraved on three thrones. A national heroine ... a true Boudicea!
Challenge Champ & Mogul Maximus & Sole Survivor
Will jules44 of the UK army please come on up and claim all three of her thrones. She is becoming truly unbeatable. Despite a pack of hungry Americans led by Hammerdjh giving chase on the Challenge and the Mogul and Rage romping after on the Survivor .. no one could beat this little superhuman. Indeed this Penguin begins to doubt that anyone exists on the entire planet who is capable of ousting our wonderful jules44.
There I've said it ... I've thrown down the fishy gauntlet on jules behalf. This referee can talk tough!
There's been no ransom demand for mos623 or WorldB .. So? Were they kidnapped or have they fled the field of battle? Both of them are eligible to play the Titans now this month ... what a relief for the UK that they're both AWOL.
There's already an American sitting on the Titan throne ... or soon will be
Titanasaurus Rex ..... will ryaman please come on up! Take a bow ... rest them weary legs. Martin cube was the UK trooper in closest pursuit. Oh, by the way ... I love your nibbles on offer on the Mogul smorgasbord too. Cornish pasty ... very nice. But with a few Titans absent and now residing on the lofty ledges of windy Mt Olympus it promises to be an interesting month. Qmel is back .... does this mean a clash of the smorgasborders! Pistols and bun fights at dawn!

Now ... look .... see what I mean about all these gritty tough new Americans? Such intimidating warlike names too! Fear these for they are Great.

USA Invincibles
#1 hammerdjh
#2 Anton
#3 Rage
#4 Clamking
#5 Schoonie101
#6 timmacg
#7 mike32768
#8 ryaman ... has bungy jumped upto Mt Olympus
#9 j2cp2
#10 Deborah ... has jetpacked upto the lofty heights

But these are the top 10 Generals who led the winning army to victory in December. And I might mention here ... humbly (incase I'm wrong) ... but apart from jules I do believe the one player to have been a virtual permanent resident on the UK ledges is magijoh1. Whilst others might slither off the ledges and claw their way back with grampons and ropes ... I think magijoh deserves a round of applause.

UK & Co Invincibles
#1 jules44
#2 miffy42
#3 magijoh1
#4 morelli
#5 lg549
#6 paper aeroplane
#7 dippo
#8 markswood
#9 briarwoodrose
#10 Dr Gas ... new arrival on the legdes of Olympus

We have just swooned with fright at the thought of the Great Invincible Ones ... now wait for the palpitations as you scan the Most Outstanding Players. These are the ones to cheer as they hurdle the trenches sending clods of mud flying from their heels .... yes! They're my little proteges who have improved their ranking from Novembers war.

Mop ..... Most Outstanding Player .... Will onebraincellUK catch her breath and stagger up to collapse in her throne. A valiant effort from the UK mascot. I have heard a rumour that it's the new nibbles provided by martin cube ... some secret ingredient.

onebraincellUK UK up 17 ..... Absolute Top Mop

steve-e UK up 12
Schoonie101 USA up 10
shadow USA up 9
ryaman USA up 9
argentum USA up 9
donamaria USA up 7
Mikeangel USA up 6
magijoh1 UK up 6
Carolinaboy54 USA up 6

I say though there's a lot of upcoming talent in the American ranks. Well done to you guys.

Anton USA up 4
astralspace USA up 3
biggirl USA up 2
blackprinceUK UK up 4
Chip UK held rank
Clamking USA up 1
Deborah USA up 2
dippo UK held rank
Dr_Gas UK up 3
flopsy UK up 1
gracie USA up 2
hammerdjh USA up 1
j2cp2 USA up 4
jacky UK up 1
joanne384 USA up 2
jules44 UK held rank
LauraMcC UK up 3
Marsalinator USA held rank
martin_cube UK up 4
miffy42 UK up 1
nikers UK held rank
pamelab USA up 1
Quiz_Beagle UK up 1
suep USA up 4
timmacg USA up 5
tisonlyme321 UK up 2
yand UK up 2

So how's the new war shaping up after 1 days play? A bit early to have a peep? No way ... this is war ...
jules has sprinted off and taken an early lead on the Challenge but with a pack of 6 Americans snapping at her heels can she afford to have an off day? She must have nerves of galvanized steel ..
Rage is leading the Mogul. Wow! Brave little human .... purely for that reason, I love a fighter, I will cheer for you ... and have the bandages and splints ready for when you get trampled.
Martin cube is out front on the Titan ... go martin go ... Qmel's back. .. and never underestimate Johnny.
And the Survivor? There are new captives in the Pit! 9! 3 Americans and 6 Uk & Co sacrifices .. sorry I meant to say troopers. Good work my American buddies .. that's the way to do it. Push the enemy into the jaws of Piranha!
Right ... time for me to toddle off and beg a cornish pasty off martin cube and a mud pie from Qmel. Sounds suspicious to me. Are these edibles or a missiles my friends? And I don't just mean the mud pie ... I mean the rumour that you didn't originally eat the crusty pastry of the pasty .. you threw that away.
Enviromentally friendly grenades! How innovative!

Results from HQ for December 2010


Happy New Year!
May 2011 give you everything you need ... and for fun ... a hefty dose of whatever it is you want. Be happy and healthy my human friends.
But now ... down to business.
Novembers war ... last year ... our American buddies won by a measly 0.5%.
I shook my kipper bones ... I made a prophecy proclaiming a UK victory.
Was I right?
Read on ... and I hope the head doesn't hurt too much after the celebrations.
The Challenge
The USA fielded 30 troopers, snatched 8473 points = 50.8%
The UK & Co fielded 31 troopers, grabbed 8193 points = 49.2%
Wow that was close!
The USA army win the December Challenge by 1.6% .... last month the UK & Co won by 1.4%
First blood to the Americans! An early lead and only by a Penguins whisker. And does anyone know where mos623 has gone? And WorldB? Two great American Generals. Kidnapped? POW's.
The Titan
The USA fielded 9 fantastic fighters, snatched 7605 points = 58.3%
The UK & Co fielded a larger army, 15 troopers who bagged 5443 points = 41.7%.
Oh dear.
Pengy has to pause here to praise the feisty American army. With death defying determination they totally wiped the woad wearers. Yes they did, and in my humble opinion should be National Heroes for a day.
Someone whisper their names to that chappy at Pennslyvania Avenue ... ryaman ... Deborah ... Marsalinator ... Johnny ... twosleepy ... Carolinaboy54 ... BrerSchultzy ... Blackdresss and LizHill.
Pengy is cheering you ... and thinking you're becoming as Fearsome as the fearsome Invincibles!
UK what're you going to do? Tie their legs together with velcro? Pelt them with old mouldy scraps from Qmel's smorgasbord. Argh ... I take that back! Qmel is eligible to play this month. The rest of you have been warned. She can be ferocious you know.
Still ... I digress ... as usual I got carried away.
Oops almost forgot ... The USA army win Decembers Titan battle by 16.6%
In November they won by .. just a nanosecond whilst I rifle HQ ... ah, by 26%
That should make you feel better UK .... but maybe not alot.
On the larger scheme of things , the deadly monthly war ... this means the USA have stretched out a whopping lead!
The Mogul ... where the lithest limboers and the wiliest wrigglers under that guillotine nab most points for their country.
The USA won 2690 points = 37.7%
You thought that was a typo didn't you? Well it wasn't. Sit up straighter UK. Remember .. you are the best Mogullers! Always have been. It's true. Pengy says so .. and so do all the HQ stats.
The UK & Co won 4440 points = 62.3%
The UK & Co win the December Mogul battle by 24.6%
Need I say more... well, yes I could. For a start they won Novembers by 18.8%
But ... more interestingly ... hmm ... this could make it a close run thing for Decembers overall winner.
Has the UK's fantastic mogulling been enough to claw back the lead gained by Americans fantastic Titans?
This is all going to hinge on the final battle .... the Survivor
The Survivor
The USA snatched 3800 bonus points before been devoured in the Pit. = 45.3%
The UK & Co nabbed 4595 bonus points before been nibbled by Piranha = 54.7%
The UK & Co win the December Survivor by 9.4% .... November they won by 3.8%
Less chat ... and more abacus rattling! I'm rattling .... I'm rattling!
We all want to know who managed to win the December war!
Overall, including all the 4 battles ... the final result is ...
is ....
I'm sorry .. I'm just feeling a little wicked here
The USA = 48%
The UK & Co = 52%
The UK & Co win Decembers war by 2%
Just a minute .... there you go ...
My prophecy was right!
The Uk's first win since July 2010! The Americans have met their match! More! They have been beaten! Even now I can see American scalps nailed to the flagpoles .. battle trophies. .. and yes, this Pengy is shameleslly inciting retaliation ... patriotism is good!
But ... whatever happened to mos623 and WorldB?
Footnote added by Pengy ... the dozy referee.
The UK & Co won by 4% ....
Give dippo a treat from martin cube's smorgasbord treats for spotting the error

New Invincibles for January 2011

Valid until February 1st 2011

USA Invincibles
#1 hammerdjh
#2 Anton
#3 Rage
#4 Clamking
#5 Schoonie101
#6 timmacg
#7 mike32768
#8 ryaman ... has bungy jumped upto Mt Olympus
#9 j2cp2

#10 Deborah ... has jetpacked upto the lofty heights

UK & Co Invincibles
#1 jules44
#2 miffy42
#3 magijoh1
#4 morelli
#5 lg549
#6 paper aeroplane
#7 dippo
#8 markswood
#9 briarwoodrose
#10 Dr Gas ... new arrival on the legdes of Olympus

Please remember Invincibles can NOT play the Titan quiz in January.
But ...
Demoted (Branded) Invincibles CAN!
mos623 ... Qmel and helmar .... you are now eligible to storm over to the Titan battlefield and create havoc.