Valid until April 1st 2011
mos623 USA up 23 Absolute Top Mop
flopsy UK up 21
Ryaman#6 USA up 11
Schoonie101#10 USA up 11
shadow USA up 7
yand UK up 7
helmar UK up 5
LauraMcC UK up 5
MarchHare007 UK up 4
pamelab USA up 4
poppop4 USA up 4
trooper2196 UK up 4
blackprinceUK UK up 3
Clamking#3 USA up 1
Dippo#7 UK up 2
Hammerdjh#1 USA held rank
jacky UK held rank
jbooker8 USA up 3
joanne384 USA up 3
jules44#1 UK held rank
Markswood#6 UK up 2
martin_cube#9 UK up 1
pc377 UK held rank
Quiz_Beagle#10 UK held rank
Rage#2 USA up 1
Timmacg#8 USA up 2
Mops or Most Outstanding Player January 2011
Valid until March 2011
LanaDale USA up 23 Absolute Top Mop
argentum USA up 16
BrerSchultzy USA up 11
MarchHare007 UK up 11
Blackdresss USA up 9
Quiz_Beagle UK up 8
j2cp2 USA up 7
steve-e UK up 5
Shadow USA up 5
polaris UK up 5
briarwoodrose UK up 4
Clamking USA held rank
Deborah USA up 4
Hammerdjh USA held rank
helmar UK up 3
joanne384 USA held rank
jules44 UK held rank
lg549 UK up 1
magijoh1 UK held rank
markswood UK up 1
martin_cube UK up 3
miffy42 UK held rank
mike32768 USA held rank
morelli UK up 3
pamelab USA held rank
paper_aeroplane UK up 3
pc377 UK held rank
Qmel USA up 2
Rage USA up 1
suep USA up 2
tisonlyme321 UK up 3
twosleepy USA up 1
witchdog UK up 2
LanaDale USA up 23 Absolute Top Mop
argentum USA up 16
BrerSchultzy USA up 11
MarchHare007 UK up 11
Blackdresss USA up 9
Quiz_Beagle UK up 8
j2cp2 USA up 7
steve-e UK up 5
Shadow USA up 5
polaris UK up 5
briarwoodrose UK up 4
Clamking USA held rank
Deborah USA up 4
Hammerdjh USA held rank
helmar UK up 3
joanne384 USA held rank
jules44 UK held rank
lg549 UK up 1
magijoh1 UK held rank
markswood UK up 1
martin_cube UK up 3
miffy42 UK held rank
mike32768 USA held rank
morelli UK up 3
pamelab USA held rank
paper_aeroplane UK up 3
pc377 UK held rank
Qmel USA up 2
Rage USA up 1
suep USA up 2
tisonlyme321 UK up 3
twosleepy USA up 1
witchdog UK up 2
Crowning Champs Day
It's Crowning Champs day again ... and the thrones are shrinking .... not in size in number!
One incredible player stole ownership of three thrones. Yes, three!
So I have NOT plugged it in. These are hi-tech thrones brimming with features to pamper a champs weary aching muscles. But.. in all honesty I fear to set it to a gently vibrating massage or to warm mode. Why? It's simple. jules44 has no need of these enchancements ... indeed I fear a case of spontaneous human combustion!
So I settled for safely just dusting it down and thumping the upholstery.
Please ... fabulous Jules44 will you come on up and claim your Triple throne as I recite ...
Challenge Champ
Mogul Maximus
Sole Survivor .... we all stand in dreadful awe of you!
Oh... and the control on the right arm is the brake! You have no need of an accelerator.
So who put up the stiffest resistance in the opposing army?
Our top USA challenge player was mos623#1, now back ranked as the USA's top General... and that in itself is a battle amongst the american ranks. You know Pengy is becoming a big fan of Rage#2 ... hammerdjh#3 and Clamking#4. Infact ... 7 out of the top 10 challenge finishers were those daring rebels across the Atlantic.
Top American Mogul was Rage ... and top American Survivor was Rage too. Hmm .. sounds like a movie sequel. I wonder ... one day ... will Rage ever stop jules in her tracks and pummel her flat?
Titanasaurus Rex ....
I have rolled up the blue carpet and shaken out the red .... she's walked it before and she's walked it again! Will our wonderful Deborah come and claim her crown!
Whew ... a round of applause for Deborah here and clap until your little human hands get sore for without her it would have been a Uk & Co champs bonanza. She is so good ... and a terrific little fighter.
Top UK trooper? Well it was dippo ... who's now attained Invincible status ... and denied the chance to snap at her heels this month. I have my beady eyes on timmacg though and I'm expecting great things .. a ferocious battle .. and have stocked up on splints and bandages!
Now these are the Fearsome Ones to set your sniper sights on .. or just dive into a trench for cover when you see them coming! Either tactic will do, just don't caught in their way when you hear them running up behind. They take no prisoners .... they show no mercy .. and they are the best each army has to lead the charge.
The USA Invincibles
Fear them for they are great!
#1 mos623
#2 Rage
#3 hammerdjh
#4 Clamking
#5 WorldB
#6 Anton
#7 mike32768
#8 j2cp2
#9 Schoonie101
#10 ryaman
Uk & Co Invincibles
Fear them for they are great
#1 jules44
#2 miffy42
#3 morelli
#4 paper aeroplane
#5 dippo
#6 briarwoodrose
#7 lg549
#8 magijoh1
#9 markswood
#10 martin cube
And last but not least in importance ... quite the reverse. My little proteges ... the ones I watch with a benign, fond eye. .. and so does Piranha too if they chance playing the survivor aswell but we don't want to dwell on that gory subject.
Most Outstanding Player .... aka MOP
Will paper aeroplane come on up and claim his throne. I'm shaking out another Union Jack to run up the final flagpole on this blog page. And isn't it a lovely sight! Don't be disheartened that you lost Octobers war my woad wearer friends. You are tough and resilient and stubborn ... ask the Romans! You were too much for them and in the end they left.
Congratulations to our new MOPS ....
paper_aeroplane#4 UK up 35 ... Absolute TOP MOP
And the other brave spirited heroes and heroines who broke the pain barrier and improved their rankings of last month.
Dippo#5 UK up 16
BrerSchultzy USA up 15
Blackdresss USA up 12
lg549#7 UK up 9
Pamelab USA up 8
j2cp2#8 USA up 7
Strnog1 USA up 6
Morelli#3 UK up 5
jacky UK up 5
onebraincellUK UK up 5
Anton USA held rank
astralspace USA held rank
helmar UK held rank
jules44 UK held rank
miffy42 UK up 1
mos623 USA up 3
ryaman USA up 4
sweetpea7144 USA held rank
twosleepy USA held rank
WorldB USA up 2
yand UK up 3
And now?
The pomp and ceremony is over and I'm nibbling at a kipper bone as I peek at the four battles. Time for me to jog over and whip any deserters back onto the field.
One incredible player stole ownership of three thrones. Yes, three!
So I have NOT plugged it in. These are hi-tech thrones brimming with features to pamper a champs weary aching muscles. But.. in all honesty I fear to set it to a gently vibrating massage or to warm mode. Why? It's simple. jules44 has no need of these enchancements ... indeed I fear a case of spontaneous human combustion!
So I settled for safely just dusting it down and thumping the upholstery.
Please ... fabulous Jules44 will you come on up and claim your Triple throne as I recite ...
Challenge Champ
Mogul Maximus
Sole Survivor .... we all stand in dreadful awe of you!
Oh... and the control on the right arm is the brake! You have no need of an accelerator.So who put up the stiffest resistance in the opposing army?
Our top USA challenge player was mos623#1, now back ranked as the USA's top General... and that in itself is a battle amongst the american ranks. You know Pengy is becoming a big fan of Rage#2 ... hammerdjh#3 and Clamking#4. Infact ... 7 out of the top 10 challenge finishers were those daring rebels across the Atlantic.
Top American Mogul was Rage ... and top American Survivor was Rage too. Hmm .. sounds like a movie sequel. I wonder ... one day ... will Rage ever stop jules in her tracks and pummel her flat?
Titanasaurus Rex ....I have rolled up the blue carpet and shaken out the red .... she's walked it before and she's walked it again! Will our wonderful Deborah come and claim her crown!
Whew ... a round of applause for Deborah here and clap until your little human hands get sore for without her it would have been a Uk & Co champs bonanza. She is so good ... and a terrific little fighter.
Top UK trooper? Well it was dippo ... who's now attained Invincible status ... and denied the chance to snap at her heels this month. I have my beady eyes on timmacg though and I'm expecting great things .. a ferocious battle .. and have stocked up on splints and bandages!
Now these are the Fearsome Ones to set your sniper sights on .. or just dive into a trench for cover when you see them coming! Either tactic will do, just don't caught in their way when you hear them running up behind. They take no prisoners .... they show no mercy .. and they are the best each army has to lead the charge.
The USA Invincibles
Fear them for they are great!
#1 mos623
#2 Rage
#3 hammerdjh
#4 Clamking
#5 WorldB
#6 Anton
#7 mike32768
#8 j2cp2
#9 Schoonie101
#10 ryaman
Uk & Co Invincibles
Fear them for they are great
#1 jules44
#2 miffy42
#3 morelli
#4 paper aeroplane
#5 dippo
#6 briarwoodrose
#7 lg549
#8 magijoh1
#9 markswood
#10 martin cube
And last but not least in importance ... quite the reverse. My little proteges ... the ones I watch with a benign, fond eye. .. and so does Piranha too if they chance playing the survivor aswell but we don't want to dwell on that gory subject.
Most Outstanding Player .... aka MOPWill paper aeroplane come on up and claim his throne. I'm shaking out another Union Jack to run up the final flagpole on this blog page. And isn't it a lovely sight! Don't be disheartened that you lost Octobers war my woad wearer friends. You are tough and resilient and stubborn ... ask the Romans! You were too much for them and in the end they left.
Congratulations to our new MOPS ....
paper_aeroplane#4 UK up 35 ... Absolute TOP MOP
And the other brave spirited heroes and heroines who broke the pain barrier and improved their rankings of last month.
Dippo#5 UK up 16
BrerSchultzy USA up 15
Blackdresss USA up 12
lg549#7 UK up 9
Pamelab USA up 8
j2cp2#8 USA up 7
Strnog1 USA up 6
Morelli#3 UK up 5
jacky UK up 5
onebraincellUK UK up 5
Anton USA held rank
astralspace USA held rank
helmar UK held rank
jules44 UK held rank
miffy42 UK up 1
mos623 USA up 3
ryaman USA up 4
sweetpea7144 USA held rank
twosleepy USA held rank
WorldB USA up 2
yand UK up 3
And now?
The pomp and ceremony is over and I'm nibbling at a kipper bone as I peek at the four battles. Time for me to jog over and whip any deserters back onto the field.
Results from HQ for October 2010
Will the fabulous USA army win again?
Will the UK & Co army avert national humiliation?
Does Pengy need the safety of the bomb pod ... , that rocket looking gizmo thing there.
Yes! It's ready with door open for the mad dash.
HQ stats
The Challenge
USA fielded 33 troopers and a team average of 8414 pts = 51.5%
UK & Co fielded 29 troopers and nabbed a team average of 7929 pts = 48.5%
The USA bionic battlers won the October Challenge by 3%
Don't despair Uk & Co ... you put up terrific resistance, you are destined for Greatness too, one day ... last month you were thrashed by 11.4%.
Alas .. you still lost this battle. Never before have the USA fielded such a bonecrushing army.
The Titans
USA fielded 10 fab sprinters , nabbed a team average of 7312 pts = 59.2%
UK & Co fielded 17 brave fighters who don't know the meaning of the word surrender and snatched a team average of 5025 pts = 40.8%
USA won the October Titan by a staggering 18.4% ... last month it was 25%
Ah .. I can see shellshocked UK troops staggering in the trenches .. numbed ... battered.. bruised... but never cowed into submission.
What will it take to contain this USA army!
The Moguls
USA wriggled under the 60 second guillotine and grabbed 3720 points = 47.6%
UK & Co slithered nimbly under the chopper with 4090 pts = 52.4%
Yes! Victory for the UK & Co!
UK & Co win the October Mogul by 4.8% ... last month they won by 8.6.
I spy a pattern forming here. It's an inconsistent pattern so there's an outside chance this simpleminded pengy could be wrong. It's not unknown. Could it be the UK's last bastion against the USA horde is soon destined to be in peril? Their usual Mogul lead was whittled away... and I swear there are less American scalps nailed to the totem poles by the guillotine. Woad wearers ... this is serious!
I am peeking at the final battle stats through the gaps in my flippers.
The Survivor
USA are starting to get oh so good at climbing out of the deadly Pit. Piranha's diet is mainly UK food did you know? Less beefburgers from that well known fast food chain ... ah, that's it! Americans are fast food and managing to out run Piranha!
USA snatched 5025 pts before becoming tasty snacks = 53.9%
UK & Co grabbed 4300 pts before becoming mincemeat = 46.1%
USA win the October Survivor battle by 7.8%
I joyfully rattle and shake my abacus and over the four battles that make this perpetual nailbiting war .... we have
The USA win the October war with 53% of the pumpkin pie!
Whilst the Uk & Co limp home with 47%
This is a 6% win! Last month it was 9%
Hah .. at this rate ... I feel a pengy prediction coming , wait for it .... ... in 2 months time we will have a draw!
Come on UK & Co ... pengy loves an underdog and always supports them ..... well, what else did you expect from a committed pacifist?

Will the UK & Co army avert national humiliation?
Does Pengy need the safety of the bomb pod ... , that rocket looking gizmo thing there.
Yes! It's ready with door open for the mad dash.
HQ stats
The Challenge
USA fielded 33 troopers and a team average of 8414 pts = 51.5%
UK & Co fielded 29 troopers and nabbed a team average of 7929 pts = 48.5%
The USA bionic battlers won the October Challenge by 3%
Don't despair Uk & Co ... you put up terrific resistance, you are destined for Greatness too, one day ... last month you were thrashed by 11.4%.
Alas .. you still lost this battle. Never before have the USA fielded such a bonecrushing army.
The Titans
USA fielded 10 fab sprinters , nabbed a team average of 7312 pts = 59.2%
UK & Co fielded 17 brave fighters who don't know the meaning of the word surrender and snatched a team average of 5025 pts = 40.8%
USA won the October Titan by a staggering 18.4% ... last month it was 25%
Ah .. I can see shellshocked UK troops staggering in the trenches .. numbed ... battered.. bruised... but never cowed into submission.
What will it take to contain this USA army!
The Moguls
USA wriggled under the 60 second guillotine and grabbed 3720 points = 47.6%
UK & Co slithered nimbly under the chopper with 4090 pts = 52.4%
Yes! Victory for the UK & Co!
UK & Co win the October Mogul by 4.8% ... last month they won by 8.6.
I spy a pattern forming here. It's an inconsistent pattern so there's an outside chance this simpleminded pengy could be wrong. It's not unknown. Could it be the UK's last bastion against the USA horde is soon destined to be in peril? Their usual Mogul lead was whittled away... and I swear there are less American scalps nailed to the totem poles by the guillotine. Woad wearers ... this is serious!
I am peeking at the final battle stats through the gaps in my flippers.
The Survivor
USA are starting to get oh so good at climbing out of the deadly Pit. Piranha's diet is mainly UK food did you know? Less beefburgers from that well known fast food chain ... ah, that's it! Americans are fast food and managing to out run Piranha!
USA snatched 5025 pts before becoming tasty snacks = 53.9%
UK & Co grabbed 4300 pts before becoming mincemeat = 46.1%
USA win the October Survivor battle by 7.8%
I joyfully rattle and shake my abacus and over the four battles that make this perpetual nailbiting war .... we have
The USA win the October war with 53% of the pumpkin pie!
Whilst the Uk & Co limp home with 47%
This is a 6% win! Last month it was 9%
Hah .. at this rate ... I feel a pengy prediction coming , wait for it .... ... in 2 months time we will have a draw!
Come on UK & Co ... pengy loves an underdog and always supports them ..... well, what else did you expect from a committed pacifist?
New Invincibles for November 2010
Valid until December 1st 2010
USA Invincibles
#1 mos623
#2 Rage
#3 hammerdjh
#4 Clamking
#5 WorldB
#6 Anton
#7 mike32768
#8 j2cp2 .... New Arrival bungey jumped upto Mt Olympus
#9 Schoonie101
UK & Co Invincibles
#1 jules44
#2 miffy42
#3 morelli
#4 paper aeroplane ... New Arrival flew upto the eyrie.
#5 dippo ... New Arrival climbed to Olympian fame
#6 briarwoodrose
#7 lg549 ... New Arrival takes up residence with the Greatest
#8 magijoh1
#9 markswood
#10 martin cube
Please remember as fearsome Invincibles you are NOT eligible to play the Titan quiz in November.
BUT all Demoted (Branded Invincibles) who now CAN play are ...
USA ... Qmel & Marsalinator.
UK & Co ... Dr Gas & flopsy & Quiz Beagle.
Get over there you wonderfully clever humans and join in the fray
USA Invincibles
#1 mos623
#2 Rage
#3 hammerdjh
#4 Clamking
#5 WorldB
#6 Anton
#7 mike32768
#8 j2cp2 .... New Arrival bungey jumped upto Mt Olympus
#9 Schoonie101
#10 ryaman ... New Arrival scaled upto the lofty ledges
UK & Co Invincibles
#1 jules44
#2 miffy42
#3 morelli
#4 paper aeroplane ... New Arrival flew upto the eyrie.
#5 dippo ... New Arrival climbed to Olympian fame
#6 briarwoodrose
#7 lg549 ... New Arrival takes up residence with the Greatest
#8 magijoh1
#9 markswood
#10 martin cube
Please remember as fearsome Invincibles you are NOT eligible to play the Titan quiz in November.
BUT all Demoted (Branded Invincibles) who now CAN play are ...
USA ... Qmel & Marsalinator.
UK & Co ... Dr Gas & flopsy & Quiz Beagle.
Get over there you wonderfully clever humans and join in the fray
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
