Mops or Most Outstanding Player November 2010

Valid until January 1st 2011

Timmacg#7 USA up 42 ... Absolute Top Mop

moomin UK up 32
Carolinaboy54 USA up 14
Markswood#6 UK up 9
paper_aeroplane#3 UK up 8
Qmel#8 USA up 8
Chip UK up 7
lg549#5 UK up 7
Helmar#10 UK up 6
magijoh1#7 UK up 5
LauraMcC UK up 5
pc377 UK up 5
argentum USA up 5

Anton USA up 1
blackprinceUK UK up 1
Clamking USA held rank
Dr_Gas UK up 1
gracie USA up 1
hammerdjh USA up 2
joanne384 USA up 4
jules44 UK held rank
LanaDale USA up 4
MarchHare007 UK up 1
pamelab USA up 2
Quiz_Beagle UK up 2
Rage USA up 2
steve-e UK up 4
suep USA up 1
twosleepy USA held rank
Wetherby_Pond UK up 3
yand UK up 1

Mops or Most Outstanding Player October 2010

Valid until December 2011


paper_aeroplane#4 UK up 35 ... Absolute TOP MOP

And the other brave spirited heroes and heroines who broke the pain barrier and improved their rankings of last month.
Dippo#5 UK up 16
BrerSchultzy USA up 15
Blackdresss USA up 12
lg549#7 UK up 9
Pamelab USA up 8
j2cp2#8 USA up 7
Strnog1 USA up 6
Morelli#3 UK up 5
jacky UK up 5
onebraincellUK UK up 5

Anton USA held rank
astralspace USA held rank
helmar UK held rank
jules44 UK held rank
miffy42 UK up 1
mos623 USA up 3
ryaman USA up 4
sweetpea7144 USA held rank
twosleepy USA held rank
WorldB USA up 2
yand UK up 3

Crowning Champs Day

The USA won the August war ... and I'm still cheering for them ... no favouritism intended from this impartial Pengy referee ...
Qmel must surely have been slipping some hydraulic fluid into the smorgasbord nibbles!
But something tells me the Uk & Co will come storming back so I'm cheering for them too and jumping up and down in my smart tuxedo!

We also have a new whole host of champs to crown and swear fealty too.
Challenge Champ .... will mos623 come on up and claim his throne! He led the American army to victory on the Challenge battlefield. Come and enjoy a ribcrushing hug from moi ... Pengy! I make no excuses ... I like him! And miffy42 was the top UK player but alas, could not halt the lethal onslaught.
The red tide is already on it's way this month too! Yesterdays top five places were nabbed by my american buddies .. and there's only one UK & Co trooper managed to wriggle into the top 8 on the leaderboard! Is this the shape of things to come! It makes frightening reading if you're a woad wearer!
Mogul Maximus ... will spiffy miffy come on up and jump onto his throne! And he's topranked trooper for the UK too! Well done my UK friends ... the USA were annihilated ... truly decapitated as they wriggled under that guillotine. Bow to your masters USA ... you might have won the war but this is the battle you might never ever win! Top USA player was mos623 .. what a busy little devil he must have been hurdling the trenches. Candidate for a National Hero? Why not.
Shall I divulge who has already taken the lead? Isn't it a bit wicked? Who cares! It's the UK (again) .. and they've notched up a 60 scalp lead!
Titanasaurus Rex ... congratulations to Clamking! I knew this new recruit would be famous before too long! Join the ranks of the legendary greatest and come on up and claim your throne. It's a sad fact of life.. well it's in the rules of engagment actually ... that Invincibles can not play this battle. Ergo ... you will be unable to defend your throne! This is great, sad news to a pacificist pengy who loves to incite wars!
Will it be the turn of top UK player Doc? Will he be able to scupper Qmel's bid for domination? Hmm ... I've just leant over the parapet, binoculars glued to my fishy eye ... and ryaman has arrived. Someone's told him he can run amok there this month haven't they? With 2 days play down can he catch and conquer the curent pack in the lead? This is ryaman we are talking about .. so I say .... yes!
Best of luck UK & Co ... even with the big names of Clamking, Anton and Schoonie101 bared from the good fight I suspect you will need it.
Sole Survivor .... everyone cheer for Schoonie101, newish to the art of cross-Atlantic warfare but peforming like a war vet. Come claim your throne .. wear your crown with panache and pride!
Also an ex-Top Mop ... and the most chased player on the Titan. Chased by me with my tickling kipper ..... not the opposing army, I might add.
And a big well done to dippo for been the top UK & Co trooper to elude Piranha's mandibles.
I had my eye on you, you know, with hopeful baited breath ... but it was not to be.

The final throne is plugged in and warming up .. and starting to gently vibrate in massage mode so whilst we wait I shall crane my neck up to the lofty heights of Olympus and blink wonderingly at the ledges where our Most Fearsome live ...
No one will be accused of cowardice for trembling in their boots when they hear the tread of their feet coming up behind ..... Fear them for they are great!
The USA Invincibles
#1 mos623 ... Challenge Champ
#2 hammerdjh
#3 Rage
#4 Anton
#5 Clamking .. Titanasaurus Rex
#6 mike32768
#7 WorldB
#8 Schoonie101 ... Sole Survivor
#9 j2cp2
#10 Deborah

The UK & C0 Invincibles
Fear them too for they are equally as great
#1 miffy42 ... Mogul Maximus
#2 jules44
#3 morelli
#4 paper aeroplane
#5 magijoh1
#6 briarwoodrose
#7 lg549
#8 martin cube
#9 moomin
#10 markswood

And now onto my favourite part .... our new Most Outstanding Player from July.
That's the player who managed to climb most ranks in that ego bruising, joyously belittling and mad fun quiz known as the Challenge.
I clap my flippers ... and I give you!
Our new Top Mop ... will Anton, please come on up and jump onto your throne.
Our highest climber. Just pipped cubswin2323 and I have to say ... rather a lot of Americans did their country proud and went through the pain barrier.

Anton#4 USA up 26 ... Absolute Top Mop
cubswin2323 USA up 22
Marsalinator USA up 18
Blackdresss USA up 18
Yand UK up 16
Clamking#5 USA up 15
Hammerdjh#2 USA up 10
Moomin#9 UK up 9
Flopsy UK up 7
magijoh1#5 UK up 4
pc377 UK up 4

Astralspace USA held rank
blackprinceUK UK held rank
Briarwoodrose#6 UK held rank
Deborah#10 USA held rank
donamaria USA up 2
Dr_Gas UK up 1
helmar UK up 2
jacky UK up 3
LanaDale USA up 3
martin_cube#8 UK up 2
miffy42#1 UK held rank
mike32768#6 USA up 3
mos623#1 USA up 2
Nikers UK held rank
pamelab USA up 1
Paper_aeroplane UK up 2
Qmel USA up 1
suep USA up13
tisonlyme321 UK held rank

And me ... I claim top bandage and splint fixer crown!
Never before was the fight so well fought ...
I loved every minute of it and I hope you did too because it's patriotic troopers who make armies.
And without you .. what would this educated domesticated Pengy do?

Results from HQ for August 2010

The UK & Co won Mays war.
The UK & Co won Junes war.
And ... dare I say it .... the UK & Co also won Julys war.

But the American army enlisted new troopers and as I sat on the side of the battle lines I thought to myself... hmmmm , they're good.
And now I have the latest stats gripped in my flipper.

Here goes my friends ... Augusts results!

The Challenge
USA fielded 27 troopers and nabbed 8178 points = 54.5%
The Uk & Co fielded 30 troopers, nabbed 7599 points = 45.5%
YES! The USA won Augusts Challenge by 9%.
Did you miss that?
YES! the USA won Augusts Challenge by 9%
So good I said it twice!
I knew they would do it! One day .. and that day has come.

The Titans
I was out with my kipper bones, capturing and tickling rogue Invincibles. I got to tickle 3 into submission .... Schoonie101 ... hammerdjh and paper aeroplane. Their scores have been deducted ... but what cunning tactics. Of course, they never work ... this Pengy has beady eyes sharper than a needle.
USA fielded 11 magnificent troopers, won 2485 points = 57.8%
That was not a typo.
UK & Co fielded 15 fabulous defenders, won 2478 points = 42.2%
A mere 7 points .. or grenades ... or spoils of war but this is a team battle remember ... the smaller army won and with panache and savoir faire and all those other great sounding martial traits!
The USA army won Augusts Titan by a huge 15.6%
Oh good .. this really sets the stage for a titanic struggle on the two remaining battles.

The Mogul
USA wriggled under the 60 second guillotine and won 2940 bonus goodies = 42%
UK & Co limboed better and grabbed a whopping 4070 bonus goodies to stash in their arsenal = 58%
Well that's silenced me!
A collective sigh just blasted across the Atlantic. The woadwearers are not done for!
Oops.. almost forgot
The UK & Co won the August Mogul by 16%.
It's my American friends Achilles Heel. This is going to be close now .... the final battle that help maketh the war is going to be the decider! My nerves were shot as I rattled my abacus in dreadful suspense.

The Survivor ... isn't it exciting!
USA snatched 3960 points before Piranha raided the Pit and munched them = 49%
UK & Co snatched 4120 points before becoming hors d'ouvres = 51%
UK & Co snatch victory on Augusts Survivor by 2%

What does this mean?
At this point in my calculations I needed a break. A cup of coffee with a shot of brandy ... siphoned through a straw ... my flippers are useless grippers when shaking with excitment.

Overall ... averaging all 4 battles ...
USA = 50.8%
UK & Co = 49.2%
The USA have won the August war by 1.6%

So what are you going to do about that my UK & Co friends!

New Invincibles for September 2010

Valid until October 1st 2010

Fear them for they are great!

The USA Invincibles
#1 mos623
#2 hammerdjh
#3 Rage
#4 Anton ... a new resident on Mount Olympus
#5 Clamking .. And another new resident scales the lofty heights
#6 mike32768
#7 WorldB
#8 Schoonie101
#9 j2cp2
#10 Deborah

The UK & Co Invincibles
#1 miffy
#2 jules44
#3 morelli
#4 paper aeroplane
#5 magijoh1
#6 briarwoodrose
#7 lg549
#8 martin cube
#9 moomin .. a new resident on Mount Olympus
#10 markswood

Please remember as Invincibles you are NOT eligible to play the Titan quiz.
But ... also please remember that demoted (branded) Invincibles can!
Newly demoted Invincibles are ..
timmacg USA
ryaman USA
dippo UK
Troopers ... hotfoot it over to the Titans and go fight for the Crown!
Good luck from Pengy!