MOPS or Most Outstanding Players November 2009

Valid until 1st January 2010


Top 10 Mops
1. morelli UK up 42 Absaloute Top Mop
2. Eebs USA up 30
3. timmacg USA up 30
4. moomin UK up 29
5. argentum USA up 9
6. j2cp2 USA up 7
7. steve-e UK up 7
8. LanaDale USA up 7
9. quasar USA up 6
10. ryaman USA up 5
10. RosaRita USA up 5

Chip UK up 1
donamaria USA up 1
helmar UK up 2
jules44 UK up 1
kaykay USA held rank
klahrace USA up 1
LauraMcC UK held rank
magijoh1 UK up 1
miffy42 UK up 1
mike32768 USA held rank
Mikeangel USA held rank
onebraincellUK UK up 1
paper_aeroplane UK up 2
polaris UK up 4
Quiz_Beagle UK held rank
trooper2196 UK up 1
WorldB USA up 2

Apres le (or la?) premier piranha

A little bit of French there, did you notice?

Last One Standing:
Well, the Roast Beef of Olde England is certainly to the Piranha's taste! ;-( Eight UK and Commonwealth players vanished into that greedy little maw, with only a brace of US. So, farewell for this month to trooper2196, polaris, jacky, blackprince (tut, tut - blue-blooded royalty too - that piranha probably is French...a friend of mine went to Paris and they treated him like royalty - they guillotined him...), skipperdeedoo, Lacey (always sad to see a Lacey go...), LauraMcC, martin_cube, Alien8 and milamtexan.

Titans:
Welcome back to the UK & Co.'s Mascot OneBrainCell!
The Titan leader is of No Importance, followed by timmacg, morelli, Doc, James_Deniston_Russell (is a welcome in order here? I'm sure it's the first time that I've typed your name - and it's not your fault that every time I see it I start reciting 'James, James, Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree ...'), briarwoodrose, klahrace, MarchHare007, jacky and flicker123.

Moguls:
miffy42 tops the lot, with (I think...No Answers wrong!), followed by jules44 and lg549, the first US player arrives in the person of mos23, briarwoodrose, magijoh1 (how e.e. cummings would have loved you all!), Qmel, Deborah, morelli and mike32768.

UK & Commonwealth vs US Challenge:
jules, miffy, WorldB, ryaman, mos, strnog, Deborah, j2cp2, mike and markswood are those we all gaxe at in awe! Hmm, I know that I'm supposed to be colourblind, being a Beagle and all, but that looks suspiciously Red to me - to arms UK and Co!

Awards for October:
Qmel, US chef extraordinaire, has been making sure of a fine supply of dairy products by picking up 4 of their Very Own Cows, and 3 sets of Free Milk Every Morning, plus a Money Tree and a Red Truck (to pick up produce, no doubt). Stuhern has acquired A Personal UFO (surely that should be an IFO, or does Stu go out every morning and think "What's that?") and miffy now has their own Personal Aircraft carrier (I say miffy, old bean, I don't think we're allowed to use gunboat diplomacy against the colonials any more...what's that? You just bought it for the sailors? Jolly good idea!)

Crowning Champs Day

Our fabulous 5 thrones .....for our fabulous 5 October champs!

The Uk & Co won the October War but who were the individual human dynamoes who snatched personal glory and led their armies rampaging across the battlefields?
Clue: The letter M is going to figure prominently ...
Will the first M come on up and claim his crown!
Challenge Champ ...it's mos623! For the USA! He grabbed the throne in august too .... the only American to have ever parked his bum there.
Can I steal a hug mos? Can I? I haven't had fish for dinner today.... I abstained ... promise...take no notice of the rumours that I have halibut breath.
Mogul Maximus .... Ah ... another M. It's my spiffy miffy42 ... UK hero . Miffy42 don't be bashful ... brace yourself for a hug and come and claim your throne. It's been a while since you sat on one and had to endure a pengy hug. But remember ... No pain, no gain!
Titanasaurus Rex .... Come on up StuHern ....you've been on this throne before and what's more, you've joined the elite company of poolospher who was, up until now the only troooper to have won this crown twice! Only you two can claim to have done that. Gee ... this pengy is hanging mouth open with admiration. I'm sorry ... was that a whiff of halibut made you wrinkle your nose?
Sole Survivor ... Last month piranha made a vow to capture an elusive multi-champ, and whoopee he did'nt get away. Except yet another M ... avoided the Danger Zone ... everyone cheer .... and mike32768 will you come on up and take your place as Sole Survivor of the toughest battlefield of them all!
I've donated a crate of shandy each for you all to carry back to Olympus. Four champs, all of them Invincibles.
These are the top trooopers from each army ... when you feel the ground shake ...it's their footsteps stalking you... and no one will accuse you of cowardice if you take a dive out of their way!
USA Invincibles
#1 mos623
#2 Deborah
#3 Clamking
#4 strnog1
#5 WorldB
#6 mike32768
#7 ryaman
#8 Qmel
#9 j2cp2
#10 twosleepy

UK & Co Invincibles
#1 jules44
#2 miffy42
#3 StuHern ... new resident on Olympus
#4 markswood
#5 lg549
#6 paper aeroplane ... new resident on Olympus
#7 Maggie
#8 dippo
#9 magijoh1
#10 steve-e ... new resident on Olympus

And cheeky steve-e has already been spotted through my telescope storming across the Titan battlefield. Tsk ... what fun for me ... another naughty Invincible to capture and tickle.
A special mention here for the 3 USA troopers ... cubswin2323 ... klahrace and Alien8 .... the only ones brave enough to take on the mighty UK & Co Titan army. Three cheers for them!

So who else earned personal glory last month? Who won most daily wins and earns the right to brag they're a Daily Dervish?

Daily Dervish October 2009
That's most wins
Challenge mos623 USA with 10 wins
Titan StuHern UK with 8 wins.
Mogul jules44#1 UK with 13 wins.
Survivor jules44#1 UK with 11 wins.

I say jules, 13 Mogul wins is pretty impressive.
And now for my favourite bit.
My MostOutstandingPlayer ... My MOP ....yes, mine. No one elses....mine.
A pengy observation strikes me as I sit quietly cooing over my list of fabiosos.
There are less of you ...More of you slid down the ranks instead , perhaps lying dazed and shellshocked in the trenches.. or perhaps you deserted the field and snuck off under the tripwires and landmines.
I'm waving a flipper here .... for
Top Mop ..... will StuHern... new Titanasaurus Rex and newly snuggled in on Mt Olympus take a stroll back to mere mortal land and come and claim his next throne. Well done there Stu ... you've had a pretty super month.
Pengy's Top 10 MOPS
1. Stuhern UK up 25 ... Top Mop
2. paper_aeroplane UK up 22
3. Wetherby_Pond UK up 18
4. trooper2196 UK up 14
5. Alien8 USA up 9
6. steve-e UK up 6
7. Chip UK up 6
8. blackprinceUK UK up 5
9. poleparrot UK up 4
9. argentum USA up 4
9. flicker123 UK up 4
And a wave for all my other proteges ... I saw you darting and dashing up the trenches and improving your rank. Everyone give the trooper infront a pat on the back ... lucky yand Uk on the end ... you get one off me!
astralspace USA up 2
Clamking USA up 3
Deborah USA held rank
dippo UK up 2
lg549 UK up 3
MarchHare007 UK up 1
markswood UK held rank
miffy42 UK up 2
mos623 USA up 1
pc377 UK up 1
ryaman USA held rank
yand UK up 3

Ah ... but now it's another month and that means a new war and Eebs is back fighting for the USA . Will any other veterans who've gone AWOL return to bolster the USA? Or will the deadly UK become conquerors once again?

Tournament Stats October 2009

Hello my UK & Co friends .... and my American buddies

I've rifled HQ and the results are gripped in my flipper ... and it's shaking.
Must need another glass of shandy! One is not enough!

So...how did it go? Did my American buddies manage to trounce the UK & Co and restore national pride? Do penguins really drink shandy?
Who knows ... indeed who cares?

The Challenge
Now this was a fearsome fight my friends and had me sitting on the edge of my shandy keg swinging my little legs with glee..and not a bit of nervousness.
The USA troops were surely led to glory by General mos623. Or were they?
USA fielded 27 troopers , won 7363 pts = 53.2% of the pumpkin pie (it's Halloween afterall when humans act decidely strange)
UK & Co fielded 36 troopers, won 8639 pts = 46.8% of the pumpkin seeds.
Trick or Treat!
USA , the smaller army, the smarter army, won the October Challenge by 6.4%.
It was a USA win by 8.8% in September ...Hah!
Know what this means? The UK & Co are fighting back! Sort of ... slowly.

The Titan
Don't be despondent you woad wearers ... that gruesome stuff daubed on your face works! It inspires terror! Only 7 admirable, patriotic Americans dared to take you on!
I did spot mos623 USA and skipperdeedoo UK had infiltrated the battle zone ... they just wanted to be captured and tickled right?
USA fielded only 7 troopers ... and I reckon they deserve a medal....and they snatched 806 pts = brace yourself ... someone get ready to catch them.... = 37.2%
Ouch!
UK & Co fielded 17 killing machines and bagged 3313 pts = 62.8%
Rarely has a battle been so bravely fought by so few ... they fought them in the trenches... they fought them at the flag pole ... I digress again .. that's...what's his name isn't it?
Blood, toil, tears and sweat ... but that isn't... he filched that one. ( From Teddy I believe but there you go. All's fair in love and war , so they say)
The UK & Co absaloutley, no question, undoubtedly won the October Titan by a massive, soulcrushing 25.6%
I'm ladling this on a bit thick aren't I?
Come on my american buddies .... don't let them get away with it!
They'll be taking scalps next time! Pile in there and show them what for!

The Mogul
The USA bravely bagged 3220 bonus goodies in their arsenal. Good work = 41.3%
The UK & Co . Even greater work, bagged 4580 pts = 58.7%
The UK & Co won the October Mogul by 17.4%.
Another blow to USA pride .... Argh ... Did I see Eebs pop her head in the other day? Come back Eebs ... your country needs you!

The Survivor
USA won 3160 points for evading the Danger Zone and those snapping jaws = 43.3%
UK & Co won 4135 for doing it oh so much better = 56.7%
UK & Co won the October Survivor by 13.4%

I shall speak with tactful tongue ... the USA is suffering, struggling to overcome the might of the British Empire!
But all is not lost ... my American buddies won the Challenge with the smaller army! What does this mean? Bravery. Determination. Courage.
But can they ever.......... ever ..... stop the conquerors in their tracks?
Overall ,over the 4 individual battles, after rattling my abacus and smacking it hard with my harpoon (technology is a terrible thing) .... HQ declares that
USA = 44%
UK & Co = 56%

UK & Co won the October war by 12% (last month they won by 8.8%)

Hip hip hooray to the UK & Co
Qmel you'd better start adding those isotonic additives to the smorgabord nibbles! Or beg some rocket fuel off NASA. Send Alien8 ...they'll give him some I'm sure.

New Invincibles for November 2009

Valid until 1st December

Remember..as fearsome Invincibles who reside on Olympus you can NOT play the Titan quiz this month

USA Invincibles
#1 mos623
#2 Deborah
#3 Clamking
#4 strnog1
#5 WorldB
#6 mike32768
#7 ryaman
#8 Qmel
#9 j2cp2
#10 twosleepy

UK & Co Invincibles
#1 jules44
#2 miffy42
#3 StuHern ... new resident on Olympus
#4 markswood
#5 lg549
#6 paper aeroplane ... new resident on Olympus
#7 Maggie
#8 dippo
#9 magijoh1
#10 steve-e ... new resident on Olympus

Demoted (branded on their bums) Invincibles who now CAN play the Titans this month are....
UK & Co ... Quiz Beagle .. skipperdeedoo ... briarwoodrose