March 2008 Team Tournament Results from HQ


One of you is going to hug me..I hope...and the other team is going to hit me...I hope (NOT).

Right troopers here's comes the official, written in stone
damning results from penguin HQ.

Are you sitting comfortably? No? You're on the edge of your seat...Good!

Right.
The USA Won....

Yes! Alongside the greatest generals and explorers...
the troopers who dared play the Challenge and Mogul
will be famous....revered...mythical heroes.

The Challenge.
UK & Co fielded 59 players and nabbed 15552 points = 51.25 % of the cake.
USA fielded 54 players and nabbed 13542 points = 48.75% of smaller slices.
UK & Co win....by a skinny margin of 2.5% (It was 8% last month...bit of a difference there hey what))

Huh...you say..how come the USA won then?

With magnificent Mogul power that's how!

The Mogul
USA fielded 31 troops...a crack squad I might add.
Won 4970 bonus goodies = 51.7%
UK & Co fielded 40 troopers....and went down fighting.
Won 4630 points = 48.3%
USA win by 3.4% or 340 points

And that Mogul win my friends was enough to clinch it.
Combined total scores.
USA 50.2%
UK 49.8%
USA win by .4%...Cor..that's less than half a percent...a whisker..a hairsbreadth..a sliver of dental floss

Well Done America For Winning the March Battle!

If you want all the stats just scroll down...and tomorrow I'll deal with the fastest Fingers...The Daily Dervishes and the MOPS. Yep...it's individual adulation day!
But...lastly we have 2 new crowns to plonk on our new champs heads.
We have a new Challenge champ....please midgetmark take a bow...accept your sceptre and reclining throne. Comfy hey?
And...our new Mogul Maximus is jules44. Long Live Jules44...who amazingly managed to depose miffy42 who has held the noble office since the Mogul began in September.
I will not offer pity...for I know miffy will be back.
I'll let the two new champs lead the Invincibles upto the cable cars going to Olympus...(you did'nt really think they had to climb did you?)

I'll see you all tomorrow...but now...I'm going to raise my glass (non-alcoholic of course) to the USA for a fantastic win...after running behind midmonth they snatched glory and all played like little Titans.
Penguin is chuffed for ya.

The Hall of Flame Team Tournament. March 2008

Players & Final Ranks and Point Won


The Top 25 Toughies
1 midgetmark UK has won...1867 pts
2 jules44 UK has won ...1652 pts
3 miffy42 UK has won ...1645 pts
4 mos623 USA has won....1233 pts
5 WorldB USA has won ....1062 pts
6 Maggie UK has won....779 pts
7 Eebs USA has won...771 pts
8 Seurat UK has won...746 pts
9 thereds4ever UK has won...696 pts
10 mike32768 USA has won...668 pts
11 BB1 USA has won...643 pts
12 Stuhern UK has won...639 pts
13 tihata USA has won...577 pts
14 julieanne123 USA has won...565 pts
15 strnog1 USA has won...539 pts
16 paper_aeroplane UK has won...522 pts
17 Little_Heaven UK has won...503 pts
18 j2cp2 USA has won...503 pts
19 shadowzep USA has won...468 pts
20 hemisphere USA has won....463 pts
21 bernie73 USA has won...451 pts
22 Howie72 UK has won...446 pts
23 magijoh1 UK has won...446 pts
24 Turnbaby USA has won...418 pts
25 Marsalinator USA has won...401 pts


And the hungry pack snapping at their heels...
26 Deborah USA has won....398 pts
27 Squisher UK has won....390 pts
28 burnsbaron UK has won...387 pts
29 Quiz_Beagle UK has won...358 pts
30 TAR_fan USA has won...329 pts
31 Kick UK has won...324 pts
32 wakazawaka UK has won...324 pts
33 ryaman USA has won...321 pts
34 poolosopher USA has won...312 pts
35 Qmel USA has won...305 pts
36 mhallesy UK has won..299 pts
37 chipownz USA has won...294 pts
38 OldSpotPig UK has won...276 pts
39 sparklingwine UK has won...270 pts
40 Silvertop UK has won...239 pts
41 vivtriv UK has won...235 pts
42 argentum USA has won...217 pts
43 lg549 UK has won...216 pts
44. goldbob USA has won..213 pts
45. mfc UK has won...211 pts
46. adumbledore40 USA has won...204 pts
47. twosleepy USA has won...199 pts
48. Dr_Gas UK has won...196 pts
49. kjc USA has won..181 pts
50. WizardOfOz UK has won..169 pts
51. purelyqing UK has won...163 pts
52. tisonlyme321 UK has won...160 pts
53. solan_goose UK has won....148 pts
54. Alien8 USA has won...136 pts
55. BrillBrit UK has won...133 pts
56. cat_brat63 USA has won...133 pts
57. NEWSoUSA USA has won...130 pts
58. genetrivia1 USA has won...125 pts
59. elskede USA has won...117 pts
60. Jazzrockfusion USA has won...111 pts
61. Wetherby_Pond UK has won...108 pts
62. donamaria USA has won...107 pts
63. shoemike USA has won...105 pts
64. LanaDale USA has won...102 pts
65. Bocefish USA has won..100 pts
66. onebraincellUK UK has won...100 pts
67. mikew41 UK has won...100 pts
68. kwd42co USA has won...85 pts
69. elamcs USA has won...83 pts
70. angelica USA has won...78 pts
71. greenkiwi UK has won...77 pts
72. jacky UK has won...76 pts
73. Roly UK has won...75 pts
74. novadarby USA has won...75 pts
75. flicker123 UK has won...70 pts
76. logansmama USA has won...68 pts
77. blackprinceUK UK has won...66 pts
78. trooper2196 UK has won....66 pts
79. lynn-ann UK has won...63 pts
80. no1nibbs UK has won...56 pts
81. polaris UK has won..55 pts
82. fat_woman9 USA has won...53 pts
83. RosaRita USA has won...49 pts
84. Mikeangel USA has won...48 pts
85. amy-lynn UK has won...45 pts
86. jibber UK has won...25 pts
87. PaulDrake USA has won...22 pts
88. greenwitch UK has won...21 pts
89. quasar USA has won...19 pts
90. nikujohn USA has won...18 pts
91. lunabelle UK has won...15 pts
92. babygirl USA has won...14 pts
93. DBergkamp10 USA has won...13 pts
94. Avin_Itoffski UK has won...13 pts
95. Rodger UK has won...12 pts
96. romeomikegolf UK has won...11 pts
97. Lacey UK has won...11 pts
98. pwefc UK has won...10 pts
99. Bee UK has won...10 pts
100. sleepytigercub UK has won...10 pts
101. hadrada UK has won...4 pts
102. wodenite UK has won...4 pts
103. dcreasy USA has won...4 pts
104. ctownsc USA has won..4 pts
105. warmfront UK has won...4 pts
106. ferfer72 USA has won...2 pts
107. Pix UK has won...2 pts
108. feeble-sage UK has won...2 pts
109. georgeflax USA has won...2 pts
110. GEoff2oz8 USA has won...2 pts
111. shipsbosun USA has won...2 pts
112. cyprus1 UK has won...1 pt
113. aussierulez UK has won...1 pt

New Top Ten Rankings. UK & USA Invincibles. March 2008

Top 10 USA Invincibles
#1 mos623
#2 WorldB
#3 Eebs
#4 mike32768

#5 BB1
#6 tihata
#7 julieanne123
#8 strnog1
#9 j2cp2
#10 shadowzep


Top 10 UK & Co Invincibles
#1 midgetmark
#2 jules44
#3 miffy42
#4 Maggie
#5 Seurat
#6 thereds4ever
#7 Stuhern
#8 paper_aeroplane
#9 Little_Heaven
#10 Howie72

Daily Winners March. UK & Co Versus USA Challenge

Daily Winners
31st March midgetmark#3 UK (71 plys) 3 In A Row
30th March midgetmark#3 UK (71 plys)
29th March midgetmark#3 UK (67 plys)
28th March jules44#2 UK (67 plys)
27th March miffy42#1 UK (73 plys)
26th March midgetmark#3 UK (71 plys)
25th March jules44#2 UK (71 plys)
24th March miffy42#1 UK (69 plys)
23rd March miffy42#1 UK (71 plys)
22nd March midgetmark#3 UK (61 plys)
21st March midgetmark#3 UK (68 plys)
20th March miffy42#1 UK (75 plys)
19th March midgetmark#3 UK (76 plys)
18th March midgetmark#3 UK (82 plys)
17th March Eebs#5 USA (75 plys)
16th March miffy42#1 UK (74 plys)
15th March miffy42#1 UK (72 plys)
14th March midgetmark#3 UK (77 plys)
13th March miffy42#1 UK (85 plys)
12th March midgetmark#3 UK (79 plys)
11th March mos623#1 USA (87 plys)
10th March midgetmark#3 UK (85 plys)
9th March miffy42#1 UK (76 plys)
8th March jules44#2 UK (74 plys)
7th March midgetmark#3 UK (84 plys) 4 Wins In A Row
6th March midgetmark#3 UK (83 plys)
5th March midgetmark#3 UK (80 plys)
4th March midgetmark#3 UK (86 plys)
3rd March mos623#1 USA (82 plys)
2nd March miffy42#1 UK (73 plys)
1st March jules44#2 UK (73 plys)

Hall of Flame Mogul Event

Mogul Top 10 March 2008


74 players played during the month.
1. jules44 UK (1296 points, 8 wins)
2. miffy42 UK (1216 points, 11 wins)
3. mos623 USA (803 points, 0 wins)
4. midgetmark UK (767 points, 8 wins)
5. strnog1 USA (641 points, 0 wins)
6. WorldB USA (634 points, 0 wins)
7. Maggie UK (630 points, 0 wins)
8. paper_aeroplane UK (566 points, 0 wins)
9. hemisphere USA (533 points, 0 wins)
10. shadowzep USA (516 points, 1 wins)



Daily Mogul Winners
31st March midgetmark#3 UK (54 plys) Geography Mogul
30th March jules44#2 UK (52 plys) Movie Mogul
29th March miffy42#1 UK (51 plys) History Mogul
28th Marh jules44#2 UK (50 plys) People Mogul
27th March jules44#2 UK (53 plys) Music Mogul
26th March Eebs#5 USA (54 plys) Sci-Tech Mogul
25th March miffy42#1 UK (54 plys) Animal Mogul
24th March jules44#2 UK (50 plys) Geography Mogul
23rd March shadowzep#8 USA (49 plys) Movie Mogul
22nd March miffy42#1 UK (47 plys) History Mogul
21st March midgetmark#3 UK (49 plys) People Mogul
20th March jules44#2 UK (53 plys) Music Mogul
19th March miffy42#1 UK (59 plys) Sci-Tech Mogul
18th March jules44#2 UK (61 plys) Animal Mogul
17th March miffy42#1 UK (53 plys) Geography Mogul
16th March BB1#10 USA (55 plys) Movie Mogul
15th March midgetmark#3 UK (53 plys) History Mogul
14th March miffy42#1 UK (53 plys) People Mogul
4 Wins In A Row
13th March miffy42#1 UK (57 plys) Music Mogul
12th March miffy42#1 UK (58 plys) Sci-Tech Mogul
11th March miffy42#1 UK (55 plys) Animal Mogul
10th March midgetmark#3 UK (58 plys) Geography Mogul
3 Wins In A Row
9th March midgetmark#3 UK (55 plys) Movie Mogul
8th March midgetmark#3 UK (54 plys) History Mogul
7th March goldbob USA (59 plys) People Mogul
6th March jules44#2 UK (54 plys) Music Mogul
5th March miffy42#1 UK (58 plys) Sci-Tech Mogul
4th March miffy42#1 UK (61 plys) Animal Mogul
3rd March midgetmark#3 UK (55 plys) Geography Mogul
2nd March jules4#2 UK (50 plys) Movie Mogul
1st March midgetmark#3 UK (50 plys) History Mogul


Final Mogul Bonus Point Table March 2008

USA won 4970 bonus points = 51.7%
Fielded 31 players. (Last month 4410 pts, 48 %).
UK & C0 won 4630 bonus points = 48.3%
Fielded 40 players. (Last month 4850 pts, 52%)
USA win by 340 pts or 3.4%

Alien8 USA....90 pts
Amy-lynn UK....10 pts
Angelica USA....70 pts
Argentum USA....200 pts
Avin Itoffski UK....20 pts
Babygirl USA....30 pts
BB1 USA....260 pts
Bernie73 USA....220 pts
Blackprinceuk UK....50 pts
Cat brat63 USA....140 pts
CRAZZYMAN USA....10 pts
Cyprus1 UK...10 pts
Deborah USA....180 pts
Dr Gas UK....140 pts
Eebs USA....110 pts
Eloise UK....50 pts
Genetrivia1 USA....120 pts
Flicker123 UK....30 pts
Goldbob USA....140 pts
Greenkiwi UK....60 pts
Hemisphere USA....240 pts
Howie72 UK....150 pts
J2cp2 USA....200 pts
Jacky UK....60 pts
Jules44 UK....370 pts
Julieanne123 USA....170 pts
Kick UK....110 pts
Kwd42co USA....110 pts
Lacey UK....20 pts
Little Heaven UK....10 pts
lg549 UK.....170 pts
Lunabelle UK....60 pts
Maggie UK.....210 pts
Magijoh1 UK....240 pts
Marsalinator USA....220 pts
Midgetmark UK....230 pts
Miffy42#1 UK....360 pts
Mike32768 USA.....200 pts
Mikew41 UK....90 pts
Mos623 USA....230 pts
No1nibbs UK....50 pts
OldSpotPig UK....90 pts
onebraincellUK UK....80 pts
Paper aeroplane UK.....200 pts
Pix UK....20 pts
Polaris UK....60 pts
Poolosopher USA....190 pts
Purelyqing UK.....100 pts
Qmel USA....150 pts
Quasar USA....10 pts
Quiz Beagle UK....280 pts
Roly UK....90 pts
Ryaman USA....190 pts
Shadowzep USA....230 pts
Solan goose UK....180 pts
Sparklingwine UK....160 pts
Squisher UK....200 pts
Strnog1 USA....190 pts
Stuhern UK ....240 pts
TAKROM USA...180 pts
TAR fan USA....170 pts
Tihata USA....250 pts
Thereds4ever UK....20 pts
Trooper2196 UK...50 pts
Turkeyboy88 USA....10 pts
Turnbaby USA....240 pts
Vivtriv UK....100 pts
Wakazawaka UK....170 pts
Wilberforce Dumblebum UK....80 pts
Wittmann UK....10 pts
WorldB USA....220 pts

MOP...or Most Outstanding Players. March 2008

Top 10 MOPS for March

1 twosleepy USA up 47
2 shoemike USA up 32
3 nikujohn USA up 32
4 thereds4ever UK up 31
5 Lacey UK up 31
6 Marsalinator USA up 30
7 kwd42co USA up 28
8 BrillBrit UK up 26
9 logansmama USA up 23
10 Jazzrockfusion USA up 22

adumbledore40 USA held position
Alien8 USA up 12
amy-lynn UK up 7
angelica USA up 21
argentum USA up 8
babygirl USA up 14
BB1 USA up 8
Bee UK up 1
bernie73 USA held position
blackprinceUK UK up 11
Bocefish USA held position
chipownz USA held position
Deborah USA up 12
donamaria USA up 7
Eebs USA up 3
ferfer72 USA up 14
hemisphere USA up 7
Howie72 UK up 4
j2cp2 USA up 4
jibber UK up 17
jules44 UK held position
Kick UK up 5
kjc USA up 7
Little_Heaven UK up 7
lynn-ann UK up 6
Maggie UK up 3
magijoh1 UK up 5
mfc UK up 12
midgetmark UK up 2
Mikeangel USA up 6
mikew41 UK up 19
mos623 USA held position
NEWSoUSA USA up 19
OldSpotPig UK up 5
paper_aeroplane UK up 7
poolosopher USA held position
Qmel USA up 9
Quiz_Beagle UK up 4
romeomikegolf UK up 1
RosaRita USA up 6
Seurat UK up 4
Silvertop UK up 13
sleepytigercub UK up 12
solan_goose UK up 9
TAR_fan USA up 15
tisonlyme321 UK up 9
Turnbaby USA up 11
warmfront UK has won up 12
WizardOfOz UK up 4
WorldB USA held position

31st March Shout Box


Union Jack...needs to come down for a wash
Hoisted by midgetmark#3

1. midgetmark#3 UK ...M...can't bring myself to say it.
2. miffy42#1 UK Bravely and courageously whizzed in 2nd.
3. julieanne123#7 USA Hello there...leading an american posse too
4. WorldB#2 USA The first Deputy...will need watching next month
5. Deborah USA Oh yes...I'm clapping...this is fab. 3 USA

You would'nt think we were a hairs breadth away from Judgement Day...not with performances like this. Tired and worn out? Never. It's professionalism..that's what it is. Never Say Never and all that.
My fave Challenge player was Deborah...had to be... biffed her way into 5th and a PB too. But sparklingwine nabbed a PB too and romped in 9th.
And would you believe it...goldbob and mfc are still locked in combat..though mfc is getting the upperhand.
So how goes it out there today? Wow...the americans are blitzing the battlefield and building blockades on the Challenge. Where are the UK & Co? I was kidding yesterday about mass desertions you know. Top 5 players so far are mos623 USA...j2cp2 USA...tihata USA...mike32768 USA and goldbob USA. Will this last?

And the Mogul?
Yesterdays magnifico Movie Mogul was jules44#2 UK

But did you notice...7 out of the top 10 were americans. My fave Mogul was an american too...TAKROM.
I'm not going to chat today...got to get out there with me chequered flag....wave you all past the finishing line...dispense aqua vitae .

Handy Links
Top 25 Toughies & Teams...last chance before I wipe ya all away!

30th March Shout Box


Union Jack
Hoisted by midgetmark#3

1. midgetmark#3 UK No stopping midget now I think
2. jules44#2 UK Crown for midget? What d'you think?
3. thereds4ever UK That's it...keep up the pressure
4. mos623#1 USA. Some people never give up!
5. magijoh1 UK. Aw..beaten by the human missile

You'd think by now everyone would be tired...out of puff...running on sheer willpower alone. Might be too for all I know...but the results are still good...and I'm oohing an arring in adoring admiration. And do I lay the flattery on abit thick? Of course. and I make no apologies. You're my friends.
My fave Challenge player was thereds4ever...came home 3rd...is 9th overall..and that's only running the gauntlet 12 times. Must make him the highest achiever.
Ya have to admire this tenacity....goldbob and mfc are still trading punches.
solan goose has notched up a few bruised noggins in the last few days too. Wondering what a noggin is? It sits on your shoulders on it's pedestal.
Bernie73 and Howie72 are fighting right upto the wire aswell.
As are burnsbaron and Marsalinator. Careful squisher..there's more to this than meets the eye...they're both plotting to sneak into the Top 25 Toughies for Hall of Flame fame and oust you out.
This is tremendous stuff.

And the Mogul?
Yesterdays best History Mogul was miffy42#1 UK

A moments silence for miffy. Current holder of both crowns. The days of gory glory are in double jeopardy. But what a brave little fighter! Now put the tissues away... my fave Mogul was CRAZZYMAN...I have a soft spot for CRAZZYMAN...he was one of those responsible for helping me dream up this quiz. So for those of you who secretly believe it's purgatory here...well...it was CRAZZYMAN.
Now....unlike the Challenge where I have to rattle my abacus to produce convoluted stats to find the winner the Mogul is easy. I think the americans can be quietly confident they're going to win. I will not applaud yet...or break open the bubbly and boozy stuff....there might be a massive powercut all over the USA or all the broadband providers go bankrupt overnight..or all the team suffer amnesia...so I won't tempt Fate. I'll keep my flippers crossed for you instead.
We have a new player to welcome too...yes I know...been a while since I've welcomed anyone has'nt it. Word must have got around and deterred the fainthearted. So a Warm Welcome to aussierulez...a Commonwealth friend come to help the UK & Co team. Good timing that...a day to settle in before the new battle begins. Could be the UK & Co are going to be under real pressure soon and a few new talented recruits will boost morale.
Still...enough of this...it's fried chicken today...one of my fave foods.
I promise not to sling the bones all over the course and trip you up.Wait for it....that would be fowl play would'nt it!
Sorry. Profuse apologies. A bit corny I know.

Handy Links

29th March Shout Box


Union Jack
Hoisted by jules44#2

1. jules44#2 UK Someone has the bit between their teeth
2. miffy42#1 UK. Good defence miffy but aw...deposed?
3. midgetmark#3 UK Is it your turn to be Champ?
4. Eebs#5 USA Been a tough competitor this month
5. j2cp2 USA Ooer..have you spotted your position?

Isn't it just lovely when no one gives up the pressure as months end draws nigh. If anything the fighting is getting tougher...more ferocious. The Three Mouseketeers were certainly in fine form yesterday and putting in a fine performance for the UK & Co.
My fave Challenge player had to be mhallesy for squeezing into the top 10...you might have seen me my friends...screaming and jumping up and down at the finishing line with my chequered flag. Can't help it...I'm getting excited and like to get involved. Mind you... I jumped up and down when Qmel whizzed past aswell...for a bravely fought 13th...and flicker123 for nabbing 16th. This morning I'm horse.
I was having a peek at the maybe/possibly/potentially not allowing for major mishap and upsets final rankings. Who I wonder could become the new Top 10 countries Invincibles and get to live on the desirable residence called Olympus?
This is not an honour to be sneezed at....oh no. Fame, national hero status...yes...and undying admiration off a penguin.
As things stand....and everyone has dug into their trenches..these would be the new .....
Top 10 UK rankings
#1. midgetmark#3
#2. miffy42#1
#3. jules44#2
#4. Seurat#6
#5. Maggie#5
#6. thereds4ever
#7. Stuhern#5
#8. paper_aeroplane
#9. Little_Heaven
#10. Howie72
And these would be their cell mates...sorry, I meant fellow Invincibles. Must have been some sort of Freudian slip...not an expert on these things.
Top 10 New USA Wonderful & Wise Ones
#1. mos623#1
#2. WorldB#2
#3. Eebs#5
#4. mike32768#4
#5. BB1#10
#6. strnog1#6
#7. julieanne123#7
#8. tihata#3
#9. j2cp2...436
#10. shadowzep#8
...436....did you spot that? So who'll come out tops I wonder.
Or...look who is right up their rumps, itching to get past, already hammering his pitons into the foothills of Olympus.
bernie73...426...oh run bernie run....you can take them!
I'm getting excited again. Sorry.

And the Mogul?
Yesterdays dead smart People Mogul was jules44#2 UK

Yes..won both quizzes yesterday. Very good jules..I'm impressed. I'm buffing up the Mogul Maximus crown ready for you. It's managed to elude you so far but you never know...this could be your month. And my fave Mogul ws Wittmann...who? Wittmann...a new recruit who only joined yesterday and filched bonus points on his/her first Mogul run. You have to admit that's good...for the UK & Co at any rate. * discreet cough* Though they're still losing.

Speaking of which...as I'm in the mood for singing the praises of the busiest, bravest, best players this month I had a peek at who's managed to nab most bonus goodies for their country.

Top 10 USA Mogul Bonus Point Earners
BB1 USA...230
Hemisphere USA...220
Tihata USA...220
Turnbaby USA...220
Shadowzep USA....210
Bernie73 USA....200
Marsalinator USA....200
Mos623 USA....200
Poolosopher USA....190
WorldB USA...190

Top 10 UK & Co Mogul Bonus Point Earners...12 actually cos they tied.
Jules44 UK....330
Miffy42#1 UK....320
Quiz Beagle UK....250
Magijoh1 UK....220
Stuhern UK ....220
Midgetmark UK....200
Maggie UK....190
Squisher UK....190
Paper aeroplane UK...180
lg549 UK....160
Solan goose UK....160
Wakazawaka UK....160


What a shame it is'nt reflected in the rankings...there's a few talented fiesty players there I would love to award a rank. It cuts me to the quick I can't. Rules is rules. But life is easier if you recognise what you can't change and turn to more productive pursuits...like...I'm just collecting my bowl and spoon and I'm trotting off to cat brat63. It's goulash day!

Handy Links

28th March Shout Box


Union Jack
Hoisted by miffy42#1

1. miffy42#1 UK Spiffy's back in spiffy mode!
2. BB1#10 USA Ooer...heading for 5#.
3. paper aeroplane UK Jetted in the little devil
4. mike32768#4 USA amd more americans
5. bernie73 USA They come in triplicate

Sorry I'm a bit late...just had a consignment of smoked kippers delivered. Had to taste and test them. Very nice indeed to.
But back to the serious business...my fave Challenge player (s)....had to be Marsalinator and mfc....well done both of you for sneaking into the top 20 and under extreme presssure too.
The fighting is gruesome and tough...
A round of applause please for Silvertop...who courageously fought off the american attack and has stormed off. Hmn...has to be another fave player...that's 3 then. So what happened to the rest of the toughest little troopers on Fun Triva?
Well, lg549 has goldbob attacking his flank...with argentum to add to the pressure. But hey...the UK & Co cavalry is coming...mfc and sparklingwine are coming to the rescue. That's the team spirit!
And kjc was'nt standing for any messing and biffed purelyqing and sprinted out of harms way.
Tell you who does'nt get easily frightened...solan goose. He's outrun the hunting pack and gone to help BrillBrit catch NEWSoUSA. Watch out NEWoUSA...no one takes prisoners this late in the month!
So what does this mean for the remaining hunting pack...did the combatants scatter? No they did not! No one can be accused of cowardice here! Everyone has stood their ground...and it's metamorfo...can't spell that one so I'll pick something pithy instead...so it's turning into one heck of a showdown with newcomers tagging onto the end...sneakily trying to suss a weakspot.
elskede and Alien8 are building catfish steak barricades filched from catbrat. They're ahead of Wetherby_Pond by a mere whisker....I'm sorry I can't resist this...and following in his footsteps is shoemike and stalking them all is cat_brat63 from the Caterer Corps itself!
Sorry...

And the Mogul?
Yesterdays most magnificent Music Mogul was jules44#2 UK

Oh dear miffy...I think it's a case of Double Jeopardy with your crowns. It was a lot to ask...fending off such a squad of talented competition. And...the americans are stretching further ahead on points...nay...charging ahead.Don't think they can be stopped now. Not with only 4 days play to go. They're devilishly clever...I know what they're doing....they'll be bagging as many points as they can to offset the Challenge. Have they found the UK's Achilles Heel?
Cor I've just peeped over there and 4 out of the top 5 are americans. Like that...have to cheer that. Think I'll go snoop on the Challenge today for a change...

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27th March Shout Box


Union Jack is fused to the mast
Hoisted by midgetmark#3

1. midgetmark#3 UK Busy securing a good lead in fine style
2. jules44#2 UK. Heckled but not beaten by jules
3. WorldB#2 USA And there's americans to keep at bay!
4. Eebs#5 USA But still these 2 titans got through
5. Seurat#6 UK And in close pursuit...

There's not many days left to play now....and I'm starting to get little butterlies in my tummy.
My fave Challenge player was Seurat...got a PB..got in the top 5 too. ...and so did bernie73. Well done to both of you. Don't you just admire these feisty little players who can take the pressure!
Now I thought this next skirmish was done and dusted...but no...
goldbob....Silvertop...argentum and sparklingwine are slogging it out to the bitter end. Is that gutsy or is that gutsy. Medals all round for you guys!
And purelyqing is after kjc...
Then there's solan_goose been chased by both elskede and Alien8 from the USA...who have Wetherby_Pond chasing them who has shoemike after him. My oh my...this is the gripping stuff heroic sagas are made of. Eric the Red..the vikings...Spartacus...I could go on but I bet your eyes are glazing over already. Was that the one with Kirk Douglas? Can't quite remember.
I digress...

So onto the Mogul
Yesterdays super duper Sci-Tech Mogul was Eebs#5 USA

I like Eebs....I think she's very good and I like her....so I'm cheering for her. And my fave Mogul was Quiz Beagle....matched her own PB for the third time...ouch...it's that frustrating time when you get stumped! Can't burst through that bubble. I bet a few of you just grimaced and nodded in sympathy then.
I have to say this...and I hope it ain't going t0 prove to be the Kiss of Death...but I have a premonition the americans are going to win the Mogul this month. Caught up...took the lead and have bounded off leaving a trail of dust. Uk & Co if you're gonna catch them you'd better pull out all the stops...starting now! Mogul has'nt been this close for months.
A quick peek over the parapet and oh my goodness...there's a righ scrap for first on the Challenge...everytime I peep the lead has changed! Mike32768 is currently flying from the mast...but will he hang on or will he prised off by some cheeky usurper. And hi there Bee...it's great to see you back.
And the Mogul....it's miffy laying down the Law...intent on defending his crown.
And what's more it's something sausagey for treats....a lovely concoction from cat brat...so I'm off for a nibble...

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26th March Shout Box


Union Jack
Hoisted by jules44#2

1. jules44#2 UK Oooo...you deprived mos of victory
2. mos623#1 USA. And I got to keep my bedspread!
3. midgetmark#3 UK Current leader...can you hang on?
4. Howie72 UK . My Howie...and it's nice to see you here
5. miffy42#1 UK. Did'nt they all do well today!

Well I was so sure the USA was going to win. Just shows you how wrong you can be. ...and what a nasty shock for mos623. My fave Challenge player was strnog1.....PB...PB...and romped in 6th. Mikew41 won a PB too...so just have to mention him aswell. Two faves then...can't choose...too hard...so it's 2.
General Alert...Casualty Update.
Close Encounter 1) Good work Stuhern for bravely biffing mike32768...these americans are getting threatening. Need stopping in their tracks.
Close Encounter 2) Tihata beat Little Heaven...who has jumped back up and is in hot pursuit.
Close Encounter of the Third Kind...Burnsbaron stood his ground..but two americans to beat...a tough job and hemisphere nipped past whilst Turnbaby provided covering fire.
Close Encounter 4) And the title..Player Extraordinaire has to go to our furry canine...Quiz Beagle. Not only did she outrun poolosopher...and Deborah and TAR fan...but she's nippng now at the heels of Marsalinator. Watch out for those sharp pointy little gnashers Mars. (gnashers = teeth = food macerators a gummy penguin does'nt have).
Close Encounter 5) And that feisty fisticuffs between Qmel and argentum V Silvertop and lg549?
Have to hand it to the americans....looks like they won this one.
C/E 6) And adumbledore40 USA walloped Dr Gas and scampered off.

What's that then?...4/2 for the USA in the private duels arena. As adjudicator I'd like to point out that burnsbaron was cruelly ambushed and outnumbered....and that Quiz Beagle was fantastic. There...that redresses the balance.

And the Mogul?
Yesterdays smart Animal Mogul was miffy42# UK

That means he's only 22 points behind jules44...bent on stealing his crown. My fave Mogul player was ...mikew41...yes I know...already mentioned him but just had to sing his praises again because he's putting himself about abit, running himself ragged and doing the business. In short...he's good.
I was feeling lazy...stuffed with choccy eggs so I have'nt updated the Mogul....or it could be I wanted to keep you all in dreadful suspense...hee...hee...so I'll toddle off now and see whether the UK have managed to catch the USA...and catching is one thing, overtaking is another.
And yummy....the treat today is french onion soup.....Oh la...la...

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25th March Shout Box

Union Jack
Hoisted by miffy42#1

1. miffy42#1 UK. Determined to regain pole position hey?
2. midgetmark#3 UK. Getting excited....new champ. Hang on in!
3. WorldB#2 USA Make way! Here they come...
4. Eebs#5 USA Double trouble...
5. j2cp2 USA Oh yes...I like this. 3 americans..

Not long now till Judgement Day...it shows too. The top 25 Toughies are guarding the foothills of Olympus and allowing no one in...or out. This is when nerves get frayed....stomachs churn with excitment and insidious thoughts of going AWOL tempt your resolve. Glad I don't have to deal with all that. I get stressed enough just watching.
My fave Challenge player was ...were kjc and bernie73...both squeezed into the top 20...and it was a PB for kjc. Oops...got a third...wanna mention mikew41 aswell...he got a PB too. I miss nothing ya know...well not too much.
It's time to send out some general alerts again...
Take care Stuhern....mike32768 is closing in for the kill. Chuck an easter egg at him if you've any left. Choclate grenades are allowed.
Tihata... oops...Little Heaven is after ya...and Little Heaven is playing supremely well just now.
Man your defences burnsbaron....you have two stalkers after you...Turnbaby and hemisphere. Funny...you always seem to get targeted by a posse. Must be frightened of you. Now there's a compliment.
Quiz Beagle is on the scent of poolospher...but..warning for QB....watch your furry rump...TAR_fan and Deborah are ganging up on you.
This next one's exciting...a small war between Qmel....lg549....argentum
and Silvertop. I'll keep a close eye on this one...from the safety of my penguinmobile...yes, it was delivered today. ....safety on the course is of paramount importance. For me..and for the casualties of course.
and right behind.... adumbledore40 V Dr_Gas might need my help.
Think I might as well just park up...judging by this next melee.
Poor Wetherby_Pond is under attack from genetrivia1...elskede
Alien8 and cat_brat63. Hold out as long as you can WB! Help is not at hand...that is to say your nearest help is onebraincellUK...famed for diving in a trench when under pressure...and wow...she has elamcs...LanaDale...
Bocefish and angelica about to storm past.
Gee...this is exhausting.....time for some deep breathing

And the Mogul?
Yesterdays greatest Geography Mogul was jules44#2 UK

Oh yes...this is a significant win too...it meant jules stole the lead in the Mogul. This tug-of-war between miffy and jules is set to continue to the bitter end.
You'll run yourself ragged miffy trying to hang onto two thrones...but best of luck! My fave Mogul was solan goose..came storming in with a PB and muscled in amongst the top 12.
A quick peek out of the bulletproof windshield of the penguinmobile...oh oh...better get the choccy stained Stars & Stripes washed and dried ready for mos623 to tie to the mast. and on the Mogul run...well done mikew41 for riding in second...hope ya can hang on through the buffeting.
Me...I'm off to see cat brat63...my special friend and bringer of treats.

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24th March Shout Box


Union Jack
Hoisted by miffy42#1 UK

1. miffy42#1 UK Heh..heh..Champ miffy is back!
2. midgetmark#3 UK ..Scuffling with hopeful Champ
3. jules44#2 UK... And in jumps the old Champ
4. WorldB#2 USA.. My..you were brave and cheeky.
5. julieanne123#7 USA. You too...well done there.

Well all the big names were up there...tussling away for points and placings.
My fave Challenge player though was flicker123 who put in a cracking run ...got a PB and sneaked home in 14th. And that is seriously good stuff...especially when the Three Mousketeers are all stomping all over the battlefield in 19 secs.

And the Mogul?
Yesterdays most magnificent Movie Mogul was shadowzep#8 USA

Whey hey...all raise a glass...or an easter egg for shadowzep. It goes without saying that with such an impressive PB aswell shadowzep just has to be my fave Mogul.
But someone else made my little eyes glitter with pride...poolospher...yes he did...fought his way into an impressive 3rd place and swiped a PB too. Is there no end to these PB's?
I had a look at the Mogul stats again...it's compulsive viewing now you know. Imagine me...devouring easter eggs, tucked in bed, messing my beloved eiderdown (the Stars & Stripes) with melted chocolate.....and how appropriate...
guess what...
USA have 3580 pts
UK & Co have 3430 pts ...
The USA are stretching ahead....can't be stopped it seems and I have'nt added the Movie bonuses in yet....say no more. Soon this could be catastrophic for the UK & Co.
It made me think though....americans are tops at Movies....so I had a peek see who did best on which subjects. I like to know these things...sorry if you don't..jump skip to the bottom.

History after 4 days…..3/1 for the UK
People after 3 days….2/1 for the USA
Music after 3 days …. 3/0 for the USA
Sci-Tech after 3 days ….3/0 for the USA
Animals after 3 days…2/1 for the UK
Geography after 3 days…2/1 for the UK
Movies after 3 days…2 for USA..one day tied. So it's USA

Know what this means?

USA Best 3 Subjects
1. Music
2. Sci –Tech
3. Movies
Which means I guess that our American friends listen to music, watch movies and have a house full of gizmos and gadgets. Stuff the rest of us only get years later.

UK & Co Best 3 Subjects
1. History
2. Geography
3. Animals
And our UK & Commonwealth friends have a yen for nostalgia, tradition and Britannia would be proud of them for knowing their way around the old Empire (and other places that escaped the net)…and they must like beasties..aw thanks…that’s nice. And I like humans too.

Come to think of it...no surprises there really hey? Just thought you might like to know I'm open to bribes to switch the topics...heh...heh...just kidding. This is a fair fight!
I do have a droll little observation...the sharp ones amongst you will have noticed there's a topic missing. It's the one left that neither team shone on...this is funny..from a penguins point of view it is.....forgive me my wonderful little humans if I chuckle...it's People. Now is that funny or is that funny?
Oh well...small things amuse small minds...sorry. There's more pressing matters to hand...like liver and onions from cat brat63. I'm off to wave my flippers in begging mode.

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22nd March Shout Box


Union Jack
Hoisted by m.m...m. Go on guess!

1. midgetmark#3 UK Did you guess right?
2. julieanne123#7 USA Oh yes...the USA are back..
3. miffy42#1 UK Oh so defiant and brave
4. jules44#2 UK. Ah..more about jules soon.
5. j2cp2 USA Unranked? Can't be right. You're too good

It was one of the dreaded Three Mousketeers again...But julieanne123 was my fave Challenge player...got a PB...romped home in 2nd...but hey...j2cp2 won a PB too. This is fantastic...And...there's more...so did Maggie.

And the Mogul?
Yesterdays top People Mogul was M.....#3 UK

Yes...that's M for midgetmark...but it's quicker to type. My fave Mogul was argentum...proving to be a real snappy player who's shaving down those seconds.
Official Announcement: New Mogul Leader....jules44 has swiped the lead from miffy42. Oh dear miffy...double reigning champ...weighted down with the Challenge and the Mogul Maximus crowns. And whey hey...congratulations to jules44. Now you just have to sprint off ahead!
Daily update on the Mogul bonus stats...
America is still leading...by 110 points.
But it's Easter and so the Uk & Co might be preoccupied..wait till next week, perhaps then they'll be able to lay their traps and catch out the americans. Remember though...tomorrow is Movies again...americans are good at Movies.
But today...today is scrumptious beef stew...thanks to Cat's Catering Corps so I'll shuffle over and smile winsomely and see if it gets me anywhere.

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21st March Shout Box


Union Jack
Hoisted by miffy42#1

1. miffy42#1 UK Stopped 3 in a row for midget!
2. midgetmark#3 UK No 3 in a row for midget!
3. Eebs#5 USA Only 2 secs behind ...
4. mos623#1 USA ....Ditto...
5. jules44#2 UK...Oh they were all so close!

Should I or should I not have a quick tally of the Challenge stats? Or should I keep us all in dreadful suspense? Heh..heh...dreadful suspense I think...help keep that adrenalin rushing. My fave Challenge player was goldbob..our current MOP...came in the top 10. But I have to mention wakazawaka too..PB for waka...so I'm cheering and cheering loudly like only a demented penguin can.

And the Mogul?
Yesterdays ace Music Mogul was jules44#2 UK

jules44 is doing very well on the Mogul thesedays...catching the leader...hint..hint.
Okay...plain english....Warning for miffy42....jules has you in her sights...only 6 points between you and wham...Don't mean to frighten you...just instil wariness.
My fave Mogul was Stuhern....fab bit of footwork there Stu..PB for you! And mikew41...and poolospher. Come on now...give me a chance to keep up. My flippers are getting sore from clapping.
I did the Mogul stats again today...can't wait now..it's an unbreakable addiction....as soon as you've done I swipe them hot of the HQ result board. Fascinating stuff it is too...
America have now extended their lead to 100 points.
Is the UK team is disarray...shellshocked...standing stockstill with quiet admiration. I'll have to nip onto the Mogul run and start flailing around with a soggy kipper.
So if ya get a whiff of fish..It's me...I'm after you!
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20th March Shout Box


Union Jack
Hoisted by midgetmark#3

1. midgetmark#3 UK Two in a row for miffy!
2. Eebs#5 USA Yikes...what's this?
3. mos623#1 USA A rush of deadly americans
4. tihata#3 USA Ousted the UK good and proper
5. ryaman#9 USA This is good stuff!

And 4 out of 5 ain't bad. My fave Challenge player was ...were...poolosopher and ryaman....sneaked into the top 10. Mind you...they were part of a posse...7 out of top 10 players yesterday were americans. What does this mean? What you gonna do about it UK?

Official Announcement: midgetmark#3 UK has taken the lead.
Yes...it's true. midget has grabbed the crown...who had nicked it off jules44. But will midget manage to hang on to it? Has he played his ace too early? Miffy might want it back! So might jules! The remainder of this month is going to be fraught with infighting!
Speaking of which...new rankings will be up for grabs
If you brave little troopers manage to fend off attack and hold your positions these would be the new
Top 10 UK Invincibles...
1. midgetmark#3
2. jules44#2
3. miffy42#1
4. Seurat#6
5. Maggie#5
6. thereds4ever
7. Stuhern#4
8 Little_Heaven
9. Howie72

Oops....allegiances could be tested...there could be bloodshed over the final 10th rank.
Kick 276 pts
OldSpotPig 276 pts
burnsbaron 276 pts
Squisher#7 275 pts

And the USA Top 10 Invincibles? Well the maybe's...so far...
1. mos623#1
2. WorldB#2
3. Eebs#5
4. mike32768#4
5. BB1#10
6. shadowzep#8
7. tihata#3
8. julieanne123#7
9. strnog1#6
10. Turnbaby 296 pts......

But oh dear Turnbaby...be careful ....there's a couple of usurpers closing in behind and looking threatening.
11. hemisphere 289 pts
12. bernie73 284 pts

And so how goes the Mogul?
Yesterdays smartest Sci-Tech Mogul was miffy42#1 UK

Hah...miffy is busy securing his throne here then is he? Can't be everywhere at once can he. My fave Mogul was .....THE WHOLE AMERICAN team. Guess what? The 10 point lead has become a 60 point lead. Honest...I kid you not. Though the UK & Co are fighting tooth and nail...the americans are gonna romp off...I can feel it in my bones. Oh and I'm loving every minute of it...UK...you're gonna have to lasso them and bring them down like in those Wild West movies.
Now...I would like to mention my friendly Bringer of Treats now...yeh I mean cat brat63.
She has her own quiz at

and she's now providing a little haven too. A snug place to chat and make friends and it's a nice place. I know...I had a crafty peep. There's a link on her quiz or nip over there now to
Ya can chat there and share piccies and send messages. And cat is a wonderful hostess...the best....and I just love salmon croquettes (I think they were specially for me...me been a fishy character).
See you all on the Mogul...desperate or defiant, depending on your nationality!

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19th March Shout Box


Union Jack
Hoisted by midgetmark#3

1. midgetmark#3 UK Come to reclaim the flagpole!
2. jules44#2 UK And the UK came in numbers!
3. miffy42#1 UK Yes they did...here's another
4. thereds4ever UK And another...oh very good
5. mike32768#4 USA Huh? An american?

The UK & Co response was fast, decisive and furious. The Three Mousketeers charged in...in reverse order but who cares?
My fave Challenge player was ...well I was oohing and aahing with awe over three of you. My fab three were Stuhern...TAR fan and Wetherby Pond. Got in the top 20...and TAR fan snatched a PB. Brave little players...
Remember the warning I dispensed to Howie yesterday? You don't? The ambush. Are'nt I a waste of time. Sorry ...I sent it too late. Poor Howie got biffed by Eebs and mike32678.
And strnog1 and hemisphere biffed burnsbaron. Oh dear UK.
Hah! j2cp2 and magijoh1 are still fighting it out...use delaying tactics magijoh1..buy some time...paper aeroplane is on his way
The USA are riding high....argentum beat silvertop and ryaman beat lg549.
Hmn...well USA are clearly in merciless-mode.

And the Mogul?
Yesterdays sly Animal Mogul was jules44#2 UK

Trying to regain your lead is gonna be hard is'nt it? Think you can do it jules?
Could be time to shelve personal glory and fame..and undying admiration from a penguin. This mornings update revealed fantastic news for the americans.
Yay...Oh yay...America has resisted the UK & Co's attempts to regain the lead.
Yay..Oh yay...America still lead by a measly 10 points...hard won actually but 10 is a smidgin. It's one player producing the goodies. So everyone pile into the Mogul now...no excuses...play your hardest...the pressure is on..
Never ever in tournament history has the Mogul been so close!
A player could trip...fall over one of cat brat63's strategically placed treats...that's not cannon shot or tripwires tangling your feet...it's yesterdays leftovers of spaghetti and meatballs.
My fave Mogul player was ...it's hard...with so many of you pulling out the stops. But I rather liked Eebs...she's doing real well just now...won the Challenge ...a mammoth task these days...and came 2nd yesterday on the Mogul. Versatility...I like that.
I can't resist a little peep over at the Mogul...see how today's play is going. Bit of quick mental arithmetic....er..er...The USA are extending their lead! Gee UK...stop munching those yummy easter eggs there's a major crisis developing.
Breathe deep...breathe deep..must calm myself...
There...it worked....we have a new player to welcome . They're becoming an endangered species you know....frightened off at the high level of play.
On the worldwide stats my little troopers...that's you my friends...come out tops on average score..Well I already knew that cos you're dead clever.
See....
1. Disprove it! - The Back Room D..... 575 average score/player
2. The UK Versus USA Challenge... 922
3. The Clack House Daily Trivia C... 506
4. Tournament Abyss .... 471
5. Mel's Mustardland Mind Gym...836
6. Elk Grove Online Trivia....689
7. The Digital Spy Quiz...843
8. Bovis Lend Lease Trivia Quiz...637
9. DIV IX Trivia Contest...410
10. The UK Versus USA Moguls...873

Now where was I? Oh yes....I'd like to extend a warm welcome to flicker123 come to fight for the UK & Co team. And...he/she has just nabbed 10 bonus goodies...Good work...the UK need every bonus winner they can enlist.

I will now cease the chat...bet your eyes have glazed over with boredom..I'm off to watch the Mogul...that's where it's happening. Besides...it's chips and salsa today.

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